I answered the phone after my mini-coma from the explosion in the Deeps and my brother said, "So. Building security had an interesting story to tell me when I got back."
I groaned. "I will disown you if you breathe a word of this to anyone."
"Disownment might be best," he said thoughtfully, and I just knew he was smiling, "I mean, if I'm not related to you, that might make our secret relationship a bit more healthy. Incest is frowned upon in most countries, you know."
I growled at him to do something anatomically impossible, and hung up. Forcefully.