Beginning Notes: Drabble 1 of 3 26/08/14
This was inspired by something I said in the Beginning Notes of Drabble 017
Title: Torchwood Hazing Rituals 2
Author: Daashi
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Jack Harkness, Ianto Jones, Owen Harper, Gwen Cooper
Pairings: n/a
Rating: 13+
Genre: Drabble, Humour
Warnings: n/a
G: "Fairest Anna, would you join me for my evening repast."
J: "And excellent use of taxpayer monies, Gwen."
O: "You know most people stop sounding out words once they're capable of reading by themselves."
G: "Shut it."
J: "You've been here for 3 week and haven't submitted one piece of paperwork. I'm sure Ianto would love to show you how to fill out the forms. Ianto!"
I: "Yes sir."
J: "Gwen hasn't filled out any of the paperwork."
I: "I am aware of that. In fact I believe I was the one who told you."
J: "See that Gwen knows what's she suppose to do instead of reading Romances."
I: "Of course sir. This Miss Cooper is the standard Field Mission Report. This box at the top is where you put your name."
~End
Word: Repast
re - past (noun) : a meal
End Notes: What is more embarrassing than being caught reading trashy romance novels, being caught reading trashy romance novels out loud.