I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T POST! OMG FORGIVE MY SOUL!
HERE
TAKE THIS
I AM SO SORRY

Tigerstar rummaged through all the boxes in the attic. He was really regretting not labeling them now. Well, they did have labels, but they were all labeled 'Crap', 'More Crap', and 'Stuff.' Now he had to manually search through each box and take out all the items that were useless. He plunged his paw to one and pulled out a small gray fuzzy thing. He squinted at it, turning it over and over again trying to figure out what it was. It was so matted and worn that he couldn't tell which side was the front or the back or what. Finally he deduced it was a stuffed animal. (A stuffed Cinderheart to be exact)

He closed that box and moved to the next one. As he bumped it to it the box made a jingly noise. Being the paranoid old cat that he was Tigerstar leapt backwards into a lamp which in turn toppled a bunch of boxes. He swore loudly. Now he was going to have to sort through all those contents and shove them back into boxes THEN resort it into what was useable, but first he approached the perpetrator, reluctantly of course.

He opened the box to find something red, white, and glittery. Though he had a suspicion its contents would pull out old memories he pulled out the fabric. It was large, red, and white, and it came with a large beard. It was only too late that Tigerstar realized what it was: The old Santa Suit. Tigerstar once again leapt backwards into that lamp and cowered behind a box. When poked his head out from behind it he was wearing the lampshade like a hat. He slowly approached the box and poked it with one paw. It jingled softly, but nothing else happened. He breathed a sigh of relief. At least this time he'd never have to see-

"HOW DO YOU DO TIGERSTAR?!" Something brayed. Tigerstar once leapt backwards into a box full of those styrofoam beads. Of course they stuck to his fur from all the static.

"Y-y-ou!" Spluttered Tigerstar trying to climb out of the box.

"Yes me!" Vixen brayed affectionately and pranced over to the box.

"HOW DID YOU GET HERE?" Yowled Tigerstar.

"You do remember my parting gift to you?" Vixen asked. His hoofs were bejeweled with green and red glitter. "The bell that if it rings will summon me to your side so we can have more adventures together!" Vixen seemed to be overjoyed at the prospect of fun and merriment. Tigertstar looked like the only fun he was going to have was if he drowned himself.

"How about no." Tigerstar growled eyeing the large pile of crap. He was trying decide which item would be most useful in a suicide attempt.

"Can you at least share the final details of the story with all the readers you disappointed?" Vixen asked. He made big dough reindeer eyes. "I won't leave until you say it."

Tigerstar sighed. "Fine! Give me a moment."

HA HA I WAS HERE THE WHOLE TIME

NOT REALLY

I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED WRITING THE NEXT CHAPTER
I FEEL SO BAD TOO

D:

Keep it Interesting!

-InterestingIndeed

PS: Review how much you want to choke me with Tigerstar's new lampshade hat!

LAMPSHADE HATS ARE THE NEWEST FASHION! WE SHALL RIDE TO VICTORY WEARING THE GLORIOUS LAMPSHADE!