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Looks Can Be Deceiving

I lay on my bed, staring at the ceiling, it was so silent...too silent. I suppose I was used to how, Deidara would blow something up, or Hidan yelling at someone. My window glass shattered all over the ground at my bed said. My eyes widen as blue haired female, I've grown to fear appeared before me. Her cloak was gone; it seemed to be her under clothing only, a sleeveless, long neck, and plain pant.

"You're coming with me" She declared and grabbed my blue shirt's collar and, once again a flash of light surrounded us, and the scene before me disappeared. After a few minutes, another scene appeared. It was dark, and the ground was golden brown. A large sculpture of a snake was in front of us. I knew this place too well.

"O-Orochimaru?" I turned to her, "You're with him now?"

"Shut up, only talk when spoken to" She gave me a hard slap across my face, and I remained silent. I only wore my blue top and black pant, with white tennis shoes. Orochimaru, and Kabuto both appeared.

"Excellent work Konan, now Kabuto, take her to her room"

"Yes, Lord Orochimaru" I backed away, and earned another slap from Konan, I instead decided to follow Kabuto, he seemed to wobble a bit. I didn't like him, so I ignored this little odd action. I knew how to get out...I knew where everything was...It's not something to fear.

He gave me an empty room, completely empty, and then he closed the door.

"Ok, first door from the right hall..." I shoved my hand in my pant pocket and took out a folded paper, in the other pocket, a pen. I opened the folded paper, a picture of the entire Akatsuki on one side. I stared at it. Should I really scribble at the back of this good picture...It's not even complete yet...I still have to shade it...I closed my eyes, nodded, and flipped the big rectangle paper, to its blank side. I sat on the dusty ground. "Ok, so there was a door in the big snake room, and two halls the branch off. I'll be in the right said, first door so...here" I spoke out some parts, as I drew out the whole hideout.

"Beyond the two doors in the big room, would be another maze of doors, and halls. Most lead to dead ends, and one leads to another door, and the way out. I'd then be in a forest...I think it was the Forest of Death. I am not sure which one is the right hall to get out. So I'd need some time..." I folded the paper. "I'll run in a day or so..." I hugged my knees.

I shouldn't be scared...they brought me here for a reason; they wouldn't waste their time with me if there wasn't a reason. So, I won't be dying...

I opened the door, surprised that it was unlocked then again; I didn't hear any lock click sounds before. I looked around, before walking out and down the hall silently. I quickly and easily got to the big snake room. Seeing the double door, I looked around, clear. I walked out, slowly on my tip toe, hiding behind anything I see, before continuing to the big door. Still unseen I opened it, there was a small creak noise, I quickly went through and closed it. I turned, three path stood.

"Which...one was it...?" I whispered to myself. "Uhm...ok..." I pointed a finger on the first path. "Inee, meanee, minee, pow, catch a criminal by the leg" I moved on to the next path and so on. "If he's nice then keep him so, if he's not them kill him. Inee, meanee, minee, pow, if I get killed then I'm no ninja, I chose you" It stopped at the last one. I shrugged and walked in the path. I heard someone giggle.

"Sasuke...I'll be the first to see your sleeping fast kufufufu" My eyes widen, that voice...KARIN? I looked around, and opened a door and quickly entered it. I froze...A sleeping Sasuke...

I stood behind the door as the door opened, Karin walked in, I quickly left unseen. I hadn't noticed the breath I held in, I gasp, and quickly ran down the hall. Karin truly is a freaky character, I mean once she even took his toothbrush, well tried, she, by mistake took Suigetsu's.

If these were the rooms...then this must be the right path, I took a right turn, a left. And straight, the door. I turned to noticed two other paths reach here too. I froze...staring dumbfounded by this.
"I'm so stupid...the entire path reached, I must have messed up with the inside halls..." As I ran toward the exit, Konan stood there.

"Naughty..." She said smirking.
"No...no, no, no...I knew this was too easy..." Paper rushed to me and I jumped out the way. Wait, my eyes widen...I have chakra right? What was it that Naruto always did? I placed my hands together, focused on the energy.

"What are you doing?" Konan asked. Clone...please come out...

"Shadow clone jutsu"...nothing. She laughed.

