"Hey, Cap." Jeremy grinned widely at Steve as he came into the communal kitchen. Jeremy was making a pitcher of orange juice. "Do you want some?"
"Sure. Thanks, Jer." Steve smiled back at the eight year old. There was a box of donuts sitting on the counter as well.
"Mom said you could have one. They have custard inside." Jeremy snickered to himself as he poured Steve a glass of juice. "I've got to get to school."
"See ya later, champ." Steve picked up a donut and waved to Jeremy then took a bite, gagging almost instantly. The donuts were filled with not custard but mayonnaise and Steve spit the mouthful into a napkin. Grimacing he took a drink of the orange juice and choked on it, getting up to spit it out in the sink. A box in the trash caught his eye and he picked up the blue Kraft macaroni and cheese box. The dry noodles were still in the box but the powdered cheese packet was empty. Steve had to give the kid points for ingenuity.
"Hey, Rogers." Clint came into the kitchen and poured himself some orange juice. Steve didn't warn him, seeing as how it was his girlfriend's son that pranked him. Clint took a large gulp of the juice and to his credit, swallowed it with a shudder. He shared a look with Steve. "Jeremy was here?"
Steve chuckled and nodded, finding a drink he knew was safe. "Should we warn Stark?"
"Absolutely not." Clint put the pitcher in the refrigerator and closed the door. "Warn Charlie though. She hates that boxed mac n cheese."
Tony had been caught off guard by the juice as well and knew exactly who was behind it. His mind immediately went to work on a revenge prank and he found a packet of Oreos. Opening one, he chuckled as he scraped the icing off and replaced it with toothpaste. He did the same to the entire package then resealed it and put it back. As Tony knew he would, Jeremy went for the Oreos as soon as he got home from school. "You gonna help me in the workshop today?"
"Uh-huh." Jeremy put a cookie in his mouth and made a face when he chewed it. Tony laughed at his face and Jeremy whined, "Why'd it have to be my cookies?"
"You assaulted the donuts, kid. All's fair in love and war." Tony patted him on the shoulder and the pair went to work in the shop.
A/N: If you all have any ideas for pranks, let me know. Most of the pranks I did as a kid were on my sister and (if we're being honest) I definitely shouldn't have done them. Ah, sibling rivalry. Leave a review and let me know what you think.