After their talk Sheldon asked to the girls to drive him for few errands, Penny and Bernadette squealed like teenagers when he came back from the pharmacy, Sheldon stared at them: "Oh please, can you stop this tremendously irritating noise?" "Sheldon, we are so proud of you!" Sheldon puzzled said: "Yes, I hardly image the contrary, but now all of you have to leave me alone in my apartment!" the girls were surprised: "Why?" "Social convention dictates that I have to follow the talk protocol with someone expert in this intercourse field" air quoting the word the talk. Penny with wide eyes said: "Oh please, don't talk about this with Leonard's mother" "I have no choice" Sheldon replied with a shrug, Penny even more bitter: "Sheldon you could talk with the guys, but Beverly definitely not!".
Sheldon snorted: "Yeah… The guys!" Bernadette asked: "Why you laugh?" "I'm so sorry that I have to point out the obvious but I can't speak about a 8.2 relationship with, and I will list them to clarify my awkward position in our social circle: a unlucky Indian guy with social interaction issues characterized by an ardent passion in planning events and watching questionable love movies, who found a strange creepy girlfriend with red hair that pretend to be a medical doctor, and despite that incredible chance he broke up with her after few word with a stranger girl who meet casually at the comic store" Bernadette sighed: "You right, Poor Emily, he broke up with her the day before Valentine's day, what a jerk!" "So no Koothrappali's advice".
"Talk with my Howie" Sheldon snorted: "Oh please, Wolowitz? Once was one of the most pervert man alive, who always led conversation to disgusting innuendo about sex" "You know how he change his behavior with me" "I do, indeed I admire that a small size engineer of average education, who had spend the whole life bearing his cumbersome mother finally married a tiny noted microbiologist that is…" "Am I…" "a scary, mean, rude…" "Whose would you be talking about?" Sheldon used a pillow as a shield between him and Bernadette "See? She didn't let me finish my sentence!".
Penny rolled her eyes: "Talk with Leonard" "Penny, how can I be so mean to him talking about love and relationship with the most unfortunate of us who, despite his exceptional familiar background and his results in the field of experimental physics and the possibility of being able to count him among my closest acquaintances, has managed to marry a former aspiring actress with the arms of a peasant with broad hips and a certain corn-fed vigour" "Sheldon! I'm gonna beat you with my corn-fed vigour!" Sheldon immediately stood up scared of been hit by Penny.
Bernadette said: "Sheldon, get off your high horse! Did you get that you just insult all of us?" Penny less angry said: "Okay, relax everyone, maybe it's a bit nervous for Amy's birthday. What about us?" Sheldon was surprised: "You? Excuse me, but I want to express some doubts about you two talking about feeling, after all your jokes about our relationship" "Maybe sometimes we exaggerate and we became a bit too harsh with her but we are the best choice for talking about what Amy could like or not under the blankets" Sheldon were no so confident so, pointing with his finger Bernadette, he added,: "Okay but no Bernadette's advice because, more than once, she doubts about my feeling for Amy and especially she doubts about my interest in our relationship" "But I…" "Amy doesn't have an eidetic memory but you hurt her with your jabs about sex" and pointing with his finger Penny: "About you, Penny, despite you find a man of average height, kind and gentle experimental physics with the addendum to have gain a brilliant mother in law with her books available in three working days on Amazon, you didn't help us when Amy doubted about me and our relationship… I'm sure she didn't say bad boyfriend loud, it was your assumption due to your poor mastery of language" Penny recalled how was hurt Sheldon that day, but she defended herself: "Sheldon, you hurt Amy, she felt you cold and distant and she suffer for it, every girl's night she wonder what do you feel for her" "Oh it's ridiculous! Our relationship was built up upon a mutual indemnification" "Feelings are not ridiculous" "What I mean is: despite we found our match with an unsupportable mathematics designed to prey on the gullible and the lonely on an online dating service, I clearly hit the jackpot, as common people say, finding Amy: she is an accomplished neurobiologist, really appreciate for her impressive works on her field, she studied at Harvard's, she is educate, intelligent and witty, she is an interesting person able to talk on everything with her unique point of view, patient and lovable with everyone, she has an healthy figure, shiny hair, sparkles green eyes, a modest taste in her attire, and I don't want point the obvious again but I almost have a panic attack when I saw her in her prom dress how beautiful she is".
Girls speechless listened to Sheldon's declaration of love for his Amy, simply speaking loud all his admiration for her.
"Sheldon that's so beautiful" Both of them were hit by his statement but Sheldon added: "I don't understand your surprise, I just express why I'm the luckiest among the guys".
Penny rolled her eyes: "Sheldon, listen to me, when you are in bed with a woman…" Sheldon shaking his head: "I don't want to know what a woman want, I need to know only about Amy" "When you will be in bed with Amy you don't have to speed things up, take your time, ask her if she is comfortable, keep eye contact, talk to her, put her at ease, kiss her a lot, on her lips, on her ears" Sheldon chuckled "Sorry, sorry, keep going" "Caress her cheeks, her neck, her breast" Sheldon chuckled again and Penny exasperated: "Even children no longer laugh at the word breast" "Sorry, I know, but you are quoting that infernal book that you and Leonard gave to me years ago" "Was that funny?" Bernadette said: "You say that you have nightmare on that book" "Yes I know, indeed I cover all the pictures with portraits of famous scientists and on the chapter bosom I glue a picture of Higgs" Penny stared baffled at him and Bernadette understanding his witty joke laughed.
