Hi~ and sorry for the delay. Many things were on my mind...Anyways, here I am, you didn't think I'd just leave this now would you? I've done it before...BUT I WARN MY READERS. Anyways. I'm back from me watching a tearful, sad, just horrible drama. That was sooooooo sad. T.T I normally don't like sad things...
Anyways here I am, back...yes back. ON WITH THE STORY.
I still don't have a lot of votes, wither you want yaoi in it or noooooot sooooooo ya. VOTE and predict.
Looks can be Deceiving
(I know they can)
"Alex, I need...Alex?" Kisame looked around; he could have sworn he had seen me on the couch. Yes, he did, but I ran off. I like Kisame, and if he needed blood, if he asks, I would give it to him. But I also like Kakuzu, but he told me more to give him blood for the next 3 days. So I have to avoid him.
Wanna see my many attempts and tries?
FLASHBACK
Once I was walking down the hall, and he opened the door.
"Alex-"I ran off before he could finish. "Alex...?"
Or the time, when he both happen to be walking in the same hall. I ran off again. Or when I was in the kitchen, and he entered. I ran out the room.
END OF FLASHBACK
How many times did we see each other? Sheesh everywhere I go I see him.
I turned to see Pain, and an idea sparks in mind. I ran to Kakuzu and Hidan's room.
"HI~ you guys have a mission right, right?" I said excited.
"Ya"
"Good" I ran to Pain. "Could I go with them please PLEASE! I'm BEGGING YOU!" I plead. His eyes went in confusion.
"Where and with who?"
"Kakuzu, on their mission"
"No"
"But- but"
"No, they're going to get the second tailed" Second tailed...?
My eyes widen, as the video I watched came in mind. They kill her then go after a man by the name that starts with "ch" and then. Asuma dies, and then...they die. Well...Hidan gets buried, same thing.
"Wait, but I have to come, they'll die!" Silence and a few members entered. Zetsu, Hidan, Itachi, Kakuzu and Kisame. I clapped my hand over my mouth shut. Pain looked at me sharply.
"What?" He said warningly. I signed.
"Cats out of the bag" I mumbled. "You know when I told you, in the real world, you're all fictional, and I knew everything the anime showed?" He nodded. "The anime showed, on this mission, they will get the two tailed, but then Kakuzu went to get a bounty, he gets it. But they then encounter another bounty. They kill him, but his other people in his group take him to Konoha to bury. Hidan wanted to get him, so did Kakuzu for the money. And so, in doing so, they die. Hidan get's buried, while being in many pieces. And no one knows where he is when he is buried, except for the boy who cut him up." I said quickly. Silence. I smiled nervously. "So...can I go?"
...
"YES" I stretched my stiff muscles up in at the blue sky. "Finally I'm outside" I take a deep breath. "I love the fresh air"
"Oi, hurry up, we're not going to a picnic!" Hidan yelled over his shoulder, already ahead of me with Kakuzu.
"Fine" I ran up to his side. A few seconds later. I stared at Hidan deadly.
"What...?" silence. "Oi, what, stop staring!"
"You made me hungry because you said picnic, did you have to say it?" Silence, then something was shoved at me. I turned to see Kakuzu handing me a box. He looked like one of those 'benti' you see in animes. I didn't take it. It was big, must be his, he does have five hearts so... "You need it more than me; you have a battle coming up. I'm just going to stand and tell you what's going to happen" He still had it out on me.
"Everyone's a target when they're out on the field" Was his respond.
"I'll hide"
"Would you just take it girl! He's offering it for you, which is something very, very rare so just take it dam it!" Hidan yelled, annoyed and dispirit to kill something. I took it, and opened it, took out the chopstick. There was sticky rise, some yellow rolls, meat, some salad. I heard a small growl. It was Hidan's stomach.
"Kakuzu, I haven't eaten anything all day thanks to you, let's take a short break to eat"
"We haven't even walked for a fifteen minutes"
"So? Old prick, I'm eating" He walked off to a tree, sat down and took out his box. I looked at him, then at Kakuzu. I still haven't eaten a bite. He shook his head and sat down too, I shrugged and followed.
I didn't know how to eat with chopsticks, I never tried. I've always used spoons, knives and forks. Though I've always wondered how they ate with these. I looked at how Hidan ate, fast and easily. I tried to hold it like him. I couldn't pick the yellow roll omelette. Finally I just took the two chopsticks, stabbed it and picked it up and into my mouth whole. Chewing, and humming slightly at it. It was very, tasty. Soft and full of taste. Hidan stared at me, soon after Kakuzu did too. I swallowed it and stared at them.
