Oh. My. Gosh….
Since my laptop repair will apparently take 10 billiontrilliongazillion years, this will have to suffice for now, my dear readers. This is currently being done on my parent's computer, (ohmygoshiamspeedspeedspeedtyping) so this chapter will be short, and may not satisfy some of my readers. (I'msorrystupidcomputersstupidlifestupiddata) Therefore, when I actually get my computer back, I will proceed to satisfy you with a large, heartwarming, HUMONGOUS chunk of story.
But I don't think you'll like scrolling past all these apologies, (again, SORRY) so now I will proceed onto the story.
After I finish replying to the reviews. (tomfoolery)
killerjoe: Thank you! I like Zoro and Sanji too, which is why I am shipping them right now. But after I finish this story, I probably won't make more about them until much later. I am coming up with a new plot for an adventure story for One Piece, so I probably won't return to ZoSan or SanZo until later…but I'll try to make this story as entertaining for you as possible!
Guest: Thank you! I hope that when this story ends, it'll be a great fanfic that all of you have enjoyed.
Guest (I actually don't know if this is a second reviewer or the same one from before but whatever): Um, actually, this story is going to be about SanZo, not ZoSan… I hope you won't be too disappointed…I might make a ZoSan fanfic later though! (though much, much later) Even if this fanfic isn't about ZoSan, I still hope that you can continue to enjoy this fanfic. Thanks for reviewing!
hobo: This is my update. I appreciate your review, and thanks for reviewing!
zosan to an unhealthy level: I know right? *wiggles eyebrows intensely*
I should
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/continue
/this fanfic
*explodes with you*
Guest: I'm sorryyyyyyy! I really am! For my computer to be breaking down and for me to keep you guys waiting like this…*sob sob*
Yeah, I'll try to get my computer back as soon as possible, so please bear with me.
Now, ladies and gentlemen….ON WITH THE SHOW!
The door opened. Two footsteps sounded, and two students walked in. The student's jaws dropped.
The first student who walked in had the face of an angel- big, brown eyes, tangerine hair, a cute button nose. Sanji's heart stopped- for a moment, then his heartbeat soared, beating as fast as machine-gun fire. He imagined himself being tossed into a fiery inferno by those melting chocolate orbs, stranding him unto an island by that luscious *EXPLETIVE DELETED*
"Sanji. Hey, don't collapse on me now. You've got to make it! Sanji, you're my buddy! Don't diiiieeeee-"
Sanji snapped out of his daydream. Ussop was whispering frantically into his ears. His face was comically streaked with tears as he watched his best friend awake.
"Wha- where was I-?"
Where were they? Oh yes, the new transfer students. The beautiful lady that had graced his presence by walking into the classroom. Next to her was-
His mind was cleared instantly, and his purified eyes were soaked with acid. Poisonous acid.
What…was…that…?
His expectations of a normal new student were not fulfilled. No, it was more like they had been tossed down the drain and cut up by rabid wolves. Oh my gosh. He wished that any other student could come in here and replace that…that abomination of life. It didn't even matter if it was a boy, he just wanted another normal transfer student.
It was the first time he had ever said, or thought of something like that in his measly life. The life which seemed like a paradise compared to this guy.
The new transfer student really belonged in the category of measly, pathetic, trash of the world, you know these words. However…
No, none of these words could even come close to describing him. He was gross.
The uniform the new transfer was wearing was mutilated up to the point where a high-grade iron could not take care of them. Seriously, it looked like no one could use them.
His jacket was way too large, hanging off the student even with his tall stature. His sleeves dangled down limply and went far past his arms and down into his hips. The white shirt was carelessly tucked in, half hanging off the student and equally as rumpled as any of the other clothing.
And his pants.
Oh God, those pants.
They were too short and tight, clinging onto the man and adding to a sight the class did not want to see. The shoes were neat and black, a check of approval in a sea of wrinkles and tight pants.
But those socks. The very sight of them made Sanji groan internally and massage the bridge of his nose. He had a headache raging in his head right now.
