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Deidara and Sasori

Deidara stood in shock at the site in front of him. He only came to Kakuzu and Hidan's room, only to get some money, to buy more clay. Instead he saw Kakuzu ramming into Hidan crazy-like. Hidan was moaning in pain, but didn't he like pain? Either way, Deidara has a hard on.

"G-Get the fuck out" Hidan breathed. Deidara, slammed the door and ran into his shared room with Sasori. He closed the door behind him and slid down. Sasori, was on his bed, laying, he wasn't in his short, mean puppet, he was outside. Deidara knew what this meant. A blow-job. Deidara doesn't remember when or how it started but, whenever Sasori's out, it means blow-job time. Deidara didn't move though. Sasori seemed like he hadn't realized Deidara but he did. Sasori sat up, and sat at the side edge of the bed and opened he's legs wide open, staring at Deidara. Now he remember how it started, Deidara once asked Sasori, if he was entirely puppet, and Sasori replied no. Then Deidara asked, which parts of him is still human. Sasori smirked at this point and made Deidara blow-job him. Sasori, knew now, his hard on, and a smirk went on his face.

"Deidara, need some help getting up?" Sasori stood, and advanced to Deidara and bent down. Why is he being nice? Deidara asked himself.

"Sure" Deidara raised his hand up, and Sasori took it, pulling him up. Sasori, was shorter than him, by a bit only, not such a huge difference. Sasori wrapped around him, and unbuttoning his cloak. Deidara's eyes widen.

"Tell me brat, what made you have a hard on?" Sasori whispered. Sasori's hands slid in his pant and his pointer finger circled his hard member, slightly touching it. "Tell me, or I won't let you release." Sasori's other hand when up his shirt and played with his nipples. Deidara shivered, and jolted, his face flushed.

"I-I s-saw Hidan...and K-Kakuzu..." Deidara said barely.

"And?"

"Kakuzu was...ramming in him..."

"And you got a hard on from that because?" Deidara didn't want to tell him why. He didn't want to tell him, because it looked good and wondered why he only gave blow-jobs while instead he could get some pleasure too.

"" Deidara said quickly. Sasori's smirk grew.

"Is that so..." he threw Deidara on his bed, undressing him completely. Sasori, himself only too his cloak off. Sasori, got on top, slipping his hand down to his member and began to stroke fast. "Tell me Deidara, when you blow-job me, you get a hard on too right? And knowing, that I wouldn't touch you, you quickly left after you were done. Did you go to help yourself release?" Sasori asked. Deidara blushed, but said nothing, he only moaned. His back arched back as he came.

"AAaah~" Sasori, held his arm above his head in one hand, and played with him with the other hand. Sasori robes, that are in, where his stomach should be, came out and slid inside of Deidara. Deidara gasp.

"S-stop"

"Isn't this what you wanted?"

The robe didn't go deep, only a little bit and turned, curled and turned it's best to prepare him. Sasori noticed something odd, his robe went in quickly, if he was a virgin or at least not touched in that area, it'd take awhile. And Deidara wasn't moaning in pain, instead in pleasure. Deidara moved down a bit, to make it go deeper. Sasori pulled it out.

"Nnngg..." Sasori positioned himself and pushed in. It went in perfectly.

"AAH" He didn't move, he stared at Deidara, seeing no sign of pain.

"Have you...done this before?" Sasori asked. Deidara shook his head.

"Not with s-someone" Sasori got the idea.

"You've been giving yourself a good fingering, haven't you?" He said, licking his nipples. Slowly, slowly Sasori moved, pulling and pushing. Deidara liked it, but he wanted more.

"Harder" Sasori smirked, let go of his hands and grabbed his hips, ramming into him hard, over and over.

"Danna~!" He came at the sudden thrust. Sasori kept thrusting. Deidara regretted saying 'harder' he couldn't handle it, it was making him dizzy and he could faint any time.

"What did you want Deidara?" Hidan said outside of the room, opening the door. He froze as did Kakuzu who was next to him. Seeing Deidara back arched, face red, hair open, naked, and clinging on Sasori. While Sasori, was ramming into him fast and hard, making Deidara yelp and moan, almost scream even.

"H-H...Haa...NNGH" Deidara couldn't speak or say anything, but pant and make noises. Hidan's nose burst into a nose bleed. Kakuzu, who was annoyed, closed the door shut and dragged Hidan away. Sasori closed his eyes has he came inside of Deidara, who screamed feeling his hot seed shoot deep in him.

Deidara let go of Sasori, his eyes up, half opened eyes, mouth opening, with salvia falling down his chin. Sasori pulled out of him. He wasn't panting, after all, he wasn't human, and he didn't need air. Deidara had gone unconscious. He clean up, the bed himself and Deidara. He entered his work shop and continued to work on his new puppet, smirking. Deidara huh? How cute.

END

How is it? REVIEW and tell me if any pairing you like or in mind, tell me if you want it with 'toys' or not.

Wither you want it to be rape, angst and such.

Or lovey dovey, them already attached to each other.

ORRR someone is curious on how it is, and the other shows them.

INNOCENT TYPE

OR THE OPPISITE...

I'm evil lol.

REVIEW~ NEXT TIME ONE AKATSUKI YAOI

Hidan and Kakuzu.

Could be, rape

Love,

Curiosity*

Or something totally DIFFERENT.