"...What? I've never tasted this before...Nor have I used chopsticks" Kakuzu took the chopstick from my hand. And he showed me how to hold it.
"Then you just move it up and down to pick things up" I nodded and tried, I didn't get it easily, but I was about to pick things later on. I smiled as I picked the yellow roll and ate it. I ate a bit off the salad, and a small portion from the rice. I handed it back to him. I stared as he pulled down his mask. I stared attentively. But then my face reddens as he began to eat...WITH THE SAME CHOPSTICK. I guess he had no choice, he only packed one pair...but...isn't that called indirect kiss. Maybe...he did it on purpose. I'm sure he knows that...NO NO NO. Kakuzu wouldn't do that.
I nod in agreement, to the thought and concluded my train of thoughts. After that, he finished 1/3 of it, then packed it, and pulled up his mask. We stood and walked in silence. I found the silence odd, Hidan was RIGHT next to me, yet he said nothing, he didn't say a single word-
"Kakuzu where are we going you prick" Nevermind. "Tch, useless old man"
"Useless?" I said, before Kakuzu said anything. "I remember you yelling and pleading for help from him in the anime" I said. His eyes widen. I looked away, smiling. He didn't plead really; he was demanding him to help him. Same thing really.
"Oi, is that true"
"Yup"
"Then that anime is screwed up"
"Uh huh"
...
The blond, two tailed ran in the tunnel, into a dead of water. Walking on water, she hears Hidan's scythe and she jumped just in to for it to crash into the water where she was standing. She flipped in the air and landed on the water.
"Ughhh"
"Impressive" Hidan said, in the tunnel, as he walked out with Kakuzu next to him. I stayed behind, hiding in the shadows. "But...seeing as how I've got the worst attack speed in the Akatsuki...You shouldn't feel so great about it." He pulled his scythe rope toward himself.
"So I was right, you two are from the Akatsuki!" She said. Two, she didn't see me, and if she did, she'd think I was a hostage. She was sweating, and seemed a bit worried.
"No need to sound so nervous...If it makes you feel any better, you're the last one..." Kakuzu mumbled a curse word. "Is all the cursing necessary?" Kakuzu eyes turned to him.
"Shut up Hidan, this girl is the two tailed beast, if you let your guard down...I'll have to drag your corpse back to the Akatsuki"
"Be careful how you talk to me...Kakuzu"
...
"Stand back" Kakuzu said.
"Hand on..." Hidan held his necklace up to his face. "Let me offer my prayers to God"
"..."
"You really drive me nuts with all the praying" Kakuzu growled.
"I know it can get annoying but, it's part of my religion I have too!"
"Heh, you two might think you have me corner" The blond said. "But you fell for my trap!" She placed her hands together. The tunnel exit walls exploded and fell down, to cover the entrance.
"Alex" Kakuzu said toward the wall. "Hidan, get her out" He ordered.
"I'm not done praying yet" Kakuzu pull the silver necklace away from the man.
"I said get her out or I'll destroy this!" Hidan chopped his way through the stone to get me out.
"In the name of my village I will kill you both!" The woman yelled.
"What? Kill who? You're starting to piss me off, and when I'm pissed off, the blood rushes to my head, and when the blood rushes to my head-"
"Ohh-Put a cork on it" Kakuzu interrupted.
"Why don't you just come quietly" Hidan suggested, having a smug on his face, and a calm voice. Blue swirly flames came out off her.
"Hmph...I don't think so!" Hidan blinked.
"Huh...I guess that's a no..."
"You are so stupid" The flames grew into an animal. The cat like tailed beast paws went down on Kakuzu. He caught it and throws it over. Rocks fell everywhere, as one boulder was going to land on me. My eyes widen, as Hidan sliced the rock.
"Sheesh" The cat-like beast landed in front of us, and a ball of light was forming to shot us. "Shit!" Hidan swore. He covered me, as she shot. Everything around us was destroying, the whole roof was off, and the sky shined down. "Damn that's hot; I bet she's good with spicy food!" We hid behind a big rock. "The living ghost, the cat beast with two tails. And we're the rats. Ohhh! Boy..."He smirked.
...
Hidan lied on the ground, a rod stabbed into him, as his black and white skin returned to normal. A big circle and a triangle drawn on the ground where he lied. And he had gotten his necklace back. I looked away from the blood body of the two tailed blond, hanging from his hand stabbed by another rob to the rock. She was bloody, the wall was bloody. Everything was bloody.
