Yay i finally got a review that I've been waiting for lol, anyways tyvm, i hope you like this chapter, it isn't long long long long as you wished. But I hope it's better than the other chapters i had, i hope you enjoy. I LOVE KISAME, and i expect you do too for reading this...lol ok get on with the story

I do not own anyone but my OC alex ^^. AND AND ya. And sure TOBI can appear.

They were in the forest for the pass 3 days, Alex was so tired, and her neck was bandaged from Kisame. They was dragging her screaming legs to keep up with their pace, that had not changed since they stepped into the forest. She hadn't asked for a break, yet, but she will, and she'll get it alright. She will get very pissed if she doesn't get it. Or she'll just fall on the ground, and they'd have to carry her.

Hmmm. She thought. The second thought sounded good.

"Kisame..." She breathed out. "Could you...carry me...PLEASE" He stopped moving and turned, confused. She fell on the ground, face flat. She felt two hands lifting her up, she didn't both looking. She knew it was Kisame, seeing as Itachi was right next to her. Kisame looked down at her, smirking.

"What?" She narrowed her eyes. "I'm not as ninja as you think I am...WHAT?" His smirk only grew and then he looked forward. She pouted first, and then closed her eyes, cuddling slightly in Kisame's chest. She thought of nothing, and fell asleep.

!~O~o~O~!

Alex stretched her arms to meet someone's face by mistake. She turned to that person, not moving the hand on the face. To meet red eyes. She screamed loud and long. Getting up, and away from the red eyes. She tripped over a rock and got hit by a tree. She slid down.

"THE RED EYED DEMON WITH NO BODY AS FINALLY COMES TO HAUNT ME! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! I SWEAR! Yeah I joined the Akatsuki...BUT THAT DOESN'T BE I KILLED ANYONE...yet...PLEASE DON'T HAUNT ME I'M INNOCENT" She went on and on till the 'demon' spook.

"Alex..." it said.

"!" Kisame got up, carried her next to the 'demon' still screaming, settling her in his lap.

"Alex, that isn't a demon, that's Itachi" Her scream stopped quickly. She reached into the dark read eyed person. Touched the head, the hair style.

"Yup, that's Itachi alright...so that's just the Sharigan..." he quickly made a fire place. She could see much better now. "Uhm...sorry" He said nothing. She was about to beg him to forgive her, when she felt her bandage, sorry being slid off. She turned red and turned to him.

"Y-y-you already got some this morning"

"I need more"

"Kisame, have you found out why her blood? Or have you noticed anything?" Itachi asked.

"I have a thought, lately her blood has been extra tasty, and my thought is that she seems sensitive. The more she gets red, in the good way, the more tasty the blood" Alex turned redder, she was about to say something when she felt 3 teeth sink in her neck. Her neck arched back.

"A-a-aaahh..." She shivered. He wrapped his arms around her tightly, sucking slowly and gently. Taking his time with every drop of blood that seeps in his mouth and down his throat. Savouring every taste. Savouring her sensitive blood, that had gotten a bit more delicious. He decided to make it more...delicious, by slowly rubbing her sides.

"A-a-ah...n..." His theory was proven easily by this, and yes the blood did become better. After a few more sucking, sipping and tasting he pulled his teeth out of her flesh. He rebadged it, and let her calm herself on his laps. He chuckled, and ate, offering some for the one; he seemed to be amusing to be with. She hungrily snatched it and swallowed it down. Itachi stood.

"I'll bring more wood for the fire" They both nodded and he left.

The two, were left alone. First it started with an awkward silence, then some eating noises, and then they started to do small talks, that ending in a few sentences. And then they began talking about Itachi, they laughed and talked endlessly.

After awhile of more talk of Itachi, he returned, hearing the laughing. He returned and everything went quiet.

"Kisame?" Itachi said, placing more wood in the fire.

"Hm? Nothing happened, it was quiet the from the moment you left." He said, coughing at times trying to keep himself from laughing. Alex, was on the floor, on her belly, with tears at the end her eyes, from laughing so hard and now, trying to keep quiet by putting her hands over her mouth. Hearing what Kisame said, she sat up quickly as if she, acting like she was sitting here, acting the way she did when he left.

