Somewhere, somehow i got making a lot of things Bold.
I don't know why and for some reason, it's only this story.

When you read the end and the A/N there as always, you'll see what has happened to your dear author.

The day of the peace treaty came much quicker than I expected it to, even if it was just a few days after I had arrived in Japan again. Luckily the days were peaceful, not that I had much to do anyway. My enrolment into the school wouldn't be officially finalized till half way through the last week of the current term so I'd have to wait until after the summer holidays to be introduced to everyone in the school.

During these few days, I took my time to truly understand one of few joys in life … according to Dulio at least. I was going from restaurant to restaurant, café to café, traditional sweet shop to traditional sweet shop. The food, while varied in taste, greatly satisfied my stomach and thanks to being part Dragon I could easily eat so much food all in one day without being full or get sick afterwards. That though did also bring the point of having to eat a lot more than others would during a simple meal. In comparison i'd have a feast for each meal. Even my snacks were truly pushing the line for what snacks could be. Dulio was right though, Japan had some of the best food in the world.

The problem here being that food is really expensive, while our money only really goes on food due to wearing the exorcist uniform all the time it's still actually pretty hefty. After all, we aren't paid that much as it's an act for God so we are 'Doing it out of our own interest'. You don't become an exorcist for the money, you become an exorcist to protect. Therefore being paid isn't really a big factor in much. The stronger you are, the more jobs you get meaning the more potential money you can acquire. I just happen to be rich, in essence anyway. I still have all the money passed down to me from when Okaa-san died so I have plenty but I will also have what's on the 7th level soon so money isn't really that important to me.

The only other problem being driver licenses and the multiple ones I have for over the world. Mainly bike licenses of course but I do have some for cars too. Despite the majority being 18+, there is a few 16/17+ and if you go to Canada then it's as low as 14 for some reason. Either way, driving was an easy alternative to people seeing me flying or running from place to place especially of recent times when I had Xenovia with me. Also a good job I did get one as Xenovia is not safe on the roads, actually the people around her are the ones that aren't safe. Apparently, the same is with Irina too.

…

The place for the meeting of the Peace Treaty was the student council room located within Kuoh Academy, from what I could tell at least. It was a gaudy one too, the table was not to my liking making it hard to focus my attention elsewhere unless irritating people was something that could be deemed alright about now which obviously it wasn't.

Right now in the room where the talks were taking place, the Fallen Angels could be said to be on the back foot as only Azazel arrived with the Hakuryuukou as his Bodyguard. Then it was the devils who came with both Lucifer and Leviathan having the Strongest Queen as their bodyguard along with the two youths and Rias' peerage with them for report reasons. Finally it was us Angels and only Michael was here with Irina and Xenovia as his bodyguards.

I was supposed to join as an extra through having a part in the Kokabiel incident and as a Seraph who was in the area at the time. To Heaven, this surrounding area is in my purview so I have as much right as Michael does to be in the meeting but I chose against participating in the meeting and currently I was outside leading the pseudo-allied defences. Inside conflict would disband it instantly but if there was an outside threat then I was to lead the defense as the highest ranking member of the defense.

It was completely peaceful on the grounds around the school building, not one person here spoke. We were all too focused on what was at hand and I would hazard a guess at nerves, everyone was also probably on edge in case something happened and we had to spring into a fight. I could see that once I had stepped outside after escorting Michael into the meeting room that the Devils and the Fallen Angels were put extremely on edge, they had the weaker hand for the defense force.

I made matters worse for them when I activated the standard Balance Breaker for the Boosted Gear, allowing my 6 wings to break out of the back with the red scales lining them. Ddraig's presence flooded the area, a warm rush of pure power hit everywhere and relishing in it.

The area itself was pretty bleak. There wasn't much to take into account. It was a typical day with calm weather. Xenovia and Irina even took to staking out the school for the day and there was nothing suspicious, that was if you discounted them of course.

With seeing the Hakuryuukou with Ophis, I've had a foreboding feeling for a while now and it's not a good one. It's not to say that it's a completely bad feeling either but it most definitely eerie. The Hakuryuukou was why I sent Irina and Xenovia in with Michael, in case he tried something they had both Durandal and Ascalon to deal with him. I honestly felt that they'd be better for protecting Michael than I would be, if I am needed then I can return. That was the reason for activating Balance Breaker so I can rush in and have some defense while doing so.

[Aibou-

Flash

-It would seem that I was too late.]

Taking a look round I could see that everyone else of the defense force was completely frozen in time. Nothing peculiar from a simple glance but they were completely immobile.

'Ddraig, do you know what happened?'

[Probably the Gremory girl's vampire. His Sacred Gear might have been forced into Balance Breaker, the only thing is how.]

