Holy crap, I apologize in advance for the mess of a chapter you are about to read lol

Disclaimer: I do not/will not own Fairy Tail, no matter how much I wish I could :(

Previously...

After a round of pictures, Juvia finally let them leave. As they made their way to the restaurant, chatting excitedly, they were unaware of the figures looming from the alley, watching them...

"Oi, hurry up! They're leaving!" Natsu shouted.

"Would you keep your damn mouth shut?! You're gonna give away our position!" Gray whispered heatedly back. "Umi, sweetheart, you gotta keep it down too. We're on a top secret mission, okay?" Gray said quietly, kneeling down to singing little girl.

"Otay, daddy. Are we's pwaying spies?" Umi whispered excitedly.

"Exactly. So that's why we have to be real quiet okay?" Gray said, holding a finger up to his mouth in a slient gesture.

"Otay, daddy. I's be a good spy." she whispered dramaticaly.

"Good girl." Gray said, smiling at his little princess.

"Tch. I don't understand why I'm here." said another voice.

Gray turned around to face his 12-year-old son, Silver Fullbuster. As much as he hated to admit it, the boy had his personality. He wondered how Juvia put up with him when they were younger because he can barely go one day without wanting to pull his hair out from the trouble this kid gets into on a daily basis.

"You're here because your mother wants me to keep an eye on you after that little stunt you pulled at the guild." Gray said, crossing his arms over his chest.

"That wasn't my fault! It was that stuck up Redfox that started it all. Wasn't my fault she tripped and fell in a bucket of water." Silver huffed, looking away and crossing his arms.

"Oh? So who was it that froze the ground that she tripped on? And how is it that the bucket of ICE water was planted in the exact spot that Amy had landed at?" Gray asked, raising an eyebrow at his obviously guilty son.

"How the hell should I know? I told you I didn't do it." he said, giving Gray a defiant stare.

Gray rolled his eyes in frustration, "Look. Just stay quiet and I'll lower your punishment to 1 week instead of 2. Do we got a deal?"

"Hmph. Fine." Silver agreed, before grabbing his phone out of his pocket to do who-knows-what making Gray sighed in relief. And he thought sons would be easy to raise...boy, was he wrong.

"Luna, stay still for daddy will you?" Natsu said to his almost 2-year-old daughter.

"Cweam! Cweam!" she squealed, gesturing towards the ice cream cart stationed a few feet away.

"We can't get ice cream right now. We're on a mission to save your brother from that Fullbuster." Natsu said to the girl, ignoring the glare Gray sent his way.

"Cweam! Cweam!" she began whining, louder and louder.

"Shh! Here, eat this instead." he said, grabbing a lollipop out of the diaper bag he had brought along. Thankfully, it kept the girl quiet for the time being.

"Papa, why are we following onii-chan on his date with Yuki-chan?" 5-year-old Isla Fullbuster asked.

"Because we need to make sure that...just because! We have to rescue Igneel from a life-time of suffering from a Fullbuster." Natsu said.

"You bastard! Yuki is the one who needs saving!" Gray said angrily before turnng around towards the moving couple, "Come on, they're moving!" Gray said and they all made their way forward, following the couple to their destination.

How did this happen, you ask? Well, it's a long story. But here is the gist of it...

"Care to tell me why your son is taking out my daughter, flame brain!?" Gray shouted, once the girls left the Guild.

"Care to tell ME why your daughter is going out with my son, ice princess!?" Natsu shouted back.

"What the hell? He's the one who asked her first!"

"So what!? What's your point!? Besides, it's not my son's fault that girls can't say no to him." Natsu said proudly, crossing his arms against his chest.

"Yeah? Well, your son is the one who fell for my daughter too. It's just too bad she had to say yes to your son, out of everybody else." Gray said, glaring at the Dragon Slayer.

"You sayin' he's not good enough!?"

"Nobody, not even your son, is ever gonna be good enough for my princess! And it doesn't help any knowing that he's related to you!"

"You bastard!" Natsu growled before pouncing on Gray, knocking him down.

"Break it up, idiots." They were seperated by Laxus as he grabbed the back of their shirts and were lifted apart.

"I can't believe this is happening!" Gray said, pacing once he was set down. "My daughter couldn't have fallen for the son of an idiot who eats flames and brawls for fun!"

"Hey! Your daughter fell for him too! You should feel happy that she at least has good taste in men." Natsu said, nodding along to what he was saying.

Gray scoffed and crossed his arms over his chest, "Maybe she just said yes because she didn't want to hurt his feelings."

"You motherfu-!"

"Natsu! What did I tell you about saying those words!?"

Ugh. Lucy had to choose now to walk in? Natsu thought bitterly. "Sorry Luce. It won't happen again." Natsu said grudgingly, not wanting to get into trouble with his wife.

"Good. Now, you guys need to break up this stupid fight and realize that Yuki and Igneel actually care for each other equally. They've liked each other for a few years now, and I can't believe I'm really surprised that you guys didn't know. Of course they wouldn't know..." Lucy said, muttering the last bit to herself.

"What? Since when?!" Gray said.

"How come nobody told me this?!" Natsu asked.

"Everybody has known, except you guys. No surprise there. Anyway, it's your faults for not paying attention to your own kids very well. I don't have time to explain it because I promised this one that I would take her to the park." Lucy said, gesturing down to her 5 year old daughter, Isla Anna Dragneel (pronounced Eye-La). "Come on, sweetie. Let's go." she said, heading towards the door.

"Otay. Bye bye, daddy!" Isla said, waving towards Natsu.

"Bye, baby!" Natsu said, waving back enthusiastically. He loved his little girl with everything in him.

"She's gonna be going on dates when she's Yuki's age too, ya know." Gray said, interrupting Natsu's thoughts.

"What!? No she's not! Hell no! Not if I have any say in it!" Natsu screeched, his protective daddy/Drgon Slayer mode already on high alert for any boys trying to take his little girl away from him.

"See? Now you know how I feel about Yuki!" Gray pointed out.

Natsu huffed, knowing Gray was right. Didn't mean he had to like it though. "Whatever. Igneel is still my son and I wouldn't want to try to ruin something that makes him happy."

"Wow. I think that's the first thing that's every come out of your mouth that actually made sense." Gray said, stunned by Natsu's words.

"Hey! I'm not stupid! Lucy tells me all the time that I have great ideas. Hell, just the other day I showed her something in bed that had her-"

"Okay! What the hell, I don't wanna hear that shit..." Gray interrupted, glaring at Natsu. "Look, I want Yuki to be happy too. And if Igneel is what she wants, I can't really say no to her. But that doesn't mean I like the idea of them going out alone together."

"Yeah, well, there's nothing we can really do without getting into trouble with Juvia and Lucy." Natsu pointed out.

"Their date is tomorrow right?"

"Yeah, when Igneel gets back I guess."

"Great. So this is the plan..."

The plan worked out great. Until they got stuck with babysitting duty and had no choice but to bring their kids along on their "secret mission". They were going to be in for a hell of a night...

Oh my god, even I know this wasn't that good! lol But the flashback was sitting on my computer for weeks now, even before I published the story, and I wanted to use it in some way so this was the best I could do! I'm not happy with it at all lol But I wanted to use it AND put a new chapter out already. I hope you still enjoyed, even though it was pretty crappy XD Drop a review and let me know if I should keep going or just drop this mess of a story! haha