Wednesday, October 22, 2014
10:55 AM
I am to lazy to remove the timestamp -.-
Reviews Q and A!
Have a question? Want to know the meaning of life? Or any aspect about this story? Feel free to ask!
Q: Say, isn't it a little early for a Christmas story?
-Daparodymaster
A: NEVER! Just kidding, it kind of is but obvious you don't know InterestingIndeed. I switch from story to story so the best way to finish something by a deadline is to start 6 months in advance! But I procrastinated so…
Q: Is Santa Claus a cat or person?
-xXLeafheartXx
A: A person! I literally didn't even think about making him a cat until I read that o.o
Thanks for the ideas! And I left a little message in the reviews too.
"I AM NOT WATCHING ELF* FOR THE 3000th TIME THIS YEAR!" Yowled Ivypool at Dovewing who held a disc in her jaws. "NEVER AGAIN!"
Dovewing spat out the disc. "Come on, Ivypool!" She pleaded. "The kits love it!"
"Then why did I see Lilykit pretend to throw up when you put it in yesterday?" Ivypool protested. "Snowkit actually did vomit."
"They were sick!"
"NOPE!" Ivypool yowled. "They were just trying to get out of watching that movie."
"Then what else are we supposed to do?" Dovewing argued. "We're in charge of holiday cheer!"
"No, you signed me up against my wishes." Ivypool reminded her. "Holiday cheer and Ivypool DO NOT go together!"
"But you have a duty to your clan!" Dovewing tried desperately. She was running out of excuses.
"My duty is hunting and fighting and that stuff, not watching Will Ferrel in a leotard and tights." Ivypool hissed. She tossed her head. "I have a better idea for 'Holiday cheer,'"
Dovewing sighed. Maybe if they did things Ivypool's way she'd be more willing. "What is it?"
"A ballet!" Ivypool meowed excitedly.
"No," Dovewing meowed firmly. "The last we need is kits with access to pointy props."
"Got anything better?" Grumbled Ivypool.
"Maybe…" Dovewing pondered something in her mind, something she'd heard once from Milly who used to be a kittypet about what Twolegs did for 'Holiday Cheer…'
Tigerstar sat there pretending to listen to the moose-excuse me, reindeer- nodding every now and then like he knew what Vixen was braying** about. Tigerstar had no idea who the frick this 'Santa Claus' twoleg was but the whole idea of Christmas sounded like the worst thing known to cat kind.
"And we are in charge of pulling the sleigh all over the world, and a few magical realms, delivering presents to humans everywhere!" Vixen explained. "Now you understand what Christmas is, right?"
"Yeha, yeah, yeah, I get it," Tigerstar said rolling his eyes. This was getting ridiculous. "Happiness, good cheer, everything I hate, but why are you giving these gifts to two-legs? Most of the two-legs I've come into contact with are rude. And what do you guys get in return?"
Vixen sat there for a moment then brayed. "Stop ruining Christmas with your logical thoughts. Like it or not you'll be delivering Christmas gifts."
"WHAT?!" Tigerstar yowled. "When did this come up?!"
"I guess I forgot to tell you," Vixen brayed. "There is magic that binds the first able being to come into contact with Santa if the sleigh goes down to the commitment to deliver presents as Santa Claus."
"And if I don't?" Tigerstar asked.
"You'd be letting down the hopes and dreams of twolegs everywhere," Vixen brayed dolefully. He looked at Tigerstar with big dough eyes. Tigerstar guessed that was supposed to be cute and all but jokes on him, Tigerstar is a psychopath, he has no emotion.
"Okay then, letting down twolegs everywhere it is!" Tigerstar meowed. "Seeya moose!"
*Reference to the number of time public schools play Elf on the holidays for their students 'enjoyment'
**Reindeer/moose bray as pointed out to me by Auburnpaw! Thanks a bunch!
Persuade Tigerstar to save Christmas! (AND ME TO WRITE) Ask questions or just give your overall impressions in the reviews. HELP ME FORCE TIGERSTAR INTO A RED SUIT AND FAKE BEARD!
Oh and I was awarded the October Award of Excellent Writing by Graystorm11! *Reveals Pumpkin shaped medal* Thank you so much! I was so happy when I read that!