The vampire, he'd be in the Old School Building. That would mean we failed straight away and leaves me to repel the now incoming enemies.

Glancing upwards towards the sky, I took in the large golden magic circle in the sky. It wasn't one I had seen before but it was something that I felt apprehensive about, like I actually did know who it belonged to. Humans in hooded cloaks were appearing through the massive circle in the sky, coming head first the hoods masked their faces but held what looked to be a golden eye on the hood. Each and everyone of them were charged with magic and before I could even get a feel for the magic they were using it was released. Dozens of dark gold beams rained down from the sky hitting the frozen members of the defense force but what happened confused me.

Once they were struck they just turned into particles, gone entirely from inside the barrier.

'Uhh … Ddraig?'

[Yeah, I'm not sure either Aibou. They look like they were teleported out of here but who knows where, perhaps just plainly outside of the barrier or into a new battlefield ambushing them. Whatever the case, those cloaks probably hold the same thing.]

'Possible infinite cycle of once hit they come through the circle again or like the rest of the defense force teleported elsewhere, if that's the case then presumably it'd be back to their base. Magic tagging probably wouldn't even work in this case.'

Swiping my hand in front of me, three light gold magic circles burst into life. Golden balls of light building up within the circles and feeling the click within my reserves, I closed my fist activating the next stage where the circles shattered like glass propelling the balls forward like bullets striking through the incoming intruders.

[Hmm … looks like an infinite cycle Aibou. Don't bother boosting, standard magic will be fine. Preserve what we've got just in case.]

'Copy that Ddraig.'

Creating a larger magic circle directly in front of me, I flapped my wings to send me further up into the air as I collected my magic directly into the centre. Pushing my hand out towards the circle, I manipulated the ball of magic and it morphed into a spiked ball. Closing my hand into a fist once again, the ball exploded this time shooting out the spikes like shrapnel which turned into small spears of light which rained down on the magicians forcing them into repeating their cycle.

[Vanishing Dragon Balance Breaker]

Turning my head slightly, I caught sight of the Hakuryuukou taking to the skies himself clad in his white dragon armour. I could feel his eyes looking right back at me as he summoned his own circles which unleashed white bolts of energy towards his comrades sending them back into the cycle. I get the feeling he would have done it regardless even if it was a typical battle.

Keeping my senses up I turned back to the magicians that were surrounding me and raised my right gauntlet up into the air, a dozen spears of light taking form before they all split into two halving their size and power. Dropping my hand down like I was signalling a race and the thinned spears shot down quickly skewering their intended targets.

I couldn't help but shake my head as I watched them re-enter their cycle, it's pointless to waste my magic when my stamina is much higher at the base state.

'Ddraig, let's swap Balance Breakers. Swap from Dragon/Angel mode to Angel/Dragon mode.'

[You got it Aibou.]

[Heavenly Dragon's Temperance!]

The scaled red armour of the standard balance breaker shattered completely, Ddraig manipulating it into an explosion sending them towards the enemy magicians. The red breaking away and making way for the pureness of white and gold. The change of the advantageous feel washed over my body, the safety of the armour turning into the joy of blitzing speed. The cape that wrapped itself around my waist fluttered about in the wind, the two pistols clipped on the inside clicked slightly as the metal buckle tapped against them. The tail wagged itself behind me on it's own accord, Ddraig himself revelling in the fight around us.

"Excalibur!"

Raising my right hand up into the sky, the white clouds of Heaven appear in view completely disregarding the murky purple clouds that were there before hand. A bright golden light being caste from the centre of the clump of white clouds, the most renowned sword in the world making it's entrance known from it's private space in my left eye which acted as my beacon from it's safety on the 7th floor.

The golden light quickly takes over the whole area as I feel the unrivalled power and unique presence of the complete Excalibur, more than happy to be back as it once were. A beautiful tool used only for combat. It's sleek look of European design, the white and gold accenting of pure royalty and the sheer unique presence of a King.

The light then disappeared along with the clouds as quickly as they came into existence, revealing the weapon that could go toe-to-toe with the most beautiful of woman and the most perfect of paintings with it's sheer elegance. The only sword of the 5 Holy Swords that represented Heaven in it's design, the only sword to be white and gold. Excalibur glistened in the night, it's white and gold colour shone brightly illuminating my whole body along with my whole Balance Breaker. The auras blending together, the duo of Holy magic fitting together like a jigsaw.

I could feel that only Destruction was at the surface to combine with the sword's Holy might that was there already. The other 6 powers lying in wait.

One simple flick of the wrist that sent out a pulsing wave of pure Holy Energy that sent all the magicians caught up in it's waves back into their cycle. The number incoming unable to supplement the number that was being forced out and back into the cycle.