"That are all things that I already know, any other advices?" "Oh come on weirdo prince charming! Open your heart to your princess and she will give you the true love kiss" "That's all?" "You marry a doctorate degree, I was expecting much more effort from you" Sheldon walked away from Penny's apartment.
Sheldon snorted: "Yeah… The guys!" Bernadette asked: "Why you laugh?" "I'm so sorry that I have to point out the obvious but I can't speak about a 8.2 relationship with, and I will list them to clarify my awkward position in our social circle: a unlucky Indian guy with social interaction issues characterized by an ardent passion in planning events and watching questionable love movies, who found a strange creepy girlfriend with red hair that pretend to be a medical doctor, and despite that incredible chance he broke up with her after few word with a stranger girl who meet casually at the comic store" Bernadette sighed: "You right, Poor Emily, he broke up with her the day before Valentine's day, what a jerk!" "So no Koothrappali's advice".
"Talk with my Howie" Sheldon snorted: "Oh please, Wolowitz? Once was one of the most pervert man alive, who always led conversation to disgusting innuendo about sex" "You know how he change his behavior with me" "I do, indeed I admire that a small size engineer of average education, who had spend the whole life bearing his cumbersome mother finally married a tiny noted microbiologist that is…" "Am I…" "a scary, mean, rude…" "Whose would you be talking about?" Sheldon used a pillow as a shield between him and Bernadette "See? She didn't let me finish my sentence!".
Penny rolled her eyes: "Talk with Leonard" "Penny, how can I be so mean to him talking about love and relationship with the most unfortunate of us who, despite his exceptional familiar background and his results in the field of experimental physics and the possibility of being able to count him among my closest acquaintances, has managed to marry a former aspiring actress with the arms of a peasant with broad hips and a certain corn-fed vigour" "Sheldon! I'm gonna beat you with my corn-fed vigour!" Sheldon immediately stood up scared of been hit by Penny.
Bernadette said: "Sheldon, get off your high horse! Did you get that you just insult all of us?" Penny less angry said: "Okay, relax everyone, maybe it's a bit nervous for Amy's birthday. What about us?" Sheldon was surprised: "You? Excuse me, but I want to express some doubts about you two talking about feeling, after all your jokes about our relationship" "Maybe sometimes we exaggerate and we became a bit too harsh with her but we are the best choice for talking about what Amy could like or not under the blankets" Sheldon were no so confident so, pointing with his finger Bernadette, he added,: "Okay but no Bernadette's advice because, more than once, she doubts about my feeling for Amy and especially she doubts about my interest in our relationship" "But I…" "Amy doesn't have an eidetic memory but you hurt her with your jabs about sex" and pointing with his finger Penny: "About you, Penny, despite you find a man of average height, kind and gentle experimental physics with the addendum to have gain a brilliant mother in law with her books available in three working days on Amazon, you didn't help us when Amy doubted about me and our relationship… I'm sure she didn't say bad boyfriend loud, it was your assumption due to your poor mastery of language" Penny recalled how was hurt Sheldon that day, but she defended herself: "Sheldon, you hurt Amy, she felt you cold and distant and she suffer for it, every girl's night she wonder what do you feel for her" "Oh it's ridiculous! Our relationship was built up upon a mutual indemnification" "Feelings are not ridiculous" "What I mean is: despite we found our match with an unsupportable mathematics designed to prey on the gullible and the lonely on an online dating service, I clearly hit the jackpot, as common people say, finding Amy: she is an accomplished neurobiologist, really appreciate for her impressive works on her field, she studied at Harvard's, she is educate, intelligent and witty, she is an interesting person able to talk on everything with her unique point of view, patient and lovable with everyone, she has an healthy figure, shiny hair, sparkles green eyes, a modest taste in her attire, and I don't want point the obvious again but I almost have a panic attack when I saw her in her prom dress how beautiful she is".
Girls speechless listened to Sheldon's declaration of love for his Amy, simply speaking loud all his admiration for her.
"Sheldon that's so beautiful" Both of them were hit by his statement but Sheldon added: "I don't understand your surprise, I just express why I'm the luckiest among the guys".
Penny rolled her eyes: "Sheldon, listen to me, when you are in bed with a woman…" Sheldon shaking his head: "I don't want to know what a woman want, I need to know only about Amy" "When you will be in bed with Amy you don't have to speed things up, take your time, ask her if she is comfortable, keep eye contact, talk to her, put her at ease, kiss her a lot, on her lips, on her ears" Sheldon chuckled "Sorry, sorry, keep going" "Caress her cheeks, her neck, her breast" Sheldon chuckled again and Penny exasperated: "Even children no longer laugh at the word breast" "Sorry, I know, but you are quoting that infernal book that you and Leonard gave to me years ago" "Was that funny?" Bernadette said: "You say that you have nightmare on that book" "Yes I know, indeed I cover all the pictures with portraits of famous scientists and on the chapter bosom I glue a picture of Higgs" Penny stared baffled at him and Bernadette understanding his witty joke laughed.
"That are all things that I already know, any other advices?" "Oh come on weirdo prince charming! Open your heart to your princess and she will give you the true love kiss" "That's all?" "You marry a doctorate degree, I was expecting much more effort from you" Sheldon walked away from Penny's apartment.
Bernadette: "I'm sorry, but you know what it's like when you're with your man and one things lead to another"
Amy: "I do know what that's like. I really do."
Penny snorted: "Yes Amy, we know that you know" Amy giggled like a teenager "And we are so glad that you have signed an amendment of no disclosure with your weirdo prince charming".