10:00 A.M Eastern Standard Time
(Kowalski's POV)
We all stared in fear shocked at how quickly Shen's demise took place. Kai clutched the jade amulet that was once Lord Shen then placed it on his belt. Kai picked up the two pieces of Shen's lance and laughed, "Now was too easy." "Too easy?" Skipper said, "even with the daleks…and the…" "Silence!" Kai said. "Fall back," Skipper said, "Fall back! Do not engage! Do not engage!" "Skipper we can take him," Private said. "No we can not," Skipper said, "You saw how easily he took down Lord Shen!" "But skipper…" "That's an order private!" Skipper shouted. "yes listen to your leader!" Kai said, "Run away! Run away like the overgrown chickens you are!" "What did you say," I said. "You heard me! Overgrown chickens!" Kai said.
"WE'RE PENGUINS!" I shouted, "And you just messed with the wrong penguins!" "why I 'outta," Rico said. "You do not insult us like that," Private said "I specifically told you not to engage!" Skipper shouted. "Sorry Skipper," I said, "but we will not stand down after an insult like that!" "He wants you to respond to that!" Skipper shouted, "tactical retreat! Tactical retreat!" "No more running," I said, "That YAK is going down!" "Knock, Knock," Kai said. "Um…who's there?" Private said. "Interrupting beatdown!" "Interruping beat…" SMASH. Kai slammed into Private and wrapped his chainblade around him. We watched in horror as Private turned to jade and appeared on Kai's belt. "He was too easy…Make me think your not as tough as you say you are." Rico got angry at this and hacked up his rocket launcher. "Rico! Lower you weapon! Fall back that's an order!" Skipper shouted. Rico ignored him and fired his rocket launcher.
The rocket flew towards Kai but he caught it with one hand and flung it back towards rico. The rocket flew back into the rocket launcher and exploded. Rico was knocked across the zoo and was down but not out. Rico hacked up his flamethrower and sent a barrage of fire at Kai. Kai walked towards rico thru the river of fire seemly unscathed. Kai stood direct in front of Rico just long enough for rico to register that he was not burning. Kai ripped the flamethrower out of rico's flippers and broke it into a million pieces. Rico fall back hacking up a RPG launcher and tried to use that to take out Kai. Kai caught the rocket powered gernade and sent it flying out into the city. Their was a loud explosion followed by some random guy shouting, "My car! That's it I'm done driving to work! Taxi!" "that guy's car insurance must be thru the roof," I muttered.
Rico hacked up his spare bazooka and fired that only for that to get snatched out of his flippers. Rico hack up a crowbar only for that to get knocked out of his flippers. Several kinds of explosives came and went as Kai grabbed all of them and threw them in random direction. "My car!" "my cab!" "My bus!" "My pickup truck!" "My patrol car!" "I told you those penguins were up to no good!" Officer X shouted. "Yeah right! Penguin man!" someone else shouted. "It's seems your bag of tricks are running on empty," Kai said. Rico releashed a cloud of Cheezy dibble dust into Kai's eyes. "Ah! That burns!" Kai said knocking rico across the zoo, "You will pay for that!" Rico hacked up a chainsaw and edged closer, "Whahahaha!" Kai backed off in fear until his was backed against a wall. "Let's not be hasty!" Kai said as Rico and the buzzing chainsaw got closer. Just when Kai seemed to be ready to beg for mercy he flipped the jade amulet of private to the ground. A Jade version of Private appeared between Rico and Kai. Rico saw Private and lowered his chainsaw, "Private?" Rico said. "Rico that's not private…not anymore. That just an empty shell The Private we know is gone! That's a mindless warrior Not Private!" I shouted. Rico didn't seem to believe me and dropped his chainsaw. Kai noticed the opened and took it making Jombie Private attack rico knocking all the fight out of him. Kai smiled victoriously as he took Rico's chi and turned him into a Jombie. The Jade warriors that were once Private and Rico headed my way.
"Just you and me science boy," Kai said. I hit Jombie rico in the stomach and my Ion cannon landed by my feet. I picked it up and fired a beam of ions at Kai. Kai seemed to soak up the ions and then ripped the weapon out of my hands. I hit jombie rico in the stomach again and trained my plasma blaster at Kai. Kai ripped that out of my hands as well and snapped it in half. I keep hitting Rico's stomach until the space-time teleport was hacked up. I hit kai over the head which confused him long enough for me to take out my shrink ray. I then blasted Kai with the shrink ray and he became ridicously small. "I demand you Return me to my proper size!" Kai shouted as Po picked him up. "Not so big and bad now are we?" Po mocked. "Unhand me!" Tiny Kai shouted, "I will have you chi!" Kai unleashed his Jade army only to find that they were also affected by the shrink ray. "In your face!" I said, "This proves that science thrumps magic!"
"What sorcery is this!' Kai shouted. "It's not sorcery!" I said, "it's Science! Science is stronger the brute force or magic!" And then to my shock Kai returned to his normal size. "what was that about Science thrumping magic?" Kai said as he got me into a chokehold. "Kowalski!" Skipper shouted from the distance, "You should have ran when you still had the chance!" Kai wrapped his chainblades around me and I was instantly immoblized. I felt weak as my lifeforce, chi, everything was drained from me and my body started to turn to jade. "With you three out of the way," Kai said, "Now I can go after your leader…" "going after skipper," I said as the Jade reached my neck, "will be the biggest mistake you will ever make!" "Starting a battle you can't win is the biggest mistake you ever made penguin," Kai retorted. The jade reached the bottom of my beak and before my head turned complete to jade I managed to have the last word, "You underestimate Skipper…Big Mistake! And it will be the last one you'll ever make." The last of my head turned to jade and then everything went blank…
(end of Chapter Three)