Beginning Notes: Sorry about the late posting. When Ianto is trying to relax by doing paperwork do not, I repeat DO NOT interrupt him.
badly-knitted I am actually now going through the Word Of The Day archive from dictionary - dot - com.
Title: Paperwork 2
Author: Daashi
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Ianto Jones, Gwen Cooper
Pairings: n/a
Rating: 13+
Genre: Drabble, Humour
Warnings: n/a
G: "What are you doing Ianto?"
I: "Working. It is what the taxpayers pay us to do."
G: "Yes, but what exactly are you working on?"
I: "I am currently translating some documents."
G: "What exactly are you translating?"
I: "A non-Human creationist myth with a heavy chthonian element."
G: "Um, what?"
I: "Listen, why don't you go play Bejewelled or something."
G: "Well that's rude."
I: "Well, you're wasting my time, which I consider rather rude."
~End
Word: Chthonian
chtho - ni - an (adjective) [Classical Mythology] : dwelling in or under the earth; pertaining to the underworld