And so Pooh and friends continued only to be blocked by a deep fog, what ridiculous shit could possibly go on, let's find out.

Rabbit emerges first and he is trying to read the broken map but he does doesn't seem to have any idea where he is. The others appeared behind and Pooh asked, "Won't you know which way that sucking, licking uncle pa, Christopher Robin is?"

Rabbit thought carefully, before replying "Uh, umm, well, I think, ahh-" but then it occurred to him that he was lost and he tried to conceal it but he feared that he was already looking like a moron. "There's this way of course," he said encouragingly. However he was stopped by a mysterious character who yelled, "IMMA FIRIN MY LAZER." A giant beam attacked Rabbit and it convinced him to look in a different direction. "But, that's the right way," he said confused before saying, "We obviously want to go this way," he said with beefing confidence. Only this time he ran into another figure who called, "GARBAGE DAY."

"Huh," asked Rabbit until the figure pulled out a gun, "NO," he cried. He escaped just in time before getting killed, "Sorry." He was now getting upset, "Oh well, we can't rule out this way." He then ran off in this new direction... Only to run into, The Joker.

"Why so serious son, let's put a smile on that face," he asked. The joker burst out laughing and he scared Rabbit enough to have him run back to the others like a coward. Trying to be optimistic, "Theres this way of course. We obviously want to go this way. Although we cant rule out this way." He realized that he was not helping so he thought about what he should do but he was getting nervous and finally he started panicking, "This way, this way, this way. This way, this way, this way. This way, this way, this way. This way, this way, th-"

Wolverine who was watching in the background, screamed out in rage before finally exploding. Rabbit trying to hold himself together smiled at the others. A halo popped other his head. He then realized that the others were frowning angrily.

One month later.

Rabbit concluded that he was in deep trouble, "Now if Christopher Robin was here what would he say, well, he'd say." Rabbit then thought about it before realizing in horror that Christopher would yell, "This is Sparta." Before kicking him into a giant pit. He ended up saying those words dramatically to everybody, "AND ITS RABBITS FAULT." He added. Trying to justify his errors he screamed "THIS SHIT, ISNT EVEN ON THE MAP, THE MAP, THE MAP, THE MAP, THE MAP, THE MAP."

"The Map," Tigger said as if to say, "We get it."

"Ahha," Rabbit wailed, "That Rabbit is just gay enough to not know where to go, or hmf hmf what to do. Uhhaa."

Suddenly everybody looked at Rabbit with pity. Even he didn't deserve this. He was trying his best to help. Finally Pooh broke the silence by trying to be nice to rabbit. "Oh, Christopher Robin said, at a time like this, all I need to do is remember."

"Remember what," asked Rabbit.

Pooh then responded by saying what he heard on T.V. once because he thought it was a good comment, "Shove it up your ugly ass."

"Shove what," asked Rabbit. He stupidly thought that Pooh was being nice.

Pooh stopped for a moment to take in how idiotic Rabbit was before replying, "Shove, the map, up your ugly ass." Rabbit then understood the comment and he frowned unhappily. "Does that help," asked Pooh.

A vaguely familiar Japanese guy who was hiding said, "It would help me."

"No," Rabbit answered gloomily, "I don't know where we are and where we aren't. And I haven't known for OVER 9000 hours. I failed us all."

"I believe, I have as well." Said Pooh sympathetically.

Rabbit then gave what was to Pooh a strange comment.

"No you didn't."

"Yes I did," said Pooh unprepared.

"When." Asked Rabbit.

"Just now."

"No you didn't."

"Yes I did."

"You didn't."

"Yes I did."

"No, you didn't."

"I'm telling you I-"

"No."

"Yeah."

"No."

"Yeah."

"No."

"Yeah."

"No."

"Yeah."

Tigger changing the subject said, "Without Christopher Robin we don't have a f****** chance at finding Christopher Robin." Everybody gathered together all sad, before Pooh saw a cave in the distance."

"Perhaps we can rest in there, until this shit is mostly shitless."