"Pathetic" I smiled, getting an idea.

"KONAN, Pain wants you back, he's very sorry, and that's why I was kicked out of the organization and sent back home" I lied. "He said you were right, I was just in the way of peace, I was nothing but bother, he even said, he couldn't believe he did that to you. And how stupid he has been. He's very depressed right now." Her eyes widen.

"Pain...Wants me back?" I nodded hard.

"Yup, yup, those were his right words; he wants you back, so...-"

"Konan, excellent, you caught her" Kabuto's voice said, coming out of the dark.

"Konan..." I turned to her. She turned and ran, opening the seal in the door, and ran out. I ran too, although the seal was closing, I made it.

"You!" She turned to me. "Stay away" I nodded.

"Yes ma'am" I ran pass her as she flew away.

(yaoi note)

"Lord Orochimaru..."

"Leave her Kabuto, time will be on our time till then, come back to my room" He smirked. He tied Kabuto's hands and legs with snakes, as his cloth ripped away. Orochimaru's long thick tongue licked Kabuto's entrance. Kabuto shiver and moaned silently. He gasped when the tongue entered him. His yells and screams were unheard outside the room. He was already sore from last night, and now his Lord was doing it again.

He knew it will take hours till his Lord would stop. He's be licked all over, inside and outside of him. He'd come a few times from the licking, and sucking. Then he'd take his member in his mouth, and suck hard and make him come once again a few times.

Then teasing him a bit, he'd place a snake in his hole, another one, and another, then he'd place his tongue in. Tasting him, chuckling and teasing a bit more, till he couldn't take it. Lastly, he would pound into the mattress of sheer force, enough to break, both his hips and the bed. He'd make him come many times again, and continue changing his position. From front to back to upright, and sideways. Through all this, Orochimaru would only come once.

By the end of it, Kabuto would be in a puddle of his own come, unable to move, his hole bleeding, even though this wasn't his first time, he always used his medical skills to heal himself to 100%. But that made him like a virgin again. He was fine with it, it was from his Lord. He would do anything for him.

But, even by the end of it, his Lord would do some times, like when Kabuto's taking a shower, liking a bath, to clean himself, his Lord would come in, and play with him, he might even enter him again, it was likely that he would. But normally, he would only enter to suck him off. He'd say he was hunger for Kabuto, and he'd make Kabuto do embarrassing things, and if Kabuto didn't do it, he would force him to.

For example, his Lord entered while he was in bath, he leaned on the tub wall, and told Kabuto to stand in front of him and thrust his own member into his Lords mouth. Kabuto couldn't do that; he knew that, even if he could his legs wouldn't listen to him. So Orochimaru forced him to get our, and lay on his stomach, Orochimaru lifted his hips, enough for him to slid under him, and then let go of his hips so his member would fall into his Lord's mouth. His tongue would slide out, even when Kabuto's member was in his mouth, his Lord's tongue would slither out and in his so, very sore hole.

Orochimaru, didn't even him much of a break.

(end of Yaoi)

I was very much dead if Konan finds that I lied.

"Deidara, Deidara, Sasori!" I called out, hopping they were flying somewhere. "Hidan, Kakuzu! Itachi, KISAME!" I looked around, running as I called. "PAIN! ZETSU! Tobi!" No of course they wouldn't be in the Forest of Death. I stopped running, panting, leaning down, my hands on my knees. I looked around, it was a swamp, running through the thick dirty water as I ran pass it. "My shoes..." I shook my head. I shouldn't be worried about that now.

"I just hope I don't run into any Naruto characters..." I took a right. "I'm so thankful for my memories...a right and left, straight, and then out the gate. The take a left into a new CLEAN forest and keep going straight till I reach the river..." My stomach growled. I sighed. I have to get there! I quickly stopped once I was out. I sat down. "I never thought I had such a small stamina..." I quickly got up, and ran again. I have to get there the fastest I could. I jumped over tree roots and rocks as I ran. I came by a four way, and tripped; too tired to jump over the rock, instead I tripped and fell. Panting, I stayed down.

