Ok, people a reviewer request asked me to do this pair, before I did Suigetsu and Kisame hehe. Don't forget, this isn't all a story, ITACHI IS NOT CHEATING ON KISAME FROM THE FIRST CHAPTER.

I own nothing but the story, not the characters. I wish i did tho MAKE IT ALL YAOI MUHUHUH.

Anyways, this has RAPE, if you don't like rape in yaoi, then WAIT TILL NEXT CHAPTER. But you are messing something BIG. I don't know how many chapters will this go on for -.- Many I'd say, because everyone loves yaoi. ANYWAYS you could bring an non-akatsuki person and pair them with an akatsuki. Like ohhhhhhhh SASUKE AND ITACHI? I already thought I'd do that, so don't ask. Suigetsu and Kisame, but I got to be creative on how they meet I think I can do that. I've been thinking, and GOT A PRETTY GOOD IDEA FOR SUIGETSU hehe. Till then folks, and ending all this talking and telling you the information till now. And read the story. ENJOY.~~~~~~~~~~~

Deidara: HURRY UP HM

Your getting raped you know.

Deidara: By who hm?

Itachi.

DEIDARA: O.O STOP THE STORY HM.

HIDAN: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Deidara and Itachi

Deidara couldn't believe, Leader-sama assigned a mission to Danna with HIM. Isn't the Akatsuki suppose to go in pairs? So he's talking with LEADER NOW.

"Deidara, you explosions are effective, but that mission doesn't need such a thing. Beside, Sasori is already far away by now, and won't return for while."

"..." Deidara silently left. He went over to his room; he opened the door, to see, Uchiha Itachi.

"What are you doing here hm!" Deidara said. Itachi only looked at him from the corner of his eyes. Itachi quickly, in a blink of an eye, was gone and instead behind him. He pushed him in, and locked the door. Deidara was about to yell something, but Itachi placed something in it and, tied it around his head. He took his hand and tied them together. Deidara yelled into whatever was in his mouth. Lastly, Itachi tied his legs, apart. He took out his ninja knife and cut out his cloak. Throwing it out of the way, he took of his.

"Soft" Itachi said, as he touched him. He paused right above his member, and Deidara froze. Itachi smirked, and stroked it.

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Deidara yelled out. Itachi placed a finger in. "MM" he yelled again. His face was red, and he was almost crying when he say Itachi pushing his member. Itachi thrust.

"MMMMMMMMM" Itachi ignored him and kept going on. Tears fell and his scream continued. Deidara came many times, and his voice was never heard by anyone outside.

...

Itachi came, pulled out, washed up and stood in front of him. He pulled the cloth around his mouth out, saliva trailing and kissed that.

"Just call this...company while Sasori's gone" Itachi left after that. "call me when you need 'company'"

Sorry if it was short, i've never really read Deidara and Itachi before, and I can't realy imagine them doing it, to come out with GREAT small part. Next MIGHT be Tobi and Deidara. Uhmmm, that's about it, review, LOVE IT IF YOU DID and enjoy next chapter when it comes out.