Q & A!

Primrosebutterfly asks: What is the meaning of life?
A: Batman, chocolate and cats.

Primrosebutterfly asks: How do Dovewing and Ivypool know about Christmas but not Tigerstar?

A: Ivypool and Dovewing have been talking to Millie. Much against Ivypool's wishes Dovewing told Bramblestar about Christmas. Bramblestar brought it up at the next clan meeting.

Guest asks: Why the warriors celebrating holidays if they are cats in the wild, and have bad interaction with humans?

A: Millie wasn't always a clan cat! She did live with two legs for a while and my guess is that she's lived through at least one Christmas.

That about sums it up!
OH WAIT NO IT DOESN'T. I WENT ONLINE TO CHECK MY STATS AND GET YOUR QUESTIONS TO WRITE THIS WHEN :O:O:O:O:O I SAW I HAD 224 VISITORS IN ONE DAY FOR THIS STORY AND I WAS LIKE: YYAAAASSSSSSS….

THANK YOU!
I LOVE YOU GUYS!

Keep it interesting!
-InterestingIndeed

P.S. Do you think I should stuff Tigerstar into a pink fluffy bunny suit for Easter?

"How can you say that?!" Gasped the moose, I mean, reindeer. He scrambled back and gave Tigerstar a look that suggested he had something truly offensive like that the Warrior Cats serious sucks or that pizza isn't delicious. "Do you not care about the hopes and dreams of the children? Have you no heart?"

Obviously this moose had no idea who he was talking to. Tigerstar has an empty black hole for a heart, duh. He gives no mice about the crying of small two-leg kits. Actually, he would probably pay to see that!

"I'm dead, I have no use for a heart," Growled Tigerstar. "Now scram! And take your radio active friends with you!"

"Please!" Begged Vixen. "Surely you can spare just one day of kindness?" Vixen tried making those cute reindeer eyes at Tigerstar. Do you think it worked? If you guessed no, you win a cookie!

Tigerstar rolled his eyes and began stalking off.

Vixen scrambled after him. "Come on! Wait! You have to do it!" He brayed desperately, fighting through the fake snow crap towards Tigerstar. "You have to!"
"Why should I?" Tigerstar wheeled around abruptly to face the reindeer. Their noses were almost touching. Let's make a few things very clear about dear old Tigerstar. He had a face only a mother could love. (And I can hear Leapardfoot-I think that's her name… was that her name?- from StarClan saying 'AW HECK TO THE NO! I NEVER LOVED HIM!) Secondly, Tigerstar really doesn't have the bone structure for that scar. Thirdly, -If thirdly is a word…- His fangs were so yellow crayola made a new crayon color: Tigerstar's fang yellow. Finally he didn't have the best breath, being dead and all. Vixen backed up tentively a few hoof steps.

"Uh," He stammered. "Umm…"
"Well?" Tigerstar asked. "Why should I be 'Santa Claws'? Give me one good reason!"

Ivypool was still banging her head against the rocks when Dovewing returned with Firestar. Dovewing had the WORST idea ever! Who in StarClan is Santa Claus?

She continued to bang her head against the rocks as Dovewing explained her idea.

"And so we'll call Santa Claws and he'll listen to what the kits want for Christmas, and then on Christmas eve, he'll come and deliver presents!" Dovewing was positively ecstatic. She was hopping from paw to paw with pure excitement. It made Ivypool sick.

"Hmmm…" Firestar considered the idea. Was he seriously considering this? "Let me think…" No way he was actually doing this. "It sounds like a plan!"

Ivypool stopped banging her head into the rocks and stared in shocked fury at Firestar.

"And I think the carolers and holiday treats are a good idea too!" Firestar added.

Ivypool groaned and began contemplating where the nearest cliff was and if she would die immediately if she jumped off.

"This sounds wonderful!" Dovewing purred in excitement. "Should I send a patrol to pick up the supplies and spread the word?"

Please no. Please no. Please no.

"Absolutely!" Firestar answered.

"ARGGGHHH!" Ivypool cried out. She could take the joy anymore! She slammed her head into the nearest pile of rocks so hard she was knocked unconscious.

Thank you so much for stuffing Tigerstar into a red suit! Also thank you so much for all of your ideas! I've gotten everything from gift ideas to future events. You guys are the best! *HUGS*

My question for you: should I drag StarClan into this?

My other question for you: Have you ever had eggnog? (I will answer this question next chapter!)

P.s: THANK YOU!

Quote of the day: "You are only as happy as you believe yourself to be, or as much chocolate as you can shove into your mouth." -?