"End of the road," Eyeore exclaimed gloomily, "Nothing to do. And no hope of things getting better. Sounds like Saturday night at my house." They all disappeared in the fog and everything faded out.

To be continued...IMMEDIATELY.

The cave was dark and all tried sleeping, some being able to sleep much better than others. Rabbit was having a hard time not being used to sleeping like this. He used the map as a blanket and after seconds of being in uncomfortable positions finally fell asleep. Only to be awaken by, "MAMA LUIGI!"

"AHHHHH," cried Rabbit. He looked around to see some very frightening images. They then faded and he woke up very tired.

"Came to negotiate have it you slimy git." a voice called.

"Pooh Bear," asked a very nervous Rabbit.

"Look what I got," said Pooh who was standing outside. In his sleep talk he started singing, "I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it.I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it. I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it." It became clear to Rabbit, a crazy spartan and a magician that Pooh was going insane. The bear really believed that his honey pot, was a jar of dirt. "I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it. I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it."

Finally Roy Batty who had heard his share of Poohs insanity song called out, "ENOUGH!"

Rabbit out the map on Pooh and this insanity episode finally ended.

A few hours later, Piglet woke up and decided to go for a walk. He ended up getting scared after feeling he as being watched, he turned around and saw something very very frightening. He started screaming and going nuts. This woke everybody up and they tried to see what was wrong. "Try to be specific." Asked Rabbit.

"Ski sku, skul-"

Pooh in all the chaos decided that he could sing his new song, "I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it. I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it."

Pooh caught off gained got accidentally kissed by Piglet.

"A boy then called out, "WOW. PIGLET KISSING POOH BEAR."

"Shit," Piglet called while pointing up. Everybody noticed and they gasped in horror, including a group of sailors, Link, and the crazy spartan. They all screamed in utter terror at the sight they saw. The SKULL of a cute dinosaur.

"Christopher Robin is in the eye of Yoshi," exclaimed Tigger confused. "How THE FUCK the are we going to get way up there."

"By going," answered Pooh, "In there."

He then pointed to a dark cave that played very cheerful music.

"But it's dark," said Tigger.

"And frightful," added Piglet.

"And we have no idea what we'll find." Exclaimed Rabbit.

Suddenly they heard growling and Eyeore said, "But we know what's gonna find us."

"BOWSER!" Yelled Tigger.

"NO!" answered Eyeore.

"GANNON AND HIS MINIONS" exclaimed Piglet.

"NO!"

"TAJOMARU." Yelled Rabbit

"NO!"

"FUNDAL GAN," said Pooh triumphantly.

"NO!" Said Eyeore with irritation. "Maybe they don't know where to go." He thought.

One Month Later.

"The EGYPTIAN," asked Pooh."

"NO!"

"DINNER," asked Rabbit.

"NO!"

"GUTSMANS ASS." Asked Tigger.

"NO!"

"LOTTSA SPAGETTI." Yelled Piglet.

"NO!" Said Eyeore with growing unhappiness. He decided that he would not enter the cave until they all knew what was chasing them.

One month later.

Everybody was getting upset."OCTORON," yelled Piglet.

"NO!"

"THE DODONGOS." Yelled Tigger.

"NO." Said Eyeore with increasing anger.

"ROY BATTY," asked Pooh.

Eyeore was about to ah his signature answer but he stopped to think about this. Roy Batty was indeed chasing them but he wouldn't stop until he knew that the others knew what was chasing them.

"NO!"

At this a crowd burst out laughing.

"Clint Eastwood." Asked Rabbit?

"NO!"

"Arnold Schwarzenegger," exclaimed Tigger.

"NO!"

"Link," asked Pooh.

"NO!" Said a very pissed off Eyeore. "We'll be stuck here forever." He thought.

"THE SKULLASAURUS." Yelled Piglet.

"YES!" Answered Eyeore. "Finally," he thought relieved.

They all ran into the cave. What would happen. Let's see.