8:00 A.M. Eastern Standard Time

The Central Park Zoo

(Skipper's POV)

Load the cannon again," Shen shouted. The Cannon was reloaded and aimed towards us. Shen lit another match and moved it towards the fuse. But then at the last moment a shooting star slammed into the ground where Shen, the cannon, and the gorillas were standing. There was an explosion of Green energy that knocked us all to the ground. "What was that?" Shen shouted. "Evil energy reading are off the charts," Kowalski announced. In the middle of a massive crater amid the ruins of Shen's favorite cannon stood a yak.

"No that's impossible," Shifu said, "Po defeated him." "Who are you?" Dr. Blowhole asked. "I am Kai!" the creature replied, "Supreme warlord of china." "Who?" Lord Shen asked. "The Master of pain…" "Who!?" The Red Squirrel said. "The Beast of Vengence…" Everyone except Shifu, Po, and the furious five looked at him blankly. "Uh…" He said, "You may know me as the maker of widows." "The Maker of widows?" Blowhole said, "No doesn't ring a bell." "Who exactly are you?" I said. "I am Kai!" he said, "and I'm here to take your chi!" "Um…welcome to new york," Private said. "Take our chi?" Blowhole said, "and how are you going to do that?" Kai threw a blade attached to a chain at Blowhole. The chain wrapped around Blowhole and to our horror he started to turn to jade. In a flash of light a piece of jade jewelry that resembled Blowhole appeared in Kai hand. He clipped the new jade piece on to his belt to join his collection. "Now who's next?" he asked.

"Kai!" Po said, "How did you survive?" "I am Kai," Kai replied, "that's how." "How does that even make sense," Kowalski said. "It's not important how I survived," Kai replied, "What is important is your chi." "Your not taking our chi…" I said. "Do you even know what chi is?" Kai said. "Of course we know…Kowalski!" I said. "well Chi is…eh…well chi is…Um…Yeah I got nothing," Kowalski said. "You suppose to be the brains of this operation," I said. "Well even I don't know everything…" Kowalski replied. "chi is the energy in every living thing," Master Shifu said. "Do I still have to live in a cave for thirty years?" Po said. "Eventually," Shifu replied. "Oh come on!" Po said. "and this guy wants…all of it?" I said. "Yes," Kai said. "Po how did you defeat him last time?" I asked. "Chi overload," Po and Kai replied.

"Well good luck with that," I said as Kowalski, Rico, and Private got into battlestance, "because we are the elistist of the elite…the cream of the corn on a platinum cob…and we're not going down without a fight." "Your going to be begging me to spare you," Kai said. "Dibble me," I said. Rico handed me a open bag of cheesy dibbles, "We not begging you for anything," I said stuffing a dibble in my mouth, "we don't even know what you plan is." "My plan?" Kai said, "Is to take you…" CRUNCH. "…is to take your chi…" CRUNCH "…your chi and then take the chi…" CRUNCH. Kai then tried talking really fast, 'Take all your chi and then the chi of…" CRUNCH. "…Every…" CRUNCH. "…Everyone…" CRUNCH "…IN THE…" CRUNCH "…What…" CRUNCH "…EVER…" CRUNCH "…THIS PLACE IS!" Kai shouted as I crunched another dibble. I reach for another dibble but Kai pushed the bag out of my flipper, "ENOUGH!" He then popped a cheesy dibble into his mouth, "Hmm…this are actually pretty good," He said.

"Now back to my question," Kai said, "Who's next to have their chi taken?" Kai threw several jade pieces into the air and Several jade creatures appeared in front of him. "Jombies," Monkey said. "Zombies?" Kowalski said. "Every brain for themselves!" Private said. "No Jombies as in Jade Zombies," Po said. "Are they going to eat our brains?" I said. "No they just serve as my army," Kai said leaning against the jade creature that was once blowhole. "Um…Blowhole," I said waving my flipping, "Remember me? You Mortal enemy…You know the pen-gu-win that you hate? By the way Francis…Really that's you name?" "Come on Blowhole!" Kowalski said, "Don't you want your revenge?" "He can't hear you," Kai said speaking thru all of his Jombies, "He is now my mindless servent." "Now that is unnerving," I said. "And scientifically impossible!" Kowalski said. "That's because it's magic," Kai said. "Backwards magic?" Private said. "Backwards magic?" Kai said, "that is the stupidest thing I ever heard!" "How dare you," Darla said, "Get the jar!"

"Oh no not the substandard singing!" Julian said, "No don't take my Groove!" "Hmm that lemur as a lot of chi," Kai said. "Please I don't want to be a Jombie!" Julian said, "Take mort instead!" "He doesn't have any chi," Kai said. "Um King Julian," Maurice said, "maybe we should um…run." "I am the survivor king!" Julian shouted as they ran away. Kai jumped up and landed right in front of the lemurs, "Oh great Sky Spirits!" Julian said, "Protect me! I begging of you!" "Did anyone ever tell you there are no sky spirits?" Kai said. "How dare you insult the sky spirits!' Julians said. "I told you there are no sky spirit," I said. "At least not anymore," Kai said, "taking their chi was so easy." "Ha…Wait? What do you mean not anymore?" I said. "Noooo!" Julian said. "Julian less screaming more running!" I said. "What?" Julian said. Kai flung his chainblade and it warped around julian. "Now I feel the stupidness," Julian said before joining Kai's collection of jade warriors. "Ringtail!" I said. "The king's feet are gone!" Mort said.

Joey in a fit of rage charged Kai only to meet the same fate. "This is so easy," Kai said as he stole the chi of Bada, Bing, Roger, and one of Shen's gorillas and added them to his collection. Before long he had the added Crane, Mantis, and monkey to his collection. "Hey," Marlene said, "Skipper why aren't you guys at the victory celebration?" "marlene look out!" I said. Kai's chainblade wrapped around Marlene in a a flash of sickly green she was turned into a Jombie. Jombie joey attacked me from behind and knocked me in front of kai. "Now I take you chi," Kai said. "Now yet," I said rolling away. Kai in anger waved his hands and all the jombie turned into orbs or light that returned to his belt and turned back into jade pieces. The remaining gorilla dropped one of Shen's Cannons behind Kai, "Take this!" Shen shouted firing the cannon. Kai caught the cannonball with both hands then dropped it to the ground. Shen looked on in complete shock and fired the cannon two more times. "Po do you awesome take out the bad guys move!" I said. "The Wuxi finger hold?" Po said. "yes," I said.

"Can't," Po said. "Why not?" I said, "You used it a lot during the last battle," I said. "It doesn't work on Kai as he's a spirit warrior," Po replied. Shen contiuned to fire cannonballs at Kai but to no avail. "How is this possible?" Shen said. "Your weapon may take out mortals…alas I am a spirit warrior," Kai replied. "I guess I have to destroy you the old-fashioned way," Shen replied. "Bring it on!" Kai said, "Your chi is mine anyway." "No time for pleasantries…Let's fight," shen said. "Shen! Back down now this is a battle you can not win!" Po said. "Victory must be taken…And I will take mine!' Shen shouted charging at Kai. "This is not going to end well," The Red Squirrel said.

(end of chapter one)