"So… you're the female version of me." Goku said, looking at Karita. He was in the kitchen of Capsule Corps with Karita and Vegeta, after listening to Vegeta explain who this saiyan woman was.
"Yeah, I guess so…" Karita smiled. "It's a shame! You're just Raidisha's type, she'll be so mad when she finds out you're her brother so she can't date you."
"Right… Thanks, I guess?" Goku sweat dropped. "But it's kind of hard to picture Raditz as a girl." He looked at Vegeta. "Why didn't you ever tell me about this?"
"I never thought I'd see those girls again." Vegeta said with a shrug. "Plus, what was I going to say? When I was seventeen Frieza's ship got invaded by a bunch of girls that turned out to be the female versions of myself, Nappa, Raditz, Frieza, Zarbon and Dodoria, from another universe? And the reason they came to us was because Girl Frieza was a total wuss that wanted Frieza to teach her how to be evil, but in the end she decided she wanted to be kind to people so she released her saiyans, Yasa, Nanapa and Raidisha, and dropped them off on Earth?"
"Yeah that's pretty much the summary of Generation 2 ^_^'" Goku replied.

Karita frowned as she watched the two male saiyans, listening to their words.
"Why don't you talk to each other in saiyan?" She questioned.
"I don't speak saiyan…" Goku answered. "You do?" Karita nodded.
"Yeah well my sister tried to teach me but I just couldn't get it…" She replied. "But the others talk to each other in saiyan all the time, so I guess I picked it up subconsciously because one day I woke up and I could just understand what they were saying. Then after a while, I could speak it too. But…" Karita moved her eyes down to Goku and Vegeta's waists, staring at them in surprise. "It's weird they never told me that boy saiyans don't have tails."
"Oh, they do. We just lost ours." Goku said. "But we don't need them anyway."
"I guess not… nobody needs oozaru when you're a super saiyan, right?" Karita beamed.
"Yeah!" Goku grinned. "And you can actually control your super saiyan form."
"Huh?" Karita looked at him. "You can't control your oozaru?"
"You can?" Goku blinked.
"Yeah, Raidisha, Yasa and Nanapa taught me how to do it the same time they helped me train against my tail being grabbed." Karita said.
"Huh…" Vegeta stared at Karita in amazement. "It's kind of weird seeing a version of Kakarot that actually acts like they grew up on Planet Vegeta."
"But Vegeta, if I still had a tail you'd teach me how to control my oozaru, right?" Goku asked him.
"Yeah sure whatever." Vegeta replied, waving his hand dismissively. He looked at Karita. "What the hell are you doing here anyway?"
"Oh, Boxas – that's Yasa's husband – he made a dimension traveller after Raidisha said it'd be fun to go back to your universe to see how you guys are." Karita explained. "Then he left it on the side and told us not to touch it…"
"And you did? -_- Baka." Vegeta growled.
"It's not my fault!" Karita protested. "Raidisha dared me to! But it's okay – I'll just hang out here until they come and find me, it shouldn't be too long."

At that moment the sound of an explosion can be heard nearby, as if it was coming from the entrance to Capsule Corps. "Oh, this'll be them." Karita beamed, and her voice was followed by the sound of three female voices drawing closer to the room.
"What the hell, Raidisha! You just blew up my door!" One of the women yelled. Vegeta recognised her voice… It was unmistakable. It was his voice – or the voice of his counterpart, at least. Yasa. The princess of saiyans.
"Oh don't exaggerate Yasa!" A second voice replied. Vegeta knew that one… dammit, who was it again? "This is the boys' universe, right? At most it's Vegeta's door."
"So you decide to blow it up!" Yasa protested.
"I've always wanted to see how easy it is to blow up Capsule Corps – this is my one chance to do it!" The same voice replied.
"What the hell is wrong with you!" Yasa yelled.
"And Raidisha, how do you know Vegeta even lives here? He's probably still working for Frieza somewhere else in the universe, with Raditz and Nappa." A third voice spoke… Right, that second voice was Raidisha, the female version of Raditz! Which would make the third voice Nanapa, female Nappa.
"Yeah, why are we even on Earth?" Yasa questioned. "If you want to see the guys again Raidisha this is the last place we should look."
"Duh! I know that! But Karita's in Capsule Corps in this universe, right? So we should pick her up before we do anything." Raidisha answered.
"By 'anything' do you mean travel to other universes? Like that one where you're the queen of saiyans?" Nanapa said, sounding unimpressed.
"Yeah!" Raidisha exclaimed.
"So why did we do that first, Raidisha?" Yasa asked, also sounding unimpressed.
"Yeah!" Raidisha exclaimed again.
"What do you mean, 'yeah'?" Yasa growled.
"Yeah!"
"Stop saying that!"

