Outside Capsule Corps everyone was gathered round, preparing for Goku's fight against Karita.
"Come on Kari-chan!" Raidisha cheered.
"I feel like I've forgotten something…" Karita mumbled, reluctant to start the fight.
"Forgotten what?" Raidisha asked.
"I don't know…" Karita replied.
"Ah, it can't be that important. Come on, fight him!" Raidisha cried.
"Come on!" Goku frowned impatiently. "Are we doing this?"
"Yeah, but… Maybe it was important…" Karita uttered, still deep in thought.
"Hey! Are you going to fight him or not?" Nanapa demanded.
"Yeah Karita, quit dragging it out or I'll kill him myself!" Yasa growled.
"Yeah Yasa, if he's weaker in this universe then maybe you can actually beat this Karita!" Raidisha said with a smirk.
"Shut up, Rai." Yasa snarled. Bulma smirked and looked at her husband.
"Hey Vegeta –"
"Don't." Vegeta cut her off before she could utter another word.
Finally Karita decided to shake off her misgivings and looked at Goku.
"Right! Let's go!"
"Ready when you are." Goku beamed.
"Okay, fighting stances!" Nanapa announced. Goku and Karita got into position and waited for Nanapa's command. "Fight!"
Goku and Karita immediately started fighting, going at each other with their full strength. It was only mere seconds before Karita jumped into the air to avoid an attack; she was closely followed by Goku and they started sparring in mid- air, unaware that the others were staring up at Karita with wide eyes.
"Hey – Karita!" Yasa gasped.
"Something she forgot…" Nanapa mumbled, blushing.
"Ha ha…" Raidisha sweat dropped.
"Wow…" Vegeta uttered, staring up at the little orange pleated skirt that was blowing around on Karita's frame and the tiny pink panties that resided under it.
"Hm?" Bulma looked at Vegeta and angrily clenched her fist. "Hey!" She punched him with all her might. "Stop looking at her!"
"Ow!" Vegeta glared at Bulma. "I wasn't!"
Meanwhile Goku and Karita were still fighting, oblivious to what was going on beneath them when Yasa appeared between the two saiyans.
"Hold on!" She cried, holding her arms out to separate the pair.
"Huh?" Goku uttered. Karita blinked in confusion.
"What?" She asked.
"Karita…" Yasa took hold of Karita and slowly took her back down to the ground. "By any chance, did you forget to put your shorts on this morning?"
"Huh?" Karita blinked and started to think back.
"Pink panties! Kawaii!" Raidisha exclaimed.
"… Yes!" Karita grinned triumphantly. "That's it! I forgot my shorts! I knew I'd forgotten something!" Yasa, Nanapa, Raidisha, Vegeta and Bulma all sweat dropped.
Unware of the conversation Goku landed in front of the group and looked across them, frowning in bewilderment.
"Hey, are we still fighting?" He asked.
"And with that skirt it's obvious…" Yasa continued talking to Karita. "You should get one like mine." She turned around to show Karita her non-pleated black skirt. "If it's tight it won't blow around." Nanapa nudged Raidisha and smirked.
"Sure, that's why she wears it." She sniggered.
"What are you implying!" Yasa snapped, turning red.
"Nothing, Yasa-sama." Nanapa smiled.
"But she only started wearing it after she began noticing boys, right Nana?" Raidisha grinned. Nanapa smirked again.
"Right."
"That's not true!" Yasa protested. "I wore a skirt when I was a kid!"
"But back then you didn't have a choice." Nanapa replied.
"How dare you suggest something like that!" Yasa gasped. "My mother wore a skirt like this too!"
"Yeah, and she wore it the most when your dad was around." Raidisha smirked.
"Yasa was born pretty soon after they got married, wasn't she?" Nanapa sniggered and she and Raidisha both laughed.
"Silence!" Yasa roared. "How dare you say that about your queen!"
"Hey, don't worry about it." Raidisha shrugged, waving a dismissive hand. "Good-looking people should show off."
Meanwhile Karita started tugging at Yasa's skirt.
"I get it… But isn't it harder to move?" She questioned.
"Hey!" Yasa yelling, blushing. She slapped Karita's hand away and snarled, "Look with your eyes, Karita!"
"Sorry." Karita replied sheepishly.
"But it's not hard to move anyway. It's not long enough to get in the way." Yasa answered her question. Raidisha nudged Nanapa, grinning.
"Yeah that's her excuse, right? To 'stop it getting in the way'."
"Shut up!" Yasa snapped, glaring at Raidisha. Raidisha waved her hand again.
"Calm down, we all do it. I don't cover my legs either, right? I mean – why would I? And check out Bulma." She pointed. "There's no way she doesn't consider herself a milf, you can totally tell she's wearing a push up bra!"
"What! No I'm not!" Bulma argued, blushing. "For your information this is my natural size!"
"Huh?" Raidisha looked at her. "Really? They didn't sag after you had a kid?"
"Well maybe a little, but - -" Bulma's blush deepened. "Uh…"
"Oh yeah…" Raidisha mumbled as she squeezed Bulma's chest. "You know Kari-chan and Yasa didn't sag much, but I figured it was because they got back into training after. Hey Vegeta, for someone with such a small power level your wife really has a good figure!" She waited for his response, but Vegeta remained silent. "Vegeta?" Raidisha looked to see Vegeta watching her, his cheeks red and his eyes wide.
"… you should… check out her ass now…" He uttered almost hypnotically.
"Quit it!" Bulma yelled and hit him.
"What! I'm paying you a compliment!" Vegeta protested.
"You're trying to get a free show!" Bulma snapped.
Goku sweat dropped.
"Uh… guys? Can we get back to fighting…?" He asked.
