Back at the fight club, thejokersbrother prepares to test Belle, the princess from Beauty and the Beast. She brings, a shard of glass, and a club. These shall be tested on a gel torso.
The first will be the club.
Max: Ok, are you ready man?
thejokersbrother: Yeah, are you?
Geoff: Alright then. In 3...2...1...go!
thejokersbrother swings for the head, cutting the skull and drawing blood. He swings again, and this time the skull cracks, and blood splatters. thejokersbrother swings once more, and the skull gave way, brains splattering to the ground.
Armand: Holy sh**!
Geoff: And stop.
Max: Well, that was pretty impressive.
thejokersbrother: Yeah it was.
Geoff: Well, we really don't need a medical analysis to tell us that this definitely killed him.
Armand: We still have one more weapon to try.
And now, with this next weapon, the glass shard, thejokersbrother will test it in two different ways. First he must use the glass to blind an opponent, and then he must charge with another shard, showing the weapon as a close range tool.
Max: Alright, get ready. In 3...2...1...go!
thejokersbrother crushes the shard in his grasp, and throws it into the eyes of the test dummy. He then takes another shard and charged, checking the first dummy and knocking it down for good measure. He then leaped up and brought the shard down, straight through the skull. He then yanked it out and rammed it into the chest. He then began hacking and slashing, eventually opening up the dummy's gut.
Geoff: Holy Sh**! Ok, stop.
Armand: Once again, you did a fantastic job. The first dummy is down, and he is also blinded completely. And let's see, the second one is dead from you first blow, your repeated stabs, and you viscious finishing move.
thejokersbrother: Well, that's just how I roll.
And now, Fanfic Productions returns, bringing with him Minnie Mouse, the lover of Mickey Mouse, and Disney's main female cartoon character. Her arsenal consists of the shovel, and the rake.
He will test both weapons on pig carcasses.
Fanfic Productions: I'm ready, so let's do this.
Armand: Ok, in 3...2...1...go
Fanfic Productions starts with the rake, swinging it and lodging it into the carcass. After tearing it off, he swings again and again, tearing off the flesh from the pig, before doing one last swing, tearing off a chunk of skin.
Geoff: Alright stop.
Armand: Well...these slashes are definitely doing damage, and lodging the weapon in the opponent has caused them to bleed massively. All together, this is an EVENTUAL death.
Fanfic Productions: Well, we still have to see the shovel.
Max: Well it is up over there, let's go test it.
Geoff: Alright, are you ready?
Fanfic Productions: Ready
Geoff: Alright, in 3...2...1...go.
Fanfic Productions swings the shovel like a blade, slicing into the pig. he then brings it up and then back down, banging it against the skull, breaking it. He then luges, and stabs the pig.
Max: And stop!
Armand: Looking at this, you snapped the neck with the blunt force, severed the spine with the slice, and broke several ribs with the stab. So this is a death.
Up next, YoungSamurai18 brings in Kida, to see who will be the Deadliest Warrior!