Sorry I haven't uploaded in a couple days, I've been busy with school. I got asked to do something wanky and to have Dani be embarrassed, and this is what I came up with. I legit wrote this in 30 minutes so excuse any mistakes. This chapter's nice and short and I hope you like it. Disclaimer : I don't own glee.

"I don't want to do this anymore. This place is gross."

"Too late, you already agreed."

"But that was before we got here" Dani argued. She had reluctantly agreed on experimenting in the bedroom, much to Santana's pleasure. It wasn't that their sex life was dull-it was far from it, but Santana had been feeling spontaneous lately and wanted to try new things. At the time, Dani had been hesitant, but now that she and Santana were standing in the back of a Spencer's, she was downright terrified.

"Wow babe, you're acting like you've never been in a sex shop before," Santana teased. Unlike her girlfriend, she was completely fine with looking through all the lingerie, lotions, and sex toys.

"That's because I haven't" she said while picking up a bottle that said "Liquid Virgin" on it. "Why would anyone buy this?" she thought. She put the bottle down in disgust.

"Well there's a first time for everything." Santana said. "What do you think about this?" she was holding up a scanty police woman uniform. Dani's jaw almost hit the floor."Oh God damn," she thought, already imagining her girlfriend wearing the outfit. She'd be lying if she said it wasn't a huge turn on.

"You should get it!" she said so eagerly that she had to correct herself. "You know, if you want . It's not like I care." She was trying, and failing, to act nonchalant.

Santana smirked at Dani's reaction and the redness in her cheeks. "Alright, I think I will" She tucked the uniform under her arm and continued through the store. She nearly missed the little fist pump Dani did when she thought she wasn't looking.

They continued shopping around, Santana picking up this and that, while Dani dragged her feet behind her. She knew she promised to be open to experimenting, but she just wasn't into all this stuff. It didn't help her situation when she saw Santana pick up some handcuffs."What the hell is she going to do to me? she thought. She was both turned on and freaked out. Santana spoke up before she could ask.

"You know what we need?"

"To leave?" Dani asked in all honesty.

"Noo. We need a strap-on" she said excitedly. Dani nearly chocked on her own spit.

"Nu-uh. No way. We are not getting a strap-on" she said.

Santana quirked an eyebrow "Why not?" She walked over to the back wall where a bunch of "toys" were hung up.

Dani followed her. "Because I don't want to have sex with a man's junk. I'm gay for a reason you know."

"Not all of them look real Dan, trust me." Now it was Dani's turn to raise an eyebrow.

"You used one before?" She knew Santana was an expert in this department, but she never went into details.

"Of course. A lot of lesbians do. It's not a big deal" she shrugged and continued looking around.

Dani wasn't convinced. "But isn't it weird?" she asked with a scrunched up face.

Santana shook her head. "No. I mean, it's just like being with a man. Except it's better because girls know what they're doing and they have boobs."

Dani was quiet for a moment. "I've never been with a guy though." She knew from the beginning that she liked girls and only ever kissed boys for fun. She never slept with one.

"Consider yourself lucky" Santana giggled. Then she turned toward Dani and grabbed her hand. "But in all seriousness, strap-ons are super fun and you'd like it if you give it a chance. But if you're not comfortable with it, we don't have to get one."

Dani thought about it. She did trust Santana's judgment, and it's not like they had to use it right away. Plus she promised to give these things a chance. She sighed "Fine, we can get one. But it can't look like a real dick. That'll be too weird for me."

Santana chuckled and gave Dani a kiss on the cheek. "You won't regret this, I promise."

They went home after that, much to Dani's relief.

"What are you guys doing here?" Santana yelled when they entered the apartment. She and Dani had come home to find Rachel, Kurt, and Butler in their apartment. They were all sitting on the floor around the coffee table playing monopoly.

"It's game night. You guys were late so we used the emergency key" Rachel said, rolling the dice on the board. She eyed the bag in their hands. "Oooh, whatcha guys buy?"

Santana, being open about their sex life, was about to answer when Dani cut her off. She wasn't a prude or anything, but she wasn't ready for her friends to know about their purchases yet.

"Just clothes." she said, taking the bag and placing it next to the arm chair where Santana had sat down.

Dani opted to sit on the floor with her friends and play around with Charlie and Lily who were happy that they were home.

Just when they were about to start a new game of monopoly, Kurt noticed something weird. "What's in Lily's mouth?" he asked. Everyone looked to the side of the armchair where Charlie was digging through the bag and Lily was chewing on what looked like a long purple hook. Dani's face flushed red with embarrassment.

"Oh my god! Is that what I think it is?" Rachel exclaimed. It indeed was the "strapless" strap-on they had gotten from Spencer's.

"Bad girl. That's a bad Lily. Drop it right now." Dani cried while grabbing the toy and hiding it behind her back. It was pointless though, her friends had seen it already. Everyone was quiet for a moment.

"Um...you guys want us to leave so you can test that bad boy out?" Kurt teased. Santana wasn't sure that Dani's face could get anymore red. She looked mortified.

"I..we just..it's not like...San was the one who...ugh!" Dani tried to explain, but she was too flustered. Frustrated, she raced out of the living room and into the bedroom. Everyone stared after her with amused looks on their face.

"Aren't you going to go after her?" Rachel asked, trying to keep from laughing.

"Nah, she's just embarrassed. She'll be fine after the shock wears off."

"That was so hot" Butler said. That earned him a hard kick in the head from Santana. "Oww."

"Stop looking at my girl." she snapped. She didn't even want him there at game night , but Dani insisted he join them.

Just then Dani came back out and went to the kitchen, ignoring the looks from her friends and girlfriend. She kept her head ducked as she poured a glass of wine. Then she walked back to the bedroom without a word.

"Soo..."Santana said. "Who wants to see the slutty cop outfit I bought?"

So that's it. Hope you all enjoyed. Review and let me know what to write about next ^_^