The Spirit Realm
(Skipper's POV)
we found ourselves on the steps of a building that looked supiciously like The Jade Palace. Floating around in the distance was various cliffs and buildings. A island with a pear tree floated past along with what looked like part of the great wall of china. "The Spirit realm," The Doctor said, "not as crowded as I thought it would be." "Unless the Cybermen downloaded all of them," I muttered sarcastically. The Doctor opened his mouth to say something clever but Kai cut him off. Kai stood in front of the open doorway of the TARDIS and said, "You brought me back!" Kai shouted, "To the spirit realm!"
Doctor snapped his fingers sealing off the Tardis just in case. "This ends now," I said now in battle stance. "My bag of tricks is far from empty," Kai said throwing a amulet behind him. A massive jade dragon appeared behind him. "ke-pa?" I said. "Well it was," Kai replied. And then there was an explosion of Chi that knocked us all to the ground and shattered Ke-pa. But instead of returning to Kai's belt the Dragon was turned back to normal. "What?" Kai said. Ke-pa glared at kai then without saying a word he left flying deeper into the spirit realm.
"Now that was ackward," I said. Kai grabbed me by the head and glared at me. "Put me down!" I said. With his other hand he knocked The Doctor Back into the TARDIS. Then with a snap of his fingers the TARDIS started to dematerialize. With a wheezing groaning sound the TARDIS was gone leaving me alone with Kai in the spirit realm. "You take my chi," I said, "then what? You will never be sasfied will you?" "I will take all the chi!" Kai said, "who gonna stop me? You?" Oh…didn't think of that. I noticed that the Po amulet was missing and laughed. "What's so funny?" Kai said. "Skadoosh," I said. "wha?" Kai said. Po belly slammed Kai catching him completely by surprise. "What? Po? How did you!" Kai said. "Kai! Master of Pain, Beast of venegence, Maker of widows," Po said, "You just messed with the Dragon Warrior!" "do you think I'll spare you?" Kai said, "I'll just steal your chi again!" "How about you spare me the chit-chat!" Po said. "but…" "Chit-chat!" "I will take his chi!" "Chitty-chitty-chit-chat!" Po said.
"I have no time for this," Kai said noticing that I was gone. "You really shouldn't leave these's weapons laying around," I shouted in a structure that looked like the destroyed part of the Tower of the Sacred Flame. One of Shen's cannons…or rather something that looked like one of shen's cannons just happened to be waiting. Kai's chainblades flew at the tower and pulled causing it to spin wildly. It slam into one of the floating cliffs and the tower came to rest at the bottom of the steps. I got out but the Kai charged at me and knocked me into the floating great wall of china. A chinese ship in all it's glory floated by and I jumped onto it. Kai came up from below and smashed thru the center of the ship casuing it to split in half.
I found myself back on the spirit great wall of china. "This ends now!" Kai said using his chainblades to send a massive lion statue in my direction. A terracotta warrior floated pasted and I jumped up and took the sword in it's molded hands. I sliced thru the lion statue(this is the spirit realm so that's possible) but my sword got shattered in the process. Kai had grabbed a floating spear and flung it in my direction. Jade Tai lung appeared behind me and hit me with a nerve attack. Jade Crane came out of nowhere and knocked me into the air where Jade Viper was waiting. Viper tied me up and Jade Tigress punched me to the other side of the spirit realm. I landed in the middle of what looked like a japanese garden. A terracotta warrior with a crossbow was there too completely out of place. A gold dragon statue floated past overhead as stars sparkled in the distance.
I could have swore that I seen a faint image of earth in the distance as well. The piece of the spirit realm was shattered by Kai landing behind me. "There is nowhere you hide in the spirit realm!" Kai said, "I have all the advantages here!" The TARDIS broke into the Spirit realm but lighting was flashing and it was making the worst sound I ever heard. The TARDIS was bounced back out of the spirit and everything was quiet. Well…Almost. "Ahhhhhhhhh!" Kai as he charged. I grabbed the terracotta warrior's crossbow and started to fire. Kai summoned master Porcupine, two jade rhinos, and the master badger twins(I have been paying attention…try to keep up). The arrows bounced harmlessly off the jade creatures. I abandoned the crossbow and ran straight off the floating island to the weightlessness of the spirit realm itself. Kai tried to throw a terracotta horse at me but failed. Monkey appeared out of nowhere and knocked me aside. Then crane hit me, followed by mantis, viper, and tigress. I got Lord Shen's lance in my face and then Blowhole's laser beam. I got punched in the face by a gorilla.
