Bardock and King Vegeta were all moping in the kitchen, depressed by the youth of today.
"Y'know, where I come from we punish kids that don't do what they're told." Bardock said.
"Punish?" Goten gasped.
"That's right." Bardock snorted. "It doesn't look like you know the meaning of the word."
"Hey! I'm a super saiyan!" Goten protested.
"Yeah, right!" Bardock growled. "Prove it."
"Uh… okay." Goten shrugged. He turned super saiyan, causing Bardock to go wide-eyed.
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Meanwhile, the other party guests were in the living room when Bardock came running in with the super saiyan Goten.
"Hahahaha!" He exclaimed triumphantly. "Look! Just try to kill us now, Frieza! My grandson is the legendary super saiyan!"
"… Bardock, what are you rambling on about?" Frieza frowned.
"Does nobody tell you anything?" Cell sniggered.
"Huh?" Bardock blinked.
"Uh, Dad?"
Bardock looked up to see Goku standing there, alongside Vegeta and Trunks. They were all in their super saiyan form.
"We're all super saiyans." Goku said.
"Yeah, what's the big deal?" Trunks shrugged. Bardock went quiet, dumbstruck and offended by how casually they were treating it.
"I know." Vegeta and King Vegeta sighed.
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A short while later, Frieza, Bardock and King Vegeta were sitting in the kitchen, drowning their sorrows.
"Geez… What is wrong with the world today?" Bardock groaned.
"Tell me about it." King Vegeta sighed.
"Mm-hm." Frieza nodded.
"Y'know, when I was a kid the legendary super saiyan was just a dream. Now you're a freak if you can't make that transformation." Bardock growled. "The power levels of kids today are scary."
"Oh, without a doubt, in every manner." King Vegeta nodded in agreement. "Even their attitudes towards royalty is horrifying. When I was a boy I would have given anything to be a king – being any sort of royalty at all is an honour!"
"Of course it is, Sire." Bardock agreed.
"But that boy, the only advantage he sees to being a royal saiyan is that he might get some cash out of it!" King Vegeta protested.
"It's disgusting." Frieza growled. "Kids today."
"Mm-hm." King Vegeta and Bardock nodded in agreement.