Boom

A wave of power gushed through the area as an explosion sounded from behind me, I felt my wings falter slightly as it resounded. Seeing that the explosion hit the school building, I sent a quick glance towards Vali and seeing that he was continuing like nothing happened I decided to fly towards the smoke that held specks of dark gold within.

As I got closer the smoke disappeared and I could see that everyone within the barrier was safe but beyond that was someone else. With each inch I got closer, I could see more and more of the assailant. I held mix feelings at it, a tall beautiful woman with HUGE Oppai! Better yet, her dress was revealing most of it.

['Aibou, stop it. We are flashing here.']

Looking down slightly I could see the white aura around me flashing black on and off. That was a dilemma, it's been a number of years since that has happened.

'Yeah but Ddraig … Look at her Oppai!'

['Has releasing that portion of your power made you worse? I don't remember that guy being perverted.']

Just blank me then, fine.

Coming to a stop in front of the bubble-shaped barrier that surrounded everyone I faced the big-breasted assailant.

I'm not sure I really want to do this. Fight a bishoujo with huge Oppai? I definitely don't want to do that. Perhaps I could ask Azazel to swap out with me. Would that even be possible?

[Aibo-

Not sure it would, my ability to hold a barrier is easily lower than his plus where he is the head of his race I'm just a Seraph. I'm the equivalent to his cadre, I'm not a sufficient exchange or am I? I am the Sekiryuutei as well but they can always get another Sekiryuutei but then again, they can't get another Angel of Temperance.

[Oi Aibo-

Seriously though, what the hell am I going to do?!

Boom

Exactly two sharp pains, very sharp pains through my front and my back. Disorientating, very much so and by God did it hurt.

[Aibou … You back with us now?]

"Ohh Ddraig, what happened?"

[Just the woman with huge oppai blasting you with demonic magic. If you weren't in your thoughtful mode, you would have been hurt by that attack.]

"But I am hurt. It seriously hurts."

[Aibou, you are fine. A little grazed but you are ultimately fine. Everyone else was calling you, it even seems like Xenovia knew what you were thinking. She tried to catch your attention through saying she'll have sex with you but it seems that it didn't work.]

I missed that?! Seriously?! The one time someone actually wants to give themselves to me and I miss it?! You gotta be joking Ddraig.

[No Aibou, I don't joke around. Look at her, let's put the huge oppai woman outta the way and look at Xenovia for a bit.]

'Not really sure what you mean by that but why not.'

Turning around I feel like Ddraig was telling the truth. The young girls and by that I should say, anyone who wasn't a Faction head or Grayfia was blushing … except Xenovia, she looked oddly stern. She always has been serious even if it's about something stupid. Wait … What's that in her hand? Are they … condoms?

['You see them Aibou. They are exactly what you think. Irina tried to berate her but Xenovia looked at her confused.']

'That happened? How can you say this with such detail? Couldn't you just see what I see but feel presences around us?'

['Hmm … well, I may have been holding out on you for a few things.']

'Well, as long as they aren't completely serious things then it's fine.'

['Sure, of course they aren't. By the way, Huge Oppais is about to shoot you again.']

Instead of making an unintelligent noise to Ddraig in my head, I did it out loud as I turned around towards the woman in question. Problem being, my vision was obscured quite badly.

Boom

Pressed against the barrier once again, I can feel my own body start to hate me. It hurt a lot, both physically and mentally. Perhaps I can get Azazel to tag out with me now.

"Sekiryuutei, i'd appreciate it if you didn't blank me. Also, my name is Huge Oppai. It's Katerea Leviathan."

Katerea Leviathan? Actual Maou descendant? Well … aren't I fucked.

Black Flash

Huuuh … Not again. Now it's through swearing? Jeez, I am so going to fall at this rate.

"Hmm … That's a nice name and all but I have a name to so I'm gonna stick to calling you 'Huge Oppai' until you call me by my own name. Seen as I'm an Angel and you are a … relic? Yeah, Relic. You don't care about my name."

Another relationship with a woman that starts on the wrong foot.

['Aibou, she wants to kill you all that shouldn't matter in the slightest.']

'Ddraig, I'm sorry that I'm a teenager with carnal desires. My body hurts, I can't be bothered anymore. Can't you just activate Juggernaut Drive and take over or something?'

['And kill everyone here and to where you will fall? If that's what you want then fine, why not.']

'Seriously?! You'll do it?'

['Meh.']

Hmm .. that's a new one.

Strangely enough, my inner monologue was brought to an end before I could even start it by someone yanking on the my collar and pulling my beaten and effectively useless body into the safe insides of the barrier. Looking upwards I could see Azazel looking at me with a wry grin.

"I feel you Sekiryuutei. I'd hit that."

He understands!

"Still though, I'd beat her into the ground regardless."

