A Rant a Day Keeps the Daydreams Away

by KHgirl2013

An average young person with an average start on life. He's average height, average appearing, average in pretty much everything. He is dull, boring, and entirely unassuming. Some would say- Okay, okay, okay. Do you have any idea how hard it is to make yourself sound normal? Here's the real me. Matt, just your friendly jabberman with an affinity for daydreams and rambling in class.

6. Oh, the Promised Rules

I said I was going to do this a while ago but ended up not. Whoops. Here are the rules that Matt must follow. Written by Matt and for Matt.

1. I must never attempt to sound smarter than I am. As that ends up making me sound not only stupid, but also extremely egoistical.

2. I must never discuss sexuality. I am far too passionate on that subject and it will invariably involve Near and Mello.

3. I must remind myself – at least three times a day – that the world does not revolve around me. (L said it was a good idea for Mello and whatever L says, Mello makes us all do. Ugh.)

4. I must not come up with my own topics. Alternatively, I must not allow myself too many creative liberties.

5. I must not draw polka dots on our new guns. They are not clown toys.

6. Video games must be restricted to less than ten hours of the day.

7. I am not allowed to bring a computer to class – even if the ones provided are crappy and very, very, very slow.

8. Unless I am given express permission, I must not sneak out at night.

9. There must be at least one complete sentence to answer all school questions. One-word answers, while impressive, are not to be tolerated.

10. I must always listen to L. L is love. L is li – Okay, no. I'm not going to go that far. L is law. Let's just keep it at that.

Aaaaaand that's all I have for today. I might do another set of rules later, but that's all for now…

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…Just wait, I'll break them all in a month.