Last time on Deadliest Warrior, we introduced our combatants and teams. Now we bring in the experts.
Scientist, Geoff Desmoulin, will collect the injury data.
Geoff: I will be able to tell you from measurements whether or not a blow would fracture a skull or break a rib.
E.R. physician, Armand Dorian, will analyze the injuries each fighter delivers.
Armand: The weapons we are seeing are very interesting, because they will be wielded by people two aren't very tall, so I'm interested to see how that will be carried out.
Computer whiz, Max Geiger, will record the results of the weapons tests, and input them into a simulator, developed by Slitherine Studios.
Max: This is a new twist on Deadliest Warrior. Instead of just one on one, we have 20 warriors in this fight. All of them are girls, so this is technically the first girl vs. girl fight.
The computer will then process the information to determine the victor in a true to life fight between these heroines to determine who is the Deadliest Warrior?
Each of our combatants brings with them a weapon.
Cinderella: Glass Shoes, Sword
Anna: Torch, Sword
Pocahontas: Stone Knife, Spear, Bow & Arrow
Jane: Spear, Javlin, Stone Knife
Aurora: Broad Sword, Shield
Mulan: Jian, Chinese Rocket
Jasmine: Scimitar, Arabian Dagger
Nala: Claws, Teeth
Tiana: Kitchen Knife, Metal Tray
Alice: Spear, Long Sword
Snow White: Poison Apple, Birds, Pickaxe
Ariel: Sword, Trident
Minnie Mouse: Gardening Shovel, Rake
Esmeralda: Double-Edged Sword, Spear
Belle: Club, Glass Shard
Kida: Atlantien Spear, Crystal Necklace, Spear
Megara: Greek Sword, Greek Shield
Rapunzel: Frying Pan, Long Hair, Dagger
Maid Marian: Bow & Arrow, Short Sword
Merida: Long Sword, Bow & Arrow
Max: For this match we won't be testing by ranges, seeing as how there are so many warriors for this battle. We are instead, going to just use the weapons that are presented, and then decide who we think has the edge in this battle.
Hunterzilla shall start off the tests, with Tiana going up first. Using the Kitchen Knife, it will be wielded against a gel torso. He will then quickly move on to attack a foam dummy, prepped for a test with the metal tray.
Max: Ok, are you ready?
Hunterzilla: Ready! Let's do this!
Armand: Ok, in 3...2...1...go.
Hunterzilla rammed the blade through the chest, stabbing again and again. He then quickly slit the throat, and with one final attack, rammed the blade into the gel's skull.
Geoff: Ok Hunterzilla, go go go!
Hunterzilla ran, grabbing the tray, and lifting it over his head, brought it down on the head. He did this repeatedly, before using the edge to deliver a blow to the throat.
Geoff: Alright stop!
Max: Wow. Despite being limited to a simple knife and tray, you sure made good handy-work with your targets.
Hunterzilla: Well get in and out, that's what I tried to achieve.
Armand: Well you succeeded. The knife proved deadly, with the ability of several blows to be lethal.
Geoff: The tray, surprisingly, was also effective. Most of its effects only temporarily stun, however a good shot to the throat can kill someone, but not immediately. They do have time to retaliate.
Hunterzilla: Perhaps, but the tray can be used as a shield as well.
Max: Maybe so, but it wouldn't last for very long.
Next time on Deadliest Warrior, our other teams shall test one of their warriors.