"Alex?" Someone said. I looked to my right, two pairs of feet, with nails painted. I looked up, the Akatsuki robe...higher up. Hidan and Kakuzu. Hidan's top was ripped, he was bloody as for Kakuzu, and he carried a suitcase and a dead body. "It really is you" Hidan lowered himself. He smirked. "Couldn't keep away from us, huh?" I pushed myself up and sat up.

"No...I just had to get away from Orochimaru..." Kakuzu looked down at me, eyes hardened. I really did miss them...Kakuzu mostly I guess. I feel like hugging him...but... I don't think that is wise.

"Orochimaru?" I nodded.

"It doesn't really make sense, I was in my room, then I was in his hideout, then he just...let me go after placing me in a room." I shrugged. "I don't get it"

"What do you plan to do now?" Hidan asked. I turned to him and looked down quickly.

"I...Don't know...I don't want to go back home..." Hidan arched a brow.

"Oi! Would you just make up your mind women? If you were crying, and sobbing your eyes out to go home, you get that and now you don't want to? Seriously I don't get females" Hidan stood up, and I followed. He smirked. "I'm sure that prick of a leader would let you join again" I smiled, I really did miss them...

"Hidan, could you carry the dead body from Kakuzu from a few minutes?" I asked, he turned to me angrily.

"Why the hell should I! It's his kill" He took the body even when he complained, I giggled inwardly. I did something daring just to see the outcome, with the body out of the way. I hugged Kakuzu from his back. He stopped walking. I smelled into Kakuzu's cloak, taking in his smell. Kakuzu turned his end and whispered.

"You can stay in my room when we get there" I looked up and stared into his green and red eyes. Nodding, I let go, saddened with the lost of both warmth and smell. Kakuzu took the body back. "Hidan, take her back, I'll be going to get the bounty for the kill" Hidan stared, and then nodded. Kakuzu took a different root as I followed Hidan.

Silence fell as we walked quietly.

"Weasel" I suddenly said, Hidan turned to me.

"Weasel?" I nodded, smiling.

"Itachi, means weasel"

"Oi, Seriously?" I laughed. "And Kakuzu?"

"uhm...something like, the hearts of life or...something"

"Deidara?"

"Mud...or Banana, not sure" With each one, his laughter grew.

"I'm going to call him Banana now" Hidan decided. Silence took over again, as a paper cut my cheek, Hidan quickly stood guard at me.

"YOU LAIR!" Konan shrieked.

"I fucking told you to stay away bitch!" Hidan yelled. "I'll sacrifice you to Jashin-sama!" Konan's face turned ugly in rage, but she left, knowing about the Jashinist skills, and immortality.

"OI DEIDARA, YOU BANANA, give us a lift!" Hidan called at the sky, a big white bird came down.

"What did you call me hm!"

"Ba-Na-NA!" Hidan called back.

"Hi Deidara" I said waving. Deidara turned to me.

"Your back? How, I don't recall Pain bringing you back un?" I shrugged.

"Let's just go" Hidan said, and we both hopped on. I held on Hidan's robe a few times, scared that I'd fall. He even tried to scare me.

"Look Alex, look down, look how high we are, on misbalance and you'd fall to your death. One slip" he laughed at the taunting.

"HIDAN YOU JERK" I yelled, holding tightly at his robe.

"Leader, we have a visitor" Pain turned to Deidara, and then to me.

"Alex...what are you doing here?" He asked.

"Hello to you too, and nice seeing you again" I said sarcastically. "I've had a bad, bad day; first I was kidnapped by Konan and captured by Orochimaru, then I almost got caught by Sasuke and Karin, then, I was held off by Konan and my shadow clone failed. THEN THEN, I had to lie..." I explained. "Can I just sleep...?" A few minutes later, he nodded. I smiled, bowed a few times, running to Kakuzu's shared room, and jumped on Kakuzu bed, sleeping.

Ok so i know short short. But uhm ya, I added some yaoi in it, for those who wanted and those who didn't this won't be shown much, afterall it's OROCHIMARU, I thought it made sense. She's back YAAAAAAAAAA.

Besides, it wasn't long. So...ya.

Review. I know it's rushed so you don't need to say that. But rest assure once this story is finished I will re-edit it, to make it much better for all of you. So please review :D