…Knitted tie dye? Who wore those kinds of socks nowadays? Was the new student aiming to become a potential target for bullies? The huge headache that Sanji was sporting turned even more painful.
The clothing (were they even considered clothing anymore?), garish socks, supremely unappealing hairstyle, and grandma bottlenose glasses made Sanji's day. In a very bad way.
Wasn't any normal (oh wait, that definitely did not apply to the boy) student supposed to dress up nicely for their first day of school?
Sanji looked away, unwilling to see this pitiable, sorry excuse of a boy standing in front of him. He saw his other classmates try to do the same.
"Please go ahead and introduce yourselves."
Mrs. Nico's voice tore Sanji away from his…daydream? No, more like a nightmare. But she was smiling at the green haired transfer student. No, Mrs. Nico, don't smile at the transfer student, smile at me! Sanji wanted to say.
The orange haired girl stepped up and introduced herself with a confident air in her tone.
"My name is Nami Scarlet. It's nice to meet you guys, please take care of me."
The nerd boy (for that was what Sanji had officially dubbed him) introduced himself when the orange haired girl was done talking.
"My name is Zoro. I like taking naps, practicing my kendo, and studying. Please take care of me."
Ah, a nerd. A bully magnet had waltzed himself into their class. Sanji's lips curled slightly.
He felt sorry for that poor bastard. He might have the worst fashion sense in the world and the nerve to stand next to his Nami-Swaaan, but in Grand Line High School, the unpopular were thrown to the sharks- in other words, they were massacred by the bullies.
He didn't want to be like that pitiful, pitiful spectacle standing in front of him. Sanji resolved to get manlier.
"Nami, you can sit there, in that seat. Zoro, you may sit beside Sanji, the yellow haired student."
Wait, why was he sitting next to him?!
But those were to become the least of Sanji's worries soon.
Just as Zoro had walked over to his seat and began to sit down, a great rumbling shook the floor. The students paused and looked around confusedly. Earthquake?
As he heard this sound, Zoro stood frozen like he had been turned into a statue.
"-oroooooo…"
"…Zo-"
"Zoroooooo….!"
The classroom door opened-no, more like erupted forth once more, and two students tripped over each other trying to get through the door and fell into the classroom. Both were dark haired, but one had messy, tousled hair and the other had wavy hair parted in the middle of his forehead.
"Ouch, Luffy, stop kicking my- OOF!"
"You were the one who tripped over me, Ace!"
"No…I'm pretty sure that YOU tripped over MY feet."
"No fair! Ace is being a meanie…"
As the conversation ensued, a certain moss-haired student's tanned skin grew paler until he was practically white as a ghost. He was frantically searching for doors, secret rooms, anything to escape from them.
'Shit. How did they come so fast?!' This stress couldn't be good for him. He couldn't let them attack him while there was no escape…most likely this was Shank's fault. That damn bastard...
He softly cussed under his breath.
At this noise, the two raven haired boys' gazes snapped onto him. Their heads whirled around abruptly. Zoro paled even further, if that was even possible.
The class was really having a field day today.
With 2 pairs of eyes looking at him, one full of tears and one perverted, Zoro found himself edging backwards, towards the walls, away from them. He had to stall them first before they tried to jump on him.
"Um…hey, guys! What's up? It's been a long time since we last saw each other, hu- NO. STOP MOVING CLOSER- I'LL DO SOMETHING VERY PAINFUL TO YOU IF-."
Of course they didn't listen to him.
"ZOROOOOOOOO!" Luffy bawled as he tackled Zoro. They went flying across, and landed onto the floor in a mess of tangled limbs, Zoro landing underneath Luffy. Some students visibly winced.
Ace needed no further incentive and joined the tangle of limbs, comically flattening Zoro who was gasping for breath by now.
"Hi, Ace. Long time no see, Luffy. Now will you PLEASE GET THE FUCK OFF ME SO I CAN BREATHE AND LIVE AT LEAST TODAY-"
Suddenly, Ace got a wicked glint in his eyes. He took hold of Zoro's hand and pulled him up gently.
Zoro had a foreboding feeling about this.
