Author's Note:-
So this is a very old, very daft and very un-serious sketch that I had labelled as 'Oh My Goddess', at the time I thought it had an Oh My Goddess feel to it… but I can't remember enough about the show to really say for certain now n_n' Anyway, hopefully this will be mildly amusing.

Frieza was on Planet Namek doing his general Namek things, talking nastily as Goku stood before him, with Vegeta laying barely alive nearby.

"Evil evil evil…"

Suddenly Raidisha appeared out on nowhere.
"Hi!" She exclaimed and looked around, letting out a sigh when she still didn't recognize her surroundings after spending half an hour universe-hopping. "Darn... wrong universe again." She growled, and noticed Frieza. "Frieza-sama?"
"No…" Frieza gasped, wide-eyed as he stared at her.
"It is you, right?" Raidisha blinked.
"Please not her..." Frieza whimpered.
"Hey! Long time no see, Fri-kun!" Raidisha grinned and raced over to him. "How are you! Hey do you have any money I could borrow –"
"Hey Goku? I've suddenly had a change of heart." Frieza sweat dropped.
"Nani? Who's Goku?" Raidisha frowned.

Frieza started running around frantically, in a blind panic, throwing money at Vegeta.
"Sorry about that, buy yourself a doctor," He picked up his entire empire and dumped it on Goku and the others. "Take this, and this, destroy it if you want and I'll never do a bad thing ever again just as long as you keep her away from me!"
"Hey! You mean me?" Raidisha wailed, hurt.
"Aaah! She's gonna cry!" Frieza screamed. He grabbed Goku's hand and shook it desperately. "Nice meeting you Goku, see ya!" He bolted into his ship, started up the engines and within seconds Frieza was nothing more than a speck in the sky.
"Wait! Frieza-sama!" Raidisha called after him. "... Aww." She collapsed to the floor in dismay. "He... ran away from me...?" She sniffed. "I can't believe it... after all that shopping I did for him..."
"Hey,"

Raidisha looked up to see Goku and Krillin standing over her.
"We just wanna say..." Krillin began.
"Huh?" Raidisha stood up. "What?"

Goku and Krillin suddenly grabbed her and hugged her tight with anime-style tears streaming down their faces.
"Thank you!" They cried.
"We love you!" Krillin exclaimed.
"Yeah you saved our lives, how can we ever repay you?" Goku beamed.

Raidisha looked at them and started blushing.
"Tee hee... Well maybe you handsome boys could take me out sometime..." She giggled.
"Sure! What's your name?" Krillin grinned.
"Call me Rai-chan." Raidisha beamed.
"Son Goku!" Goku introduced himself.
"That's an unusual name..." Raidisha commented.
"Well my saiyan name is Kakarot." Goku replied, noticing her tail. "I thought there weren't any girl saiyans left?"
"Kakarot?" Raidisha repeated, then silently though to herself, "It sounds like... Oh no!" She collapsed to the floor again and burst into tears, devastated that this handsome young man was actually her relative. "Nooooo!" She cried. "Otoutooooo!"