"Yup, really, nothing happened, I just sort of fell...somehow and started to laugh at myself" She said, in a matter of fact way. Itachi didn't say anything; he just gave Kisame and her glare and sat down.

"Weasel...phf...hahahaha" Alex couldn't help but laugh. Kisame, joined her shortly, laughing hard.

FLASH ~O~o~O~ BACK

"I'll be back" Alex had said, stood and tripped, falling on something small. She shoots up to see a squished weasel. "I'm so sorry...uhmmm...he...ha...hahahaha" Kisame looked at her as if she had another head growing.

"Look!" She said, looking at the look. He looked at the poor weasel.

"And?" He said.

"Don't you get it...Itachi...means weasel..." Alex imagined Itachi in the situation as the weasel right now. Kisame after awhile caught up to her and laughed along with her. Then they began saying, 'it'd be funny if the weasel walked around with a headband and an Akatsuki cloak into a village. Then everyone screamed and go crazy.' Laughing hard and loud, making more weasel, and Itachi related jokes.

~END~

They had calmed down, after having a glare toward them, telling them. He was on to them; he knew something was up that they weren't telling him, that it had a slight doing with him.

They afterward explained the mission that was a mystery to Alex since day 1. She knew this, the moment they said, that they had to get Naruto, who was with Jiraiya. She knew what part that was in the show and told them not to explain it. She wondered if anything will change if she was there. Would they get him?

They slept and she dreamt what difference it would be if she was there.

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"Naruto, we need to talk" Itachi said, looking at Naruto's terrified face. Alex recalled what happened, he steps out and Kisame would say.

"I can't believe a kid like him is the 9-tailed beast" She nodded in her remembrance. And then Naruto tries to escape while Kisame, uses his Samahada to cut Naruto's chakra and absorb it. Then he says. "Itachi, how about I cut an arm, just in case" Itachi said nothing. Though she wondered what he really thought. Was he thinking about his brother, after all the REAL reason he wanted to come here was to warn the elders he was still alive and of course to see his brother. "Alright then..." Kisame approaches poor Naruto, who looked horrible. Kisame swung his sword down, only to hit a frog, not really, they couldn't see it, but I knew already. Jiraiya was here. He did his stupid speak about him and the ladies, which I signed. Never liked him.

"Ok, we get it, your some lady hitter, I Don't CARE. And I'm sure they don't either, nor Naruto, so hurry up" I said. He laughed.

"A girl at your age would never understand"

"Uh...huh anyways, 3...2...1" Sasuke came barging it.

"Long time, no see Sasuke" Itachi said, everyone turned behind Alex.

"Uchiha, Itachi" Sasuke said with, lots of hate, let me tell you.

"Hi Sasuke" Alex said. Kisame, who was suppose to say his part about the clan. Turned to her, with a confused look.

"What?" She asked.

"I've fostered my anger and hatred just as you said" Sasuke said. "To see you die!" He did his lightening move, Chidori and ran toward Itachi who only grabbed his wrist and the Chidori died out. Jiraiya touched with Naruto about Sasuke. Itachi ALMOST broke his wrist.

"Go away, you don't interest me at the moment" Wow, Itachi really is good at acting the bad guy, Alex wondered if his heart is being torn apart right about now...?

"Well get interested!" Sasuke yelled only to get kicked, tsuyomi-fied and some more screaming. Jiraiya thought it was about time he kicked in, did he mountain toad jutsu that was said to be impossible to escape from. They ran. Itachi used, his Amaterasu. You know the black flames and burn through the wall, they escaped. They headed back to base.

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After another 3 days of some laughs and such we walked in, only to hear Pain yelling at Deidara.

"Deidara how many times did I tell you not to use Sasori as your target"

"Yeah brat, go use someone out" Sasori grumbled fixing his puppet parts.

"I didn't do it I swear un!" Deidara said rather quickly.

"Oh really?" Pain said, not buying it.

"Yeah really un" Deidara said firmly.

"Oh...Really?" Pain asked again.

"Yeah...Really...un" Deidara said, a bit off.

"Ooohhh Really?"

"MA-REALLY" a orange masked male poped from the other room, with a big paper stick to where his mouth should be with a huge goofy mouth. Alex laughed so hard, she fell on the floor. Making Tobi freak out and run outside scared. She paused to stare at his run, to continuing her laughing. Soon after she got dragged into her shared room.

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