"Yeah, now that we've established how hot we all are." Nanapa said.
"You're not including yourself in that, are you?" Raidisha questioned.
"What! Don't be so rude!" Nanapa barked.
"Don't worry about it Nanapa, I'm sure Kakarot will take his clothes off in a few minutes and that'll cheer you up." Yasa shrugged.
"Huh?" Goku looked at her. "What makes you say that?"
"Karita always does it." Raidisha answered. "Then she pretends like she has no idea why people are staring at her even though we all know she does it for attention."
"What! No I don't!" Karita protested, blushing. "My clothes are specially weighted, you know that!"
"Yeah, I know. But would you really risk taking them off if you weren't so pretty? I bet Kaka-kun does it too." Raidisha replied.
"Yeah but – I don't do it for that reason!" Goku insisted.
"Thing is, when you look like that nobody really cares what your reason is." Nanapa smirked.
"Yeah yeah we get it Nanapa, you think he's hot. Now can you guys get this over with?" Vegeta growled. "Kakarot, just hurry up and beat her!"
"Haha! Vegeta's pissed that nobody likes him! He's jealous of Kakarot!" Raidisha declared, grinning widely.
"I am not!" Vegeta barked. "Just – get on with the fight!"
"Okay!" Karita resumed her fighting stance and looked at Goku. "Ready?"
"Ready!" Goku beamed, also taking a fighting stance, and the two of them started sparring.
"Come on, Karita! Wipe the floor with him!" Raidisha cheered.
"Kakarot! You better not let our side down!" Vegeta snarled.
"This won't take all night, will it…?" Bulma mumbled.
"Nah, Karita should beat him pretty soon." Raidisha confidently answered.
Hours later the fight was still going on; it was past midnight and neither Goku nor Karita were backing down. Bulma was sat under a blanket next to Vegeta, yawning as she watched the fight, which was now taking place in mid-air.
"How long are they gonna keep this up…?" She asked sleepily.
"Until one of them loses." Vegeta answered.
"But it's tomorrow!" Bulma whined. "Does it really matter who wins?"
"Of course! If Kakarot loses, that means that girls are better than the boys!" Vegeta protested.
"Well I could have told you that." Bulma yawned again and leaned against Vegeta, falling asleep as he glared at her for that remark.
"Come on, Karita! Stop fooling around and kill him!" Yasa yelled at the female fighter.
"I don't get it." Raidisha uttered. "Karita is stronger because of us, why isn't she beating him?"
"Hm… but… Karita didn't train much while she was pregnant, right?" Nanapa answered. "So that's almost two years right there, maybe Kakarot caught up to her?"
"Oh yeah, I never thought of that…" Raidisha mumbled. She looked up at the fighters and yelled angrily, "Dammit Karita, I told you those kids were a bad idea! They totally ruined your life!"
Karita and Goku landed on the ground and faced each other, both of them panting heavily as they regained their breath and stared one another down.
"Give… give up?" Karita breathed.
"Not… not unless you do." Goku gasped.
"Never!" Karita declared.
"Me neither!" Goku yelled back.
"Dammit Kakarot!" Karita growled, and panted. "Okay, let's finish this."
"Gladly!" Goku replied, readying himself as they began their signature attack.
"Kame…"
"Kame… –"
"Goku!"
Everyone looked up at the sound of an angry voice and Chi-Chi came marching over to the group, her face filled with rage.
"Goku! Where have you been!" She roared. "Do you know it's past midnight? You said you were coming over for a 'quick' spar with Vegeta over eight hours ago! This is way past your curfew!"
"I guess that's Pi-Pi…" Nanapa mumbled.
"Yeah she's a total bitch!" Raidisha exclaimed.
"I'm sorry Chi-Chi but I can't come home now – we're having a boys versus girls match!" Goku said.
"Yeah Chi-Chi he can't stop now, he has to defend our honour!" Vegeta nodded. "This match will determine whether boys win or lose." He looked at Goku. "And they are going to win, aren't they Kakarot?"
"Totally!" Goku grinned.
"Hmm…" Chi-Chi looked at Karita, and then at Goku. "… … Ha!" In one swift movement and with every ounce of strength in her body Chi-Chi kicked Goku in between the legs, with such force that the impact could be heard for miles around. Goku screamed in pain and collapsed to the ground, his eyes shut tight and his teeth gritted so hard he almost broke his jaw.
"Oh look, I guess boys lose." Chi-Chi said casually and looked at Karita. "Well done." She glared at Goku. "Now come on!" She grabbed him by the ear and dragged him away, asking impatiently, "Who were those women anyway?"
"It's a long story…" Goku sobbed.
Yasa, Nanapa, Raidisha and Karita were left standing there with wide eyes.
"Wow…"
"Oh wow, she's not afraid to do anything!" Raidisha gasped.
"Yeah… even if it meant losing, I don't think I would ever do that…" Yasa uttered.
"Yeah he's totally whipped." Vegeta growled. "It's pathetic how he lets his woman rule his life like that, I mean I'm sure he's scared of her! Tch. What kind of coward is scared of their own mate? Especially a human, the weak feeble creatures with a power level in single figures –" At that moment Bulma stirred in her sleep and Vegeta's eyes widened with panic.
"Oh my God I'm sorry, I didn't mean it!" He cried. Bulma settled back to sleep without hearing a single word, and Vegeta blushed in embarrassment as the saiyan girls sniggered.
"You were saying?" Yasa smirked.
"Hey guys… do you think Kakarot will be okay?" Karita questioned.
"If he's not I'll nurse him back to health." Nanapa smirked.
"Shut up Nanapa." Vegeta growled, and mentally scrubbed his brain.