...I guess he doesn't then. What an awful Fallen Angel he turns out to be.

Clicking my tongue slightly, I turned my head to the side and looked towards Michael who … is that a disappointed look I see on his face?

"Issei-kun … I saw you flash a few times. Can you please try and not fall? You've done so well until now."

Ahh, so it was that.

"Yeah sure. My want to fight dropped, frankly I can't be bothered anymore. I don't know whether to chalk this down as my Dragon/Human side toppling the Angel half or just that I'm still immature as the Angel of Temperance and my body doesn't fully understand how to perform the duties yet."

I dropped my head and gave out a small groan at the new pain worming its way into my mind.

"And now I've got a headache. Yeah, I don't care anymore. First I get attacked by Humans that love to loop teleport, then I see some tall beautiful woman with huge breasts and I start to flash just at the sight, then I break into an inner monologue where I get attacked twice and I, of all people, miss out when a beautiful woman tells me she'll have sex with me. To top it all off, I thought I fond a kindred soul but then the crow decides to say he'd still fight her regardless. Today has just been awful, not even Excalibur's flashy entrance makes up for it in any way at all."

"...Issei-kun."

Don't say my name with the kind of tone that you use towards people you've lost hope for. I know already that I'm gonna be a useless Angel. If my main reason for becoming a Fallen Angel wasn't just to spite that jackass I would have done so by now, probably forced Xenovia into coming along with me by playing that jackass's message about God dying.

['Aibou … will you stop now? You are just annoyed plus you are thinking pretty heretical things, you've flashed enough to the point that your wings aren't a pristine white anymore and it shows … easily. Everyone bar Michael is looking at you with intrigue.']

'But what can I do Ddraig? Everything is just wrong today.'

['Well … firstly we could watch Azazel fight that Leviathan chick. While you started to mope around he left to fight her leaving his place to hold the barrier to you.']

'He did that?! Score!'

With my vigour effectively restored and somehow my white wings now back to their pristine white like a dark cloud had just passed taking the shadow with it, I was syncing my own energy with the barrier to strengthen it up a bit more.

[Boost Boost Boost]

"Hahahaha! He left and now I don't have to fight her."

The boosts then filled my body with new power before sending out the green wave of energy which fused itself with the dark gold barrier that slowly started to tint an emerald green.

"Issei-kun, what just happened?"

Turning to my right slightly, I could see that Michael was bewildered and exceptionally so. He looked like he had just seen a crazed man perform a one-man show about a circus.

"A very quick reenaction about a teenager and sudden mood swings."

I nodded along quickly as I spoke, there were no other words for what had just transpired as a teenager simply going through the motions.

[Well folks, that's all for today.]

"Huh? Ddraig, what are you doing?"

[Next time we'll see Azazel losing something very important to him. All left handed teenagers will sympathize with him.]

Wait … what?!

[If I don't see you then, I'll see you when I see you. Buh-bye now!]

I could only widen my eyes further like everyone else and a crimson hologram of Ddraig appeared before us in the barrier waving his front claw just like he was saying goodbye to someone. There is only one thing I can do with this to make it look like Ddraig hasn't lost it and that's play along.

"Aaaaand cut! Go to commercials."

Somewhere along the line i cracked and this chapter was the result.
Frankly, it still fits within the attitude and personality of THIS Issei so no OOC comments allowed.
Even the ones you keep to your minds.

A day late with this chapter, possibly two for some people depending on where you live and what time you see my updates.
Originally, I got half of this chapter finished and I was starting other stories. Three in fact.
Another DxD where I mess with some things but I can ensure that it's actually pretty decent plus it's my first female lead.
That'll hit next Friday and I got a few chapters with that. Then the other 2 stories are for other series.
I'll save that for whoever cares when the chapters are out as I have no idea when I actually finish them and are happy with them.

Back onto this chapter I guess, I seriously do believe that I cracked at the same time I made Issei do so.
So you know, Issei cracking is not a whim. It's an actual plot point for him.
I'm not completely changing his character to suit him as an Angel because his perversion is what makes him Issei.
You could say that his love for friends define him but that's practically a definite for all standard heroes so who cares?
I have wrote in the previous chapters here and there that he is still perverted.

Then it's onto Ddraig. He is an odd Dragon.
People have taken his personality all over the place, more often than not he is the dumber side or for comedic effect.
I'm not sure there is actually someone who has played Albion as not smart.
If i'm wrong there please tell me. I know there is one with him bickering with Ddraig but that's heat of the moment thing.

Now i'm completely off topic, I guess i'll have to stop here before I destroy my fan base further. (Probably all in my mind anyway, outside of Eternity at least.)

Aaaaand that's a rap! I'll see you next time folks, Ciao!