I brought Bob up from the subbasement and plopped him on the table. "Okay. Just so you know I'm sane when you hear me talking down there, I'm going to introduce you to Bob."
Maybe I should have said it better. Thomas's eyebrows went into orbit.
I ignored him and tapped the skull. "Bob, wake up."
Orange light flickered, and Bob yawned. "What's up?"
Thomas's eyes grew very round.
I grinned. "Thomas, this is Bob. Bob, Thomas."
"The guy who sent you a naked chick?"
"Harry," Thomas said, "What is that?"
I settled on the couch. "Well, long story short…"