Chapter 2: A Delicious Question
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Another Kenny bites the duSt
Simple question:
Have you ever eaten meat before?
Sure you have, beef, pork, poultry, mutton, venison… bush meat
Did you ever wonder about the animals they come from? Cows, pigs, chickens, turkeys, sheep, deer, rabbits…All those are meat.
Now for the critical question:
Have you ever eaten a faunus before?
See no one ever tried that, humans have tried eating the Grimm and each other but not the faunus Nobody eats faunus, even though a human eating one is technically not cannibalism. Well someone did, someone with access to faunus corpses tried eating them. A dear faunus' liver, a turkey faunus' oysters (lower back), a sheep faunus' kidneys (marinated in red wine, of course) and pig faunus'…
Mmm…bacon…
Were just a few of the few recipes a deranged man tried but in his defense "At least I didn't kill them" was enough to justify his culinary experiments. Experimentation; was all it was, experimentation, he kept saying. Just a scientific discovery; a quest to further understand faunus and humans, for peace, he explained. Curiosity getting the better of me, he repeated to every voice in his head.
He lied
He didn't do it for science or peace, but because of a much simpler and basic reason; He was bored…
And here he is now, locked in the most secure asylum in Vytal, caged and restrained, regarded as the asylums most dangerous most guarded and most….difficult of patients (the higher your IQ is, the more pissed of your psychiatrist gets).
The only bright side; he wouldn't be bored for much long.
"Intruder on Sector 7! I repeat, Intruder on Sector 7-OH MY GOD, HE KILLED KENNY!"
End of Chapter