Suddenly the three saiyan women appeared at the open doorway to the kitchen of Capsule Corps and looked in to see Vegeta, Goku and Karita.
"Huh?" The three women uttered.
"Hi guys!" Karita greeted them. "This is Vegeta and –"
"Wow!" The three saiyan women all exclaimed, staring at Goku with wide eyes.
"Wow…" Raidisha gasped. "Vegeta, I always thought you had promise as a kid, but I never expected this transformation!"
"Yeah, growing up really suits you!" Nanapa grinned.
"What do you expect girls, he is me." Yasa said with a smirk.
"Yu-huh!" Nanapa and Raidisha both nodded, taking one of Goku's arms each.
"Hey Vegeta, you're not married in this universe are you?" Raidisha asked him.
"Well if you are, how about an upgrade? I am an elite saiyan, remember?" Nanapa put her hand on Goku's ass and blinked in surprise. "Huh?" She looked down at the empty space around his waist. "Hey, what happened to your tail? What am I supposed to play with?"
"Uh… girls?" Goku sweat dropped. "I'm not Vegeta."
"Huh?" Nanapa and Raidisha uttered.
"That's Vegeta." Goku said, pointing at the saiyan prince.

Yasa, Nanapa and Raidisha moved their eyes to look at Vegeta, and gasped.
"What!" They cried out.
"Oh my God! Life with Frieza really did a number on you!" Raidisha exclaimed.
"What!" Vegeta barked. "What do you mean!" Yasa stared at Vegeta for a long moment, and then turned to Nanapa and Raidisha.
"Girls, I am prettier than that, right?" She asked.
"Yeah… you definitely look better as a girl, Ya-sama." Raidisha answered.
"Why you –" Vegeta moved towards her and grabbed Raidisha by the throat. "You know what Raidisha? I never did like you!" He snarled. Raidisha smirked.
"Okay, maybe he's not so bad… Tighter, Sire." She winked at him, causing Vegeta to turn blue.
"Ew!" He gagged, and let her go.
"Okay so…" Nanapa pulled Goku against her. "Who's this piece of gourmet eye candy? Seriously Raidisha, if this is Raditz he has totally moved up in the world and he's about to get sat on!"
"What does that mean…?" Goku whimpered, becoming crushed against Nanapa's large masculine frame.
"Uh… guys, that's me." Karita answered.
"Huh!" Yasa, Nanapa and Raidisha all choked in surprise.
"That's you!" Yasa looked at Goku. "… …" She sweat dropped. "So I guess this universe is inverted in every way, because you're not better looking than me in our universe." She turned to Nanapa and Raidisha. "Right guys?"
"Nah Yasa, it's official – our family is totally hotter than yours!" Raidisha grinned.
"Shut the hell up!" Yasa barked.

Nanapa let out a sigh.
"That's disappointing… I bet Pi-Pi's still around in this universe too…" She held Goku up to her face. "You got a wife, Handsome?"
"Yeah, and two sons." Goku answered, breaking away from her. "So… I guess that means I'm useless to you, right?" Nanapa smirked and took a step towards him.
"On the contrary, it means every part of you works!" She purred.
"Nanapa, quit it! He's married!" Karita scolded. "Oh –" She looked at Vegeta. "I forgot to ask – do you have a wife too?"
"Yeah, Bulma. I think she went out with Trunks." Vegeta moved his eyes to Yasa. "What do you call your daughter? You got a kid now, right?"
"Yeah, Panties." Yasa nodded.
"Nice name." Vegeta commented.
"Thanks." Yasa said. "So… how have you guys been? Does Nappa live here with you?"
"Nappa?" Vegeta blinked.
"Yeah!" Raidisha looked at Goku. "And Raditz lives with you, right?"

