This-way-and-that-way-the-map-took-them-to-all-the-places-where-Christopher-Robin-wasn't,-but-to-none-of-the-places- he-was. And still Rabbit refused to realize the map was a fuck-ing piece of shit.

Tigger and Rabbit were going to the edge of a cliff and Rabbit began to reveal his master plan while Tigger mimicked his every move. 'So-we'll-first-move-east-by-south-then-south-by-east. Of-course-minus-the-variation-plus-thhe-wind-drift-we-clearly-go,uhhhhhh, this west west west west west west west west west way. During this time the map kept closing on Tiggers nose. Rabbit noticed and the pulled the map off Tiggers face only to kept smashing it back into his face to teach him to control his impulses.

Pooh was staring at the mountains when he asked, "I wonder if those rather forbidden looking mountains might be the forbidden mountains. Where Christopher Robin is."

"No," replied Rabbit coldly. "The way to there is over here." Rabbit smirked.

Pooh felt awfully confused by Rabbits stupidity. "But Rabbit," began Pooh. "Isn't that them, over there." Rabbit couldn't accept he was wrong and his arrogance caused him to believe Pooh was the stupid one.

"Now which are you going to believe, this "Official" map, or your own eyes."

"God, I know what your thinking, Rabbit's a friggen idiot," said Tajomaru who was watching in the background. "And I am starting a Rebellion against him."

"Really said Zelda who was listening while taking out a knife.

"Oh boy I can't wait to go and kill Rabbit." Said Link who was all excited.

"Be off," said the King who allowed Link to join, but Zelda had to stay behind.

Oh yeah. Rabbit's a bit hyper.

Lights started flashing quite suddenly and Rabbit was dancing around like a lunatic seemingly worshiping the map. He had no idea that Roy Batty was trying to get Rabbit to kill himself in his insanity. He tried to get everybody to worship the map the way he did, but nobody was gonna be as stupid as Rabbit. During his dance, he accidentally got the map caught in a tree and it tore in two wnding the light flashing. When Rabbit noticed he sceamed in terror. "AHHHH, OH NO! THE MAP, GET THE MAP! WITH ONLY HALF A MAP WERE LESS THAN NOWHERE."

"After that map," yelled Tigger and he tried to launch himself after the map but his tail got stuck in a rock and he couldn't get free until after a few moments of puling. The struggle hurt his tail but Tigger didn't notice as he chased the map to a log. HE then bounced up and down over the log for some time. "I got it, don't have it," he called out. "I got it, don't have it, I got it, don't have it, I got it, don't have it." "I have it, I don't have it now, I have it, I don't have it now. I have it, I don't have it now, I have it, I don't have it now. Now, now, now, now, now, now." He continued bouncing unaware that it was a huge drop to the bottom of the massive gorge he was bouncing over. "Ill get it, No i don't, I have it." Tigger continued while bouncing over log. When he landed this time the log cracked slightly. "Hmmm," he thought. "I wonder whats causing this tail to fail. I wonder whats causing this tail to fail. I wonder whats causing this fail to tail." He then realized his mistake and he concluded that, "It's been one of those days."

Meanwhile Roy Batty gave a wolf howl in the background and it caused the log to crack again and Tigger looked down. "SHIT," he yelled. The log then broke in two and Tigger began to fall but his tail was hitting the falling log so he was bale to keep himself up for a while before falling completely. "CHHHHHRRRIIIIISSSSSTTTTOOOOPPPPHHHHHEEEEEERRRRRR RRRRRROOOOOOOOOOBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNN."

The log then got jammed in the rocks and Tigger landed on it. But Tigger's bouncy body caused him to bounce up and down while trying to catch the log. For once Tigger wished that he wasn't a Tigger. Finally after 7 terrifying seconds Tigger stabilized and he was able to hold onto the log.

Pooh was staring at Tigger below and he wanted to talk to Tigger so he called his name over and over so he could get Tigger's attention. He then said, "You could fall."

