Title: Paperwork
Author: Daashi
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Jack Harkness, Ianto Jones
Pairings: Jack/Ianto
Rating: 13+
Genre: Drabble, Humour
Warnings: n/a
J: "What are you doing Ianto?"
I: "Paperwork, which is what you should be doing."
J: "But its boring!"
I: "I'd suggest you act your age, but I am not in the mood for your corpse impersonation."
J: "You're cranky, so you're not liking paperwork either. So what are you doing?"
I: "I'm modernising the language of old reports. I find it relaxing, well aside from the individual who had a great love for the tmesis. Now please leave me alone."
J: "Don't be like that."
I: "Unless you want me to serve you your next coffee by pouring it straight into your lap, you will leave me alone."
~End
Word: Tmesis
tme - sis (noun) : the interpolation of one or more words between the parts of compound words e.g. be thou ware for beware
End Notes: Never mess with Ianto when he is doing paperwork.