Vegeta and Goku sweat dropped.
"Uh…"
"Things went… kind of a different way in this universe…" Vegeta mumbled.
"Huh?" The girls uttered.
"Different how?" Yasa asked.
"Maybe we shouldn't tell you…" Goku said. "I mean, you all seem really close…"
"Ah, come on! It's a different universe, right? So of course things happened differently!" Nanapa reasoned.
"Yeah, we don't care!" Raidisha beamed. "Go ahead and tell us whatever you want!"
"Uh-huh!" Karita nodded in agreement.
"Okay, well –"
"Kakarot." Vegeta interrupted him. "Don't."
"But they said they don't mind –"
"I can guarantee they'll change their minds if you tell them what happened!" Vegeta cut Goku off again.
"Vegeta, come on! No we won't!" Raidisha protested.
"We promise!" Karita swore.

Goku looked at the four saiyan women.
"You really promise not to get mad?" He said. The girls nodded.
"Jeez, what the hell are you so worried about?" Yasa snorted. "What, did you kill us all or something?"
"Well…"

A moment later Raidisha's angry voice cascaded off the walls.
"You bitch!" She roared and fired a ki blast at Karita.
"I'm the bitch!" Karita screamed, deflecting the blast. "You were the one that kidnapped my daughter! And you killed me too, by the way!"
"Some kind of princess you are!" Nanapa roared at Yasa. "Who the hell kills her own people!" She fired a ki blast at Yasa.
"Well if you weren't so weak I wouldn't have needed to!" Yasa yelled back, dodging the ki blast and allowing it to make a hole in the wall behind her.
"Weak!" Nanapa snarled. "How dare you, I practically raised you and this is the thanks I get!" She blasted Yasa again, but Yasa deflected the blast and screamed back at her,
"You raised me for all of five minutes before I got stronger than you anyway! What kind of elite can't even turn super saiyan, even Karita can do it! And while we're talking about her –" Yasa turned to Karita. "Where the hell do you get off attacking your princess!" She threw a ki blast at her.
"Where the hell do you get off trying to kill me and all my friends!" Karita argued, blasting her back.
"Where do all of you get off betraying me!" Raidisha glared at Yasa and Nanapa. "It's good to know that if I ever get killed by my own sister you guys will just stand around going on about how weak I am!"
"Oh shut up Raidisha, maybe if you stopped chasing guys for five minutes you wouldn't be so weak!" Nanapa snarled and blasted at her.
"Well you never have any luck with guys and you're still not a super saiyan!" Raidisha blasted back.
"All three of you can go to hell!" Yasa roared and fired a ki blast at Nanapa, Raidisha and Karita.
"You too!" The three of them screamed back and all fired a blast at Yasa.

The women continued arguing and blasting each other, slowly destroying Capsule Corps as Goku and Vegeta stood watching. Vegeta slapped Goku harshly.
"You see now why I said not to tell them!" He snapped. "Bulma is going to go fucking apeshit when she gets home, we just had the bedroom redecorated!"
"You had it decorated last month as well!" Goku exclaimed. "How do you guys get it so dirty?"
"That - - we - - that's none of your goddamn business!" Vegeta barked, and the girls continued fighting.
"Should we at least tell them to take it outside…?" Goku mumbled.
"No that won't work, you're gonna have to fight them." Vegeta replied. "But remember Yasa and Karita are as strong as me and you, so you probably shouldn't have anything weighing you down."
"Okay, good idea!" Goku beamed and took his shirt off, causing the girls to instantly stop to stare at him.
"Holy hell…" Nanapa drooled.
"I wish incest wasn't so frowned upon…" Raidisha mumbled.
"Or adultery…" Yasa added.
"Pathetic." Vegeta thought to himself. "Truly pathetic."
"Well I think he'd be okay with me," Karita said. "Because it's only what I do when Pi-Pi is tired anyway."
"Ew!" Everyone gagged with wide eyes.
"Okay you guys can go back to fighting…" Vegeta mumbled, mentally scrubbing his brain.