I CALL THE TIGERSTAR IN AN EASTER BUNNY SUIT. I CALL DIBS. NO ONE TAKE IT. AND ALSO BROKENSTAR FOR CUPID.

BROKENSTAR IS RUNNING FOR CUPID.

Empress Tansy, you are an evil genius! Cookies and eggnog for you!

Eggnog and cookies for Graystorm11 and Primrosebutterfly, the two people that answer my QOTD! My answer is yes, I do drink eggnog!

And winning my favorite comment of all time is Queen Rebelle!
I SHALL HELP YOU! *stuff Tigerstar into a red suit*

Tigerstar: help!
SHUT IT YA POOP HEAD

I laughed in the middle of class and almost got in trouble!

Anyways I just realized I need to fix a few things: This is SUPPOSED to happen before the end of The Final Hope when *muffled spoiler revealed censor bar* So This is supposed to be Firestar. If you excuse me, I have a few chapters to fix!

Back to the story!

Keep it Interesting!

-InterestingIndeed

"Cheer and happiness my left paw!*" Grumbled Jayfeather. So far holiday cheer was not going over well with Jayfeather. His moronic Gary Stew of a brother, Lionblaze, was all for it. Lionblaze had been on the patrol to find Christmas supplies and-unfortunately- had discovered carols and eggnog. He dashed about camp yowling carols at the top of his lungs often times changing the words to twist the meaning. Jayfeather could hear his yowling from hear.

"JINGLE BELLS,

TIGERSTAR SMELLS,

HAWKFROST LAID AN EGG,

THE CAT MOBILE LOST A WHEEL,

AND FIRESTAR GOT AWAY."

The problem wasn't about Lionblaze changing the words, it was about his singing. He was actually a good singer, as well as a good fighter, and a good everything else except brother. It was enough to make Jayfeather pull an Ivypool. Ivypool had gotten overwhelmed by good cheer and slammed her head into a rock knocking herself out. She was fine but it made Jayfeather even more suspicious of the whole 'Joy and hope!' regime. It could be dangerous!

I mean, who wants warriors knocking themselves out over 'Christmas?' Maybe he could call it off because it was too dangerous. Jayfeather had a feeling Firestar wouldn't go for it.

"Hey Jayfeather!" Called Lionblaze.

Don't come in don't come in don't come in don't come in don't come in don't come in don't come in don't come in.

"Jayfeather!" Lionblaze pranced into the medicine cat den.

He came in.

"What?" Growled Jayfeather.

"Come on!" Lionblaze urged. "Come join us all for some carols and eggnog!"

"Hmmm…" Jayfeather pretended to ponder this offer. "Stay inside my warm den or go out into the freezing cold, slurp eggnog, and yowl dumb carols out. Thanks but I think I'll pass."

"Oh come on," Lionblaze meowed. "Don't be such a grinch! In fact I found a perfect carol!" Lionblaze cleared his throat.

"Oh StarClan no!" Groaned Jayfeather. He knew what was coming next.

"YOU'RE A MEAN ONE!
JAYFEATHER!
YOU REALLY ARE A- uh - GRUMP!"

"ARGGGGHHH!" Jayfeather yowled and rammed his head into the nearest wall.

"Give me one good reason!" Tigerstar yowled. "ANY GOOD REASON, And I'll do it."

Vixen eye's widened. "Uh, uh, uh" He scrambled around for a reason why. "Good health care?"
"I'm dead, why would I need health care?" Tigerstar asked.

"Fair enough." Vixen brayed. "A reward?"
"What type of reward?" Asked Tigerstar, intrigued.

"Anything you want," Vixen said hurriedly. "We can make anything for you."

"Anything?"
Vixen didn't like the malicious gleam in Tigerstar's eyes. Obviously this cat had one bad plan in mind, but he was desperate. They needed Christmas to happen!
"Anything." He promised even though alarm bells were ringing everywhere that yeah, this cat is an evil psychopath.

*Eggnog and anti-christmas Jayfeather suggested by: Shira the Mage

Jayfeather demanded by: Stream that Flows Around Rock and every fan girl everywhere.

Hey guys! I am going to try and start updating this daily, but now that I've said, or well, typed it that might not happen. EVERYONE KNOCK ON WOOD!

SO I am going to fixing all my chapters!

QOTD: What's your favorite Christmas Carol?

Quote:

I SHALL HELP YOU! *stuff Tigerstar into a red suit*

Tigerstar: help!
SHUT IT YA POOP HEAD

-Queen Rebelle

Should I make Lionblaze's Chapter of Christmas Carols?