"Hidan it's been 30 minutes around you done yet" I whined. Wanting to just get rid of the blond quickly.
"Shut up dammit! Don't mess with me while-" He pulled the rob out of him. "I'm doing my sacrifice!...ouch"
"You do it every time don't you?"
"He does" Kakuzu agreed.
"Just skip it then" I said.
"It's part of my religion I have to" Zetsu came, and too the girl awhile to my relief.
...
Konoha Temple
Was on the top of a double huge, steel doors. Kakuzu's hand harden and he pushed through it easily, as it crumbles down. Hidan, seeing a bald man, that looked like monk come out, turned to Kakuzu. He wasn't a tailed beast host. And Hidan knew, he was a bounty. He yelled and swear at Kakuzu, and I signed.
"I'm going to hell for killing a monk" They both charged.
...
"Money matters come first" Kakuzu said, lifting the monk over his shoulders.
"Can I bash you up for once seriously?" Hidan yelled. I walked away, knowing one was still alive, watching us. He was the main reason, Asume was sent to come after the Akatsuki. If...I get him, nothing will happen right?
"Alex?" Hidan said. I quickly ran and grabbed the person hiding behind the pile of wood. His eyes widen in panic.
"You were going to tell on us weren't you?" I asked innocently.
"N-n-no o-of course not" I looked down at him with sad eyes. He only shelter was destroyed, and his comrades too. I let go of his hand, and he ran for it.
"Oi, he's going to tell on us" Hidan got up pulling the rod out of him.
"Forget it, he's going to tell Konaha, we'll just get the money and head back, that way, no one dies" I said walking away.
...
We walked into the woods, as they argued again.
"You carry him"
"Oi OI OI! I'm not the one who wanted him, you carry him till the end" Kakuzu's eyes widen and then narrowed.
"What with those piss-ass eyes!"
"You going to end up killing me one of these days"
"You just learned that now Kakuzu!"
...
"I'm looking forward for your next hunt sir, may I offer some advice. You should really find a different partner; he doesn't seem interested in money at all"
"I know, all of my other partners I've killed...I can't kill him"
...
I stood outside with Hidan, you know it's a man's bathroom, and Hidan hated the smell of it.
"They're here" I warned.
"It's time. OI Kakuzu, hurry up, they're here!" Kakuzu walked out with the black bag of money.
"Let's go" We began to run, well, my running compared to theirs, I'd say I was walking compared to them.
"Hurry up kid!" Hidan yelled.
"I told you I *breath* Am *breath* Not *breath* A NINJA" His scythe robe wrapped around me, and he yanked me up to where he was jumping off the tree branches. He carried me over his shoulder. His blood and others he had killed today stained Itachi's cloth. The smell of blood made me sick. I felt myself turn green. "Oi-" Vomiting. The food I had eaten from Kakuzu's food was on Hidan's back and sliding off on the ground. Hidan was twitching. "S-sorry Kakuzu, your food because a waste-" I vomited again.
"AAA stop it! You should be saying sorry to me, your vomiting ON ME, not that old prick"
"But, I'm vomiting because you ripe"
"I took a shower this morning!"
"Not you, you, I mean the blood on you" Silence.
"You get sick from the smell of vomit? But Kisame always suck your blood"
"But, it's not on me, nor can I see it. The blood on you is seeping into Itachi's cloth, and now it's on me till I change"
...
"Stop VOMITING, seriously"
"If it bothers you so much put her down" We stopped and he placed me down. Kakuzu took his robe off and handed it to me.
"Take your blood stained cloth off, to make you stop vomiting" I took his robe, and hid behind a tree to take the shirt off, and wear his robe. He took Itachi's cloth and threw me over his shoulders and we took off back to base just in time to take the beast from the blond and kill her.
'SSSSSSSHhhhhhhhhh...sssssssssshhhhhh" The sound of the dragons sucking the girl's beast of out her rang throughout the hideout. All I did was run a few minutes and sleep for the past three days. I slept in the same room they were doing it, as I rolled and mumbled some things.
"Hidan..." Hidan's head turned down at me. Deidara turned to Hidan, raising a brow.
"She seemed to be interested in you hm"
"Hidan...you moron...don't yell at Kuzu..." Silence. "Immortal right...ZETSU EAT HIM" Almost all of them took a step back on the fingers. I rolled over. "Good"
"I take that back un" Deidara quickly said.
Silence.
"Kisame...and Itachi...s..should...stop fighting. Hurts..."
Odd way to end it. But I hope the sleep talking part was a bit funny about hidan. Sorry once again for the delay and review. :D