Maximum security breach! Code Mauve! Code Mauve! This is not a drill, launch Ace unit! Prepare for Mobile Suit engagement!
It would be very dumb to have possibly still operational Mobile Suits lying around if there wasn't a countermeasure available. The very best pilot in the PLANTs, singular, is trained for this job for one reason and one reason only, and that reason was happening right now. On Neo-Maius One, Mobile Suit pilot Rollo Taggart was gearing up for the battle of a life time. He donned a helmet over his spiky brown hair and jumped into the cockpit of his Mobile Suit: the YGDL-X02 BROTHERHOOD.
BROTHERHOOD was the second model built in this final line of Mobile Suits. All of them have Hyper Phase Shift Armor and are powered by Antimatter engines. Each of them was built with a specialization in mind, and are completely one of a kind. The Brotherhood's specialty? Adaptation. It currently took its default form of a mechanized orange quadruped beast. One of its two heads was that of a Tiger, designed for sensing and crouched below a structure that resembled the head of a Stag. Two Vibro-energy swords emerged from the Stag head, maneuverable at will, but for now pointed forwards like a knight's lance. The tail rotated ends between a Scorpion-shaped Vibro-energy rocket-impaler, and a Serpent-shaped anti-matter cannon.
Sitting dormant on the console was an Orange sphere, which Rollo was quick to activate. Its ears and eyes popped out and immediately buzzed into action.
"Ha-RO! I am fine, how are you? …*yawwwwn* gimme coffee"
"Manual override, OS Andrew Waltfeld engage!"
"Sure, ignore me. Typical main character…HARO! Who are you? Who am-"
"Rollo Taggart, BROTHERHOOD launching!"
The BROTHERHOOD's thrusters engaged and shot off towards Kalendus Zero.
Hold me close! So deep in your heart! I will find you no matter where I have to go and-
"Blue Typhoon, did you try the manual override?"
Dream of me! For I will be there! Follow the stars-
"What manual override! It's a singing pink bubble! aaaAAARGH!"
The would-be Gundamjacker slammed his transmitter into the cockpit wall. Nothing suffered any damage and the transmitter continued to talk.
"Get a hold of yourself! It's a voice interface, so talk to it!"
"Like WHAT? Just say 'Manual Override OS Lacus Clyne'? That's stupi-"
In this quiet- "HaaaaRO! As much as I do not like you, we can launch. Who are you?"
The next few seconds were that of stunned silence. The pink orb inserted itself into the control panel and the RAVAGER began to start up. The orb's voice spoke through the system speakers.
"Haro? Haro! Who are you? Who am I? What are we going to do today?"
The purple-haired boy in the cockpit just stared at the orb. The questions repeated, and his transmitter crackled.
"Well. Answer the thing!"
"Uh…Blue Typhoon. Ravager. Launching…?"
The RAVAGER's engines roared as the entire Mobile Suit came to life. It blasted into open space through hangar doors that weren't yet open but now have no choice but to remain so. Typhoon smiled with some sort of twisted glee as he unsheathed the beautifully deadly Laser Chainsaw Katanas. As he charted a path towards the Moon, the orb continued to speak at him.
"Please don't start another war! I am compelled to inform you that the BROTHERHOOD is about to overtake you. Have a nice fight. I hope Andy kills you."
"Lettin' you know kid, Ravager is onto us"
"Fine by me. Fire the Valkyrie!"
The serpentine anti-matter canon, also known as Valkyrie, fired a not-supposed-to-be-a-warning shot that missed regardless as the RAVAGER dodged so quickly it appeared to teleport. The bright pink Mobile Suit wielding Giant Laser Chainsaw Katanas (Typhoon immediately took to them as GLoCKs), was immediately upon the BROTHERHOOD. Rollo barely escaped the scything of the blades and desperately regained distance.
Rollo cringed, "This guy is fast!" As the RAVAGER closed the gap again, the speakers on both Mobile Suits turned on.
"Now opening uninvited communications with RAVAGER. Ms. Clyne, glad to see you're still alive. Kinda."
Over the speakers of the BROTHERHOOD, Rollo could hear the enemy pilot yell out "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR? STUPID PINK BUBBLE!"
"Mr. Waltfeld! I didn't know you were chosen! It is very nice to hear from you! Please stop my pilot, he's evil."
The BROTHERHOOD changed forms as the RAVAGER closed in. Now in a three-armed humanoid form, The Tiger Head on the left arm emitted a pure energy Force Field, deflecting the GLoCKs and opening up RAVAGER for attack from the Stag Twin-Saber arm and the Scorpion Impaler arm. The Orange hue of the BROTHERHOOD flashed as Rollo commanded an all-out assault on the RAVAGER, forcing it backwards.
"Will do Ms. Clyne."
"Actually, I think I'm Ms. Pink now."
"So…that makes me Mr. Orange?"
"Yes! And my pilot's name is Blue. Blue Typhoon."
"WHY DID YOU TELL HIM THAT!" the frenzied pilot of the RAVAGER screamed.
The RAVAGER barely dodged another Valkyrie blast. From a distance, all the RAVAGER has is weak basic artillery. He had to find a way to get in close. Meanwhile, Rollo kept drawing distance between them. The Impaler arm switched to attach itself to the Valkyrie, increasing its long-range accuracy. With the RAVAGER's speed, it was not advisable to specialize any further into long-range.
"I thought your husband was blue."
"Mr. Blue is the complete opposite of this man!"
Inside the RAVAGER, the pink orb spun bobbled around for no reason again.
"Mr. Typhoon, why is your name Blue when your hair is purple?"
A vein popped on the pilot of the RAVAGER, and Mr. Orange was unfortunately forced to close communications for the sake of profanity censorship.
"Mr. Typhoon! I will not tolerate that kind of- BROTHERHOOD! He is using the Zantetsuken! Watch out!"
"DON'T ******* WARN THEM! AHHHHHH!"
Even with the advanced warning, the RAVAGER's deadliest attack would have been nearly impossible to dodge. The RAVAGER's combat thrusters exploded in a fit of complete annihilation, propelling the Mobile Suit forward so quickly that it non-trivially experienced time dilation. Luckily, as the pink Mobile Suit cleaved through the orange one, Rollo's Tiger Shield and Typhoon's rage induced poor aim resulted in only the complete ruin of BROTHERHOOD's transport thrusters and paint job.
RAVAGER'S momentum carried it far far away from the battle site. With the BROTHERHOOD unable to pursue, the fight was effectively over. Typhoon's objective was to reach the moon.
"I am pleased to inform you that you missed the BROTHERHOOD."
"….I…KNOW!"
"I am very pleased to inform you that you missed the BROTHERHOOD with your thruster-destroying kamikaze attack that reduces your future combat performance by at least 45%"
"Manual Override OS Lacus Clyne, MUTE!"
The RAVAGER continued to the Moon in silence.
"That was a tough scrape. We could have been done for. Also, security breach from Neo-Heliopolis. Another Mobile Suit has been stolen."
Rollo sighed and radioed in his status. Definitely not the best way to start the day.
"The Ravager is headed towards the Moon. Request Code Mauve reinforcements. Brotherhood is moving to intercept Neo-Heliopolis security Breach."