Beginning Notes: Drabble 3 of 3 11/08/14
I have finally decided my opinion on radio plays as to whether they are or aren't a part of personal head-canon. The radio plays occur after 'Exit Wounds' and in my head events occurred a little differently, Tosh lived, so the radio plays are just as non-canon as CoE and MD.
Title: Epilogue Drabble 5
Author: Daashi
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Jack Harkness, Ianto Jones, Owen Harper, Toshiko Sato
Pairings: Jack/Ianto
Rating: 15+
Genre: Drabble, Humour
Warnings: n/a
I: "Well who needs dignity when you work for Torchwood."
T: "I can't believe the plant just spat on you."
O: "I just need a sample. Hold still Teaboy. Fluid is opaque, white or almost white in colour, some sort of nectary secretion, it appears to be causing some dermal irritation."
T: "It is itchy."
J: "It looks like Ianto, that you were just giv-"
I: "If you enjoy our sex life, you will not finish that sentence."
~End
Word: Nectary
nec - tary (noun) [Botany] : a plant gland that secretes nectar
End Notes: For the record the sentence Jack was in the middle of was; "that you were just given a facial". Of course Ianto was not impressed.
This is another story with the Spitting Venus, I admit it, I kind of fell in love with this plant.