Nora shot out of her seat. "Ooh! Let's break his legs!" There was silence at the table as everyone quietly looked around uncomfortably.

Then, Blake closed her book and set it down. "Cool. I'm in."

Pyrrha nodded. "Me too."

Yang shrugged. "Let's do this."

Ruby held up a finger. "Let me finish my cookies, then I'm with you."

Ren rested his head in his hands. "Why must you encourage her?"


"Ooh! Let's steal his Pokemons!"

Yang burst out laughing, while Blake explained to Nora. "That's a rather childish thing to do, only topped by how childish it would be to actually have Pokemon games at Beacon."

Weiss shot up and slammed her hands on the table, glaring at Blake. "That's not true!" Realizing that everyone was now staring at her, Weiss sat back down. "I mean... uh... yeah. Pokemon is for kids. Um... go team Jacob?"

Everyone was still staring at her. Pyrrha frowned. "Get away from us. Like, right now."


"Ooh! Let's post mean things about him on Twitter!"

Jaune sighed and shook his head. "I already tried that. It doesn't do anything. He doesn't check Twitter."

"Well, what does he do online?"

Pyrrha put her hand on Nora's shoulder and pulled her back down. "Cardin's the kind of guy who doesn't really use the internet that much, Nora."

A look of understanding appeared on Nora's face. "Oh... then let's post mean things about him on trees!"

"No."

"How about on the walls of the school?"

"Nora..."

"Yes?"

"No."


"Ooh! Let's blarg him in the honk honk!"

Yang blinked at Nora. "What in the what now?"

Everyone then stared at Nora until the next class started.


Notes: Yes, I know this one was short, but I really couldn't think of any more. Next time, however, will be different. Movie parodies.