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Itachi walked in, seeing my neck dropping in blood, but seem to ignore it.
"Leader has called a meeting, your coming too Alex" I stood along with Kisame, and followed them down the stoned halls into a room. They all sat in chairs around one long table. The last seat was next to Konan and Kisame. I sat in between them, and looked around; everyone was here, even Zetsu. Scary thing is, he was looking at me angrily. Kisame held my shoulder, and bent down to lick the dripping blood. Everyone eyed us, I smiled nervously.
"So...uhm...Why am I here?" I asked.
"That, will stay between the Akatsuki, as for you, you have no choice but to work for us" Pain said.
"Uh huh, and what is this 'work for us' include? Missions? Maid work?"
"Both of those" My eyes widen.
"But, I don't know how to fight, I'm not a ninja, there is no such thing as a ninja in the real world" I protested.
"We well train you" Sasori added.
"I asked you to join here, also for you to explain what you mean by 'real world'" I swallowed.
"Uhm...well...there is a man, in Japan, he made this Manga, named Naruto" I started, they eyed me. "Yes, the story is named after the nine-tailed beast boy, Naruto, and he's the main character. The manga shows his life, as he struggles through it. The Manga also shows his in-counters with all of you. Soon later, the story became an anime, for people to watch instead of read. Both, show some of your past and life. Showing why you are who you are. Secrets that other members in the Akatsuki don't know about." I smiled, and a pause. "You know, a lot of people, even though you're the villains, are in love with you guys, or at least fans. All of youss, I remember my friends mistaking Deidara for a girl once" I giggled quietly. "They ignore the little detail of you being villains and criminals." I added. I closed my eyes. "I remember once, my friends and I wished you all were real, and we'd join the member, and get trained by our favourite member and become friends" I giggled again.
"So you know, basically everything about us hmm" Deidara said.
"No, everything that the anime and Manga show is all. I know your collecting the tailed beast, and why. I know Kisame's, Itachi's, a bit of yours, and Kakuzu's life. I know Pain and Konan's, but I barely know Zetsu's." I said.
"Very well, you know the strings, not saying anything to anyone" I nodded. "Dismissed" I was first to stand and leave, I headed for the kitchen. If I'm the maid, I guess lunch is a good start. Hmmm, sandwiches maybe? I grabbed buns and made hamburgers. I placed in tomatoes, lettuce and a bit of lemon juice. I placed 2 on a tray, with orange juice. I carried the tray, and tried to find Konan and Pain. I knocked on a door.
"Enter" I held the tray in one hand and opened the door.
"Lunch Sir, and Ma'am" I placed it on the table. Pain picked it up first, he bit in, and Konan waiting to see how it was before eating.
"Very good, what is it?" He asked.
"Hamburger, with tomatoes, lettuce and a bit of lemon juice" I said. He continued to eat, and I heard Konan 'hmph' as she ate. I shrugged and returned to the kitchen to put another 2 on the tray. I place punch juice in this one though. I knocked on the most damaged door I found, thinking it belonged to Hidan and Kakuzu. Kakuzu opened the door and looked down on me, with his 2 coloured eyes.
"Uhm...lunch?" HIdan quickly grabbed for it, and munched it down.
"So fucking good" He reached for Kakuzu's food, but I slapped his hand.
"That's Kuzu's not yours" Both looked at me, with the new nickname, then Hidan burst into a fit of laughter.
"Kuzu! HAHAHAHA" I placed the tray inside on a table and I kicked him right in between his legs. He quickly got quiet, and moaned in pain.
"I'll s-sacrifice you to Jashin-sama"
"Go ahead, Pain will kill you, I don't care if you're immortal!" I yelled at him. "Moron, Kuzu's is right about you being a moron, BAKA!" I stomped away into the kitchen. I made another tray, with only 1 though, for Zetsu.
"Zetsu!" I yelled out as I walked down the hall. He appeared coming out the walled. "Here" He took it.
"You still make this for me? Even when I was about to drink all your blood?" I nodded.
"Yes, because you didn't mean too" He ate it and drank the grape juice. I returned to the kitchen and placed 1 sandwich. I knocked on Deidara's and Sasori's room. I opened the door.
"Lunch Deidei, and I already know you're a puppet Sasori" Deidara smirked at his nickname and ate.
"What is art?" he asked me.
"Uhm...Art can be many things, paintings, drawings, clay, and everlasting" He looked at me firmly. "What? I gave you my answer, it's both of you two" I walked away quickly, and made the last pair and headed to them. The door opened before I could opened it. I smiled.
"Lunch" Itachi moved aside, to let me enter. They ate, and complemented on how good it was.
"Alex, we well be leaving for a mission" Itachi started. I blinked.
"Ok, I'll be fine here-"
"You will be joining us; Kisame would need your blood for the many days"
"But, I could die..."
"We'll protect you" I said nothing, uneasy by the decition.
"When...do we leave?"
"Tomorrow night" Kisame answered. I nodded.