When You're Hungry

"I'm getting hungry"

"I am hungry"

"I'm starving"

"Where's Kurt with the food?" Rachel asked. "He should have been here by now."

"Well maybe he would be, if you didn't make him go across town to get your vegetable crap," Santana snapped.

"Okay first, it's vegan," Rachel corrected. "And secondly, it's not crap. Vegan pizza tastes delicious."

"Delicious for Hobbits and Dwarfs"

"Santana, you do know your own girlfriend is the same height as me, if not shorter. So you're basically calling her a Hobbit and a Dwarf too," Rachel countered

"Uh no, Dani's shortness is cute. Yours is just unappealing."

"Oh for God's sake.."Rachel muttered. "Dani, are you just going to sit there and let her insult me?"

"Huh, what?" Dani was sitting on the couch next to Santana at the hummelpezberry apartment, not really paying attention to the other two. She was used to Santana and Rachel's bickering by now, and she usually just tuned them out. They had all come over after work and Kurt had decided to go get something to eat. That had been 45 minutes ago though, and the girls were getting grumpy.

"Never mind,"Rachel grumbled. There was no point in continuing this argument.

"But seriously, when's Kurt getting back. I'm so hungry, I can eat a horse." Dani complained. Santana got a devious look on her face.

"Well if you're really hungry babe, I got something you can ea-"

"Don't finish that sentence!" Rachel shouted from the armchair. You could see the blush coming forming on Rachel and Dani's cheeks. Santana just laughed.

"I'm kidding Rachel, I was going to offer her this chocolate rose this guy gave me at work earlier."

Dani shot her head up at this.

"Some sleaze gave you a chocolate rose and you took it from him?" She scowled. "Did you not tell him you were in a relationship? Or gay for that matter?"

"Chillax Babe. When he asked me out, I told him I was dating the most beautiful, absolute gorgeous, awesomest girl in all of New York. He said sorry for bothering me, gave me the rose, and left. That put smile on all three girl's faces.

"Aww San, did you really say all that?" Dani said, absolutely giddy.

"Well I may have said you were the most awesomest girl in the world instead of New York. But I didn't want to give you a big head," she said with a coy smile.

"Oh my gosh San, come here." And then they proceeded to make out, groping and moaning the whole time. Rachel sat in her seat, completely appalled.

"Guys...Guys...GUYS!" Rachel yelled. Dani and Santana both jumped apart.

"Sorry Rachel"

"Sorry Berry"

"Honestly, you two are the worst," Rachel says.

"You're just jealous Berry," Santana says as she pulls out the chocolate rose from her purse and hands it to Dani. Rachel stuck her tongue out at her. The three of them sat there in content silence for about 5 minutes.

"Guys?" Dani asked

"Yeah?"

"Yes?"

"I'm getting hungry"

"I am hungry," Rachel said.

"I'm starving," Santana said.

"Where the hell is Kurt!"