As soon as Zoro had sat up, Ace pulled himself into Zoro's lap. Before Zoro could react, Ace leaned forward and kissed him.
On the lips.
The class's jaws were somewhere in Antarctica. Some choked. Some even fainted on the spot.
Portgas D. Ace and Monkey D. Luffy were up-and-coming models in the famous Grand Line Agency, a modeling company established by Moby Corps and co-established with Dragon Industries. This agency produced contracts with only the best, and Ace and Luffy were rising fast within the modeling world.
They were the popular students at school. Luffy got bad grades, but his innocent personality and strangely magnetic qualities that made everyone smile around him made older students fuss over him and younger students to squeal over his cuteness. Ace was the sexy brother who wasn't considered cute but hot. He was the one who flirted with a lot of people, causing scandals everywhere- although people didn't mind. He made up for all of it- because he was hot.
And right now, Ace was sucking on the face of the transfer student.
WHAT THE FUCK.
"No fair, Ace! I want a kiss from Zoro too!" Luffy pouted.
As for Luffy, no sexual adventures had ever surrounded him. He was so innocent. Or so they believed.
WHAT…WHAT…JUST…
Luffy was gay?!
The class was just hurdling through so many surprises today.
Finally returning to the world of reality, Zoro shoved Ace off him. He wiped remaining saliva off on his humongous sleeves.
"Why are you in my classroom? I have to study here. STUDY. What the fuck are you trying to do?"
Ace just pasted on his puppy dog face.
"But you just came home, Zoro! The least you could do is give me a welcoming kiss…"
"You just stole it. Leave with Luffy, please."
"But I want another kiss from you! One that you initiate."
"Awww, NO FAIR! Zoro, I want two kisses too…"
"Ahh, shut up, Luffy. You're still not a man yet."
"YES I AM!"
Luffy turned watery eyes to Zoro, his face already in the cute puppy face pout that he had mastered over the years.
"Right, Zoro?"
Ace snorted. Zoro did too, though inwardly.
As the two continued arguing, Zoro felt an incoming headache taking place in his brain. His eyebrows started to twitch.
He thought that he had already gotten rid of that twitch. But now that these idiots were in his radar, it started acting up again. After 2 long years of rest, it had finally made a comeback.
"Ace. Luffy." Zoro growled.
He started emitting a death aura to both of them. It nearly beat the fearsomeness of Robin-sensei's aura. This would be the first-and last- warning he would give to these numbskulls. If they didn't stop arguing about who would get his kiss, he seriously was going to murder them.
Sanji was surprised. Understatement of the year, he was confounded. Bamboozled, baffled, befuddled, muddled-
How could a geek like Zoro put up such an intimidating aura like that? Why were the most popular kids in school arguing over his kiss? Who was the enigma who was Zoro?
He knew instinctively that Zoro would actually do as he promised. There were some things people couldn't fake.
He saw his darling Nami-swan at the door. She was watching all of this in silence, her lips slightly open, but had a sort of expression that said 'I knew this was going to happen'
Her eyes had narrowed when Luffy said that he wanted Zoro's kiss.
Robin-sensei had appeared beside Ace and Luffy. She was emitting an aura that made even Zoro quake as he stared at her.
"Mr. Portgas, Mr. Monkey, you are disturbing our class right now. Please leave before you cause any more trouble."
The two had whined and complained, but subsided when Zoro had promised to meet with the two at lunch. Then they had left, once again smiling.
The only evidence that showed that they had been there was a class, frozen like statues. You could hear a pin drop onto the floor.
Zoro sighed deeply, then got up and walked to his desk. He wanted to pretend that none of this had ever happened, but the class would never forget what had happened that day.
Throughout the rest of class, Zoro felt burning stares sear into his body.
Once again, I really am so sorry for the waiting all of you guys had to endure. Please review, and I will respond to the comments as soon as I can get my laptop back!
Please anticipate Chapter 3, and I will see you again! (Once again, please don't expect another update soon, because I only have so much time to type this all out. It took me a month to write all of this on my friend's computer, because I can't visit my friend often)
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