And so Pooh and his friends crossed over into well a part of the hundred acre wood which Owl called THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM. WHO KNEW HOW MUCH WORSE.

"Look," cried out Pooh. He was staring at a rock with a guys ass on the front.

"GUTSMANS ASS the map read. "If you've made it this far," Rabbit continued, "You will die." All the sudden there was light growling coming from deep within the woods which made everybody turn around and it nearly caused Piglet to faint. He tried to stay calm while asking, "What was that?"

"Sounded to hungry for the heffalump," answered Tigger. There was more growling from the woods and they all then came close together out of fear. "Too plump for the jagular." he continued. "Too gay for Gay Luigi," he then thought curiously. "I say its a big old, bogey eyed, saber toothy, Tajomaru bomb." They all then waited for something to happen, but nothing did. This caused Tajomaru himself to wonder, "How did they figure it out?" "Skullasaurus,' said Tigger realizing that that may be what is making the noise.

"SKULLASAURUS,' Screamed everybody. At this the Tajomaru bomb exploded and it destroyed the woods.

"Which way do we run," asked a frightened Tigger.

"WHERE DO WE HIDE," exclaimed Piglet.

"I believe that uhh, uhh that way is a good way," answered Pooh who was studying the map. "This way could be better better," he then replied after reconsidering his response. But then he experienced a predicament because he had no idea where to go but he felt pressured to give advice. "Uhh that way is a good way, this way could be better, over here, there. UHH THAT WAY, THIS WAY COULD BE BETTER, OVER HERE, THERE. UHH THAT WAY, THIS WAY COULD BE BETTER, OVER HERE, THERE.

Everybody was running in circles and flashing lights appeared and it caused everybody to nearly go insane. Finally, Rabbit understood what was going on and he yelled, "SHUT THE F*** UP!" Everybody stopped and the sky went back to normal. "Were-getting-nowhere-fast-Pooh-ehh-That-just won't do. A leader met be someone leaderly, leaderly, leaderly, leaderly, leaderly, leaderly, someone like," he then thought for a second before answering, "Tajomaru." He then thought what Tajomaru would say, he would start laughing and say, "Tajomaru navigate you guys, NEVER." A guy like him lead Pooh and friends? He then thought again, before he replied, "ME." Just then there was a massive farting noise and Rabbit stared at the map, "Well," he said before looking again, "Well, there, there, there, there there, there, there, there, as you can see we can lose him if we cut across this lovely meadow."

They then walked into a very "Lovely" meadow filled with thorns, lethal plants and evil crows. "And a lovely meadow it is commented Rabbit who almost hit a large thorn. He then saw a plant and he said, "Why look, is that a golden daphidillas, RARE FOR THIS LOCATION." Chomp and the plant bit off Rabbits head and killed him...

PSYCHE

"What exactly is this location Rabbit," asked Pooh.

"Where else would we be," answered Rabbit nervously. He then heard a mysterious voice saying "DINNER, DINNER, DINNER, DINNER, DINNER, DINNER, DINNER." He then asked himself, "OWL HOWWWWW ARE WE." He then concluded that he was correct in going through this weird maze and he just had to justify it. "PRECISELY WHY I CHOSE IT, NOOOOOO, SKULLSAURUS WOULD DARE FOLLOW US IN HERE. HEHEHEHE."

A SKULLSAURUS can't. But Roy Batty can.

Suddenly Rabbits ears went berserk and they became petrified with fear and they pointed sideways. Finally Piglet lost it and he started running off on his own and Pooh tried going after him. "PIGLET COME BACK COME BACK." He yelled. "Then Roy Batty ran after Piglet and mimicked Poohs voice to try to trick Piglet, "PIGLET COME BACK."

Piglet just kept on running and he couldn't control his fear. Roy Batty continued chasing him laughing like a maniac. Piglet didn't know where he was going only that he had to get out. He finally escaped Roy Batty and he ended up safe for the moment. After his unsuccessful chase with Piglet, he yelled, "FUCK." before realizing that he could use his secret weapon, this new knowledge caused him to laugh evilly.

Piglet was starting to feel at peace when he saw a weird face that looked awfully like John Cleese making a face like a butterfly. It put Piglet in a trance and it made Piglet go running up to it. He then approached a bush full of butterfly's when the face appeared. It then disappeared when Piglet started sniffing the butterfly's and when one landed on his face the John Cleese face appeared again.

Just then Pooh appeared and he cried out, "MY MY I BELIEVE YOU HAVE MADE A FRIEND. PIGLET." The face then gave a gazed at Pooh and Poohs eyes bulged out and put Pooh in a trance.

Meanwhile Rabbit was reading the map and he read, "THESE ARE THE FACES OF EVIL. Uh hmm." Just then a giant face attacked Rabbit and nearly crushed him.

"MY FACES OF EVIL." Exclaimed Roy Batty. "FIGHT THEM."

A swarm of butterfly's swarmed around Piglet and they began pulling him up. Pooh and friends didn't understand what they had to do and they all thought that the butterfly's were nice unaware that they were forms of the faces of evil. Pooh was actually smiling when the butterfly's were lifting Piglet into the air. Pooh then realized that Piglet was calling for help and that he was going higher and higher into the air. Tigger and Pooh tried to call out to him but the butterflies disguised as the faces of evil had no intention of losing Piglet and were intent on taking him to Roy Batty. "PERHAPS YOU COULD ASK YOUR FRIENDS TO BRING YOU BACK." Yelled Pooh.

Finally the faces of evil came back and they appeared. It became clear to Pooh and friends that Piglet was being kidnapped.

Eventually Pooh rescued Piglet from the faces of evil. I MAY ADD MY OWN VERSION OF HOW POOH RESCUES PIGLET IF YOU WANT TO READ IT LET ME KNOW,

DURING THAT TIME RABBIT WWENT TO A BAR WHERE HE HAD ONE DRINK TOO MANY.

"Uhhhh, THIS WAY." Rabbit said still feeling the effects of the alcohol. Tigger and the others followed but Pooh wanted to make sure Piglet was okay.

"Are you all right Piglet." Asked Pooh who was very concerned.

"No," replied Piglet. "Uhh, but saving me was uhh, very brave of you." A face of evil landed behind Piglet and nearly put Pooh in another trance. But Pooh snapped out of it and he took the face of evil which turned into a butterfly off Piglet and placed it on a flower.

"But your brave, braver than," began Pooh but he couldn't think of something Piglet was braver than. Piglet got a little exacted and wanted to know what he was braver than but Pooh replied, "IF ONLYY I COUUULLD REEEEMMMMMEEEMMBBBBEEEEERRRRRRRRR." The face of evil watched Pooh and Piglet as they disappeared.

Realizing this plan failed utterly Roy Batty yelled, "FUCK, IM GONNA HAVE TO KILL POOH AND HIS FRIENDS."

OH NO!

End of Part 2