"Yeah,-well-you-know-what-they-say-what-doesn't-bounce-up-has-uh-gottta-fall-down." he then accidentally laughed like Roy Batty and that almost caused the tree trunk to collapse.

"There's-no-time-for-this-we-have-too-many-delays-so-you-just-bounce-out-of-there-this-moment," said Rabbit who wanted to turn the attention to finding the map.

Tigger laughed, but then said, "No way."

"Bounce out of there this moment," called Rabbit.

"No way," Tigger replied.

"Bounce," said Rabbit.

'No," replied Tigger.

"Bounce."

'No."

"Bounce."

'No."

"Bounce."

'NOOOOO."

"There's no time for this we've had too many delays," yelled Rabbit who was starting to get angry, "So you just bounce, out of-"

"NO WAY."

"BOUNCE," Rabbit ordered, but he lost control of his anger and he started screaming at Tigger, "YOU MISERABLE PIECE OF DICK BRAINED HORSESHIT, SLIME SUCKING SON OF A WHORE, BITCH!"

That did it, Tigger started crying ad he had to explain why he wouldn't bounce. "Okay, Okay, you got me. The truth is." H whimpered, "It's been one of those days." He then felt ashamed and he wished he was a good bouncer.

"Oh, well don't worry Tigger," said Pooh, "Christopher Robin said, I just have to remember, your. Uhhhhhh. Taller than the Egyptian." Tigger felt confused and wondered why Poo would say something like that, "Slower than Bowser. Do you feel any bouncier now." He finished.

"Nope," replied Tigger gloomily.

"Bounce up this far," Pooh encouraged, but he fell and Piglet caught his foot at the last second. "How about now?" Pooh asked.

'NO NO NO NO," replied Tigger, "NO NO NO NO, NO NO NO NO, NO NO NO NO."

Piglet then fell with Pooh and Rabbit dove down to save him. Eyeore meanwhile was watching the map fly overhead and he reached out to grab it because he thought it was food but Rabbit pulled him down too. Eyeore chomped on the root and he held on with all his strength. 'Tigger was crying but Pooh was lowered enough where he could tap his head. Tigger looked up and said, "Okay." Just as Tigger grabbed Pooh the log fell to the ground. Eyeore was grunting from holding onto the root with his teeth. He then let go of the branch to say, "IIIIII SSSSAAAAAIIIIIDDDDD OOOOUUUUUUCCCCHHH." By the time he realized his mistake, it was too late and they all fell down the huge gorge, while Roy Batty was laughing in the background. "Go to hell," he commanded as they crashed into the depths of the abyss. It seemed that nobody had survived and there was no signs of life other than a few plants. "Yes," Roy Batty said. He looked again to make sure nobody was alive. "YES," he said happily, "YES." He then thought "Victory at last."

Suddenly Pigelt emerged and he rubbed the mud out of his eyes. "WHAT THE FUCK." yelled Roy Batty, "Piglet survived."

Suddenly Pooh emerged too, and he reassured Piglet who thought he was a monster. "Now don't worry Piglet."

"Shit," said Roy Batty who was watching overhead. "Pooh survived too."

"It's only me,"Pooh continued. "Ohh, said piglet who felt much better after seeing it was his friend. Three more shapes however came out of the mud and Pooh had to explain, "Now don't worry Piglet, it's only Tigger, and Rabbit, and Eyeore."

"Roy Batty then frowned angrily, "Dammit," he thought, "None of them are dead."

"The map," yelled Rabbit, "We have it, haha, we can go now."

"My plan did absolutely nothing what so ever." Roy Batty screamed. He then lost it and he went crazy before deciding to launch an immediate second attack. He then boomed over the skY, "HAVE A FREE SAMPLE OF MY SUPER FREEZE BREAD." A flying object zoomed overhead, and Pooh yelled, "RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY." Just then Tajomaru's rebellion arrived only to be crushed by the Super Freeze Bread, as Pooh and friends ran off in the distance. Just then a giant thought it was a good time to start humping the air in all the chaos.