9:00 A.M. Eastern Standard Time
(Lord Shen's POV)
This should be easy…I think I can beat a spirit warrior who's thousands of years old. I am Lord Shen and I'm not going to be humiliated by a egocentric yak. So my cannon didn't work...Oh well I have more then just cannons in my arsenal I have much more deadly weapons. Kai launched his chainblades at me but I deflected them with my Guan dao(or lance to my idotic wolf officers). I clutched one of my rope darts though I doubt that will do much of anything.
Kai charged again only by I was ready pelting him with my throwing knifes. "Are you trying to provoke me!" Kai said. "Just die already!" I shouted charging him again. Kai's blades flew at me but I pinned one of them to the ground and hit the other one sending it flying back towards the yak. He stopped it with his hand mere inches from his face. I threw more of my throwing knifes at him but he managed to dodge them. "You can't kill me!" Kai said, "stop wasting my time!" "If anyone is wasting time…it's you," I replied. Kai punched me in the face and then kicked me in the gut. "You chi is mine," Kai said raising up his blades. I spun around knocking him off his feet with my lance. Kai shouted in anger and charged toward me. I jumped out of the way at the last moment and he slammed into that annoying Panda. Po flew across the zoo and knocked out shifu, tigress, and viper.
Good less people getting in my way. I threw one of my rope darts and it got caught on one of kai's horns. Kai fell to the ground but unlike Master Thundering rhino he snapped the rope and got back up. Kai dropped the useless remains of the rope dart to the ground. "This nonsense ends now!" Kai said, "I will take your chi!" "You want my chi?" I mocked, "Take it!" "that was my line!" Po said. "Quiet panda!" I shouted. Kai used that distaction to slam into me knocking me to the ground. Kai was now visibly more angry then before but I have a surprise for him and for everyone. "You look angry," I replied, "my friends may have a job oppuntinty for you." "What friends?" Skipper asked. "Exterminate!" "No…your mad!" Skipper said. "Exterminate Kai! Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!" A taskforce of daleks appeared led by a special weapons dalek. "What is this Shen?" Kai said. "Blowhole had a backup plan," I replied, "Now seemed like the perfect time to deploy it." "Silence! This conversation is irrelevent!" the speical weapons dalek replied, "he must be exterminated." "Then stop standing around and kill him already!" I said, "how hard is it to kill an immortal?" A bronze dalek came forward, "Exterminate! Exterminate!"
Dalek death beams hit Kai from all directions. "Impossible!" The Special weapons dalek shouted, "He should be dead! Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!" Kai sliced two daleks in half with his chainblades their guts flying all over the place. "Gross," Kai replied inspecting one of his blades. The remaining daleks incresed the intensty of their fire, "Battle formation Seven!" one of the daleks shouted lining up with four other daleks. "Maximum Exterminate!" The five daleks fired at the same time creating a massive crater. Kai lay still in the middle of a massive crater and two daleks and my remaining gorrila were sent down to make sure he was dead. A Strategist was at the top of the crater but even it seem confident that kai was dead. I held up my lance prepared in case the penguins attacked or Kai's jade army retaliated. The gorilla touched the lifeless kai who didn't bulge or reply while the two Daleks lowered their eyestalks.
Kai's eyes suddenly snapped opened and he was instantly on his feet grabbing both of the Daleks' eyestalks ripping them out of their sockets. "My vision is impared! I can not see!" "exterminate! Exterminate!" the two daleks then started to blindly fire their guns. "Stop firing!" the strategist shouted, "Do not fire! Do not fire!" Kai added the last of my gorillas to my collection then sliced thru the two panicing daleks. Kai jumped up and landed on top of the Strategist the force sending metal panels flying all over the place. The Special Weapons Daleks back up and fired it's massive gun knocking Kai back into the crater. The Penguin called Kowalski was peering down into the crater, "I think that just angered him," he said. Kai charged out of the crater and smashed right into the Special Weapons Dalek knocking it over.
"This Unit has fallen over I can not move!" It screeched. "Assist! Assist! Assist!" It shouted but to no avail. Kai smashed his fist thru it's casing and the dalek creature inside screamed as it died. The result on the other daleks was instant as a drone took command, "Maximum obliteration! Distenigrate" The daleks started to fire rapidly but Kai seemed to absorb all the blasts. He then spun his blades around deflecting the dalek's beams. Daleks started to get hit by their own deathbeams. Daleks started to explode around us until a ring of fire and debris surround me and Kai. "Well it looks like it's one on one," Kai said. A dalek ship appeared and started to fire on kai only to come crashing down with a massive blast of chi. A Dalek patrol ship hovered above us and blast kai. In a roar of rage Kai jumped up and wrapped his chainblades around the entire ship. The Daleks inside turned to jade and joined kai's jade collection. Kai landed with a thud and swung the dalek patrol around before throwing it in my direction. I jumped out of the way and the dalek patrol ship exploded as it slammed into the zoo's front gate.
Oh well this place actually looks better without it's poorly designed front gate. "Now that the strange creatures hiding inside their metal cages are gone…Let's fight!" The top of the crashed dalek ship exploded and the daleks hovered out of their ruined ships. "You will bow before the might of the Dalek race!" the Supreme shouted, "You will be exterminated!" Kai deployed his new Jombie daleks and sent them after their former comrades. "Explain! Why are you not exterminating him!" The Supreme said addressing the jade daleks, "Explain! Explain! Explain!" The Jade Daleks attacked wiping out the unexpecting daleks. "Under Attack…From a Dalek!" The Supreme destroyed one of the jade daleks, "Stop this immediately! You will obey! OBEY! OBEY!" The Jade daleks surrounded the supreme and moved towards it. "Why won't you obey! Explain! Explain! Explain!" The Jade Daleks boxed the supreme in making it unable to even move it's weapon. Kai walked up to the trapped supreme dalek as the rest of the surviving daleks fled. "Emergency temporal shift!" a surviving drone shouted. All the daleks disappeared in a flash of light including the Supreme and the three jade daleks. Of course Kai called his jade army back and a bunch of jade amulets reappeared on his belt. A sudden rainstorm extinguished any fires that were still burning. I charged at Kai with my lance but he snatched it out of my grip and snapped it in half. I sliced at him with my metal claws then smacked him with my tail feathers. I jumped into the air and a barrage of knifes rained down on him.
Kai wrapped one of his chainblades around my foot and pulled me to the ground. I landed with a thud and was then dragged before kai. Maybe I shouldn't have fired my cannon at him. Po was standing in the distance, "Don't just sit there!" I shouted, "Help me!" "Sorry Lord Shen," Po said, "I'm afraid it's too late for you…" "Give me a second chance," I shouted, "Help me!" "You had your second chance…and you blew it Shen said," tigress replied. And then Skipper appeared, "Nobody deserves to become a mindless servent to that manic!" He shouted, "Not even someone as villianous as him! Nobody else get's their chi stolen today! Not even him. GET IN THEIR AND HELP!" "It's too late," Shifu said as the remaining chainblade was wrapped around me. "It's seems you can't save everyone," I said with comtempt, "even those you don't deserve to be saved." A sea of green overtook my vision as the last of my head turned to jade. Everything went dark and then I knew no more….
(end of chapter two)