I was smashed thru the floating great wall of china by master thundering rhino. I got paralyzed by tai lung and throw across the realm by burt. Julian slapped me in the face and I got kicked and punched by Kowalski, Rico, and Private. I landed on a beach that looked like to was ripped from Madagascar. Complete with the cargo ship, marty's hut, and Jade Fossa. Jade Fossa? The jade Fossa attacked knocking me into a spirit tree and then I got attacked by…General Shinjin? The snow monkey keep hitting me barely giving me a chance to attack. I studied everything he know but still I'm not match for him. Shinjin grabbed a stick and hit me over the head with it. I Corkscrewed but ended up bounced off his jade skin. I found one of shen's cannons and fired. It didn't destroy General Shinjin but it did smash him into a tree.
Kai touched down holding the sword of general Shinjin. I grabbed the sword of heroes(which was randomly floating around) and charged him. Kai meet my blade with his and disarmed me. He then hit me in to gut, "Give up now Penguin," Kai said, "it will be easier." "Never," I said throwing a durian into his face. I turned to run by kai grabbed me, "Now don't you look fluffy and harmless. Ha!" Kai said. "Hey! Kai!" Po said, "let do this already! I'm hungry and the Kitchen closes in a hour!" Po runs over the heads of the jade fossa and punched Kai with a burst of energy. Kai was knocked into a cliff by the momentum. "Oh that's got to hurt," I said. Kai jumped at us and punch Po in the stomach knocking him back.
"No more interruptions!" Kai shouted, "we finish this." And then a shadow appeared, "Yes we do!" Po said sitting on the head of Ke-pa. "Prepare to die," Ke-pa said. "I'm immortal I can not die!" "Well so am I and look where that got me!" Ke-pa said, "You are dying mortal." "I am not Mortal!" Kai shouted throwing the sword of general shinjin at Ke-pa. Ke-pa releashed a barrage of fire that destroyed the blade. Kai jumped toward Po sliced off one of Ke-pa's horns and knocked po off the dragon's head. Kai threw a jade dragon statue into Po sending him back to the spirit Jade Palace. The floating great wall of china destroyed the top of the palace before obliterating the Tower of The Sacred Flame.
I jumped into the battle and using my momentum knocked Kai into the same area. Po was now floating inside a gaint dragon made of chi. "What?" Kai said, "again?" Po blasted a blast of chi at me activating my chi. I was surrounded by a gaint T-rex made of chi. "your going down Kai!" I shouted the T-rex moving it's mouth at the same time. Kai was shocked at this and Po used this to his advantage hitting him the head with Oogway's staff. Kai in a fit of rage deployed his entire Jade army leaving his chi depleted. "Skipper!" Po shouted, "You know what you have to do." "Yes I do Dragon Warrior," I said saluting the panda. Po saluted me back and then we bowed respectfully.
As the entirety of Kai's Jade army charged at me I send my Chi in the shape of a T-rex in the direction of kai. "You think you can stop me now Kai!" I shouted, "IF you want my chi! Come and get it!" Kai slowed backup but the Chi T-rex being pure energy went right thru his army. The T-rex charge forward and was absorbed into Kai. "Yes, Yes, Yes!" Kai said, "You are a fool Skipper. Now I will destroy you with you chi!" "Wait for it," Po said. "Wait…" Kai said as he started to shake uncontrollably. "Too much! Too much! Too Much!" Kai shouted as jade amulets started to come off of his belt. "You will pay for this Skipper!" Kai shouted as he started to glow with energy! "What's the matter?" I said, "Bit off more then you could chew?" Kai was now shouting in pain, "Take it back! Take it back!"
"You take it…you pay for it," I replied. Kai was shaking more violently, "Oh…No! Ahhhhhhh!" He exploded with a blast of chi that pushed us deeper into the spirit realm. And Kai was no more not even a speck was left of him. "so…um…Now what?" I said as some of the amulets returned to earth while others drifed off to the far reaches of the spirit realm. "Well it looks like someone wants to talk to you," Po said. "Who?" I said. "me…" a voice said behind me.
(end of chapter Seven)