Framing Weiss
Ruby held the camera up and turned the screen around so she could see what she looked like. She fixed her hair and smiled at the camera in her hand. It was time to begin.
"Hi, I'm Ruby Rose! I absolutely love..." She reached off-screen and pulled her weapon into view. "Crescent Rose! She's my baby!"
Ruby then turned the camera around to face her friend and partner, Weiss. The white-haired girl glared at her. "What do you want from me?"
"Just introduce yourself. Say your name, and then say something about yourself."
Weiss shrugged. "Alright, fine... My name is Weiss Schnee, and I'm the heiress of the Schnee Dust Company." She looked to Ruby. "You can go bother someone else now."
"But you're supposed to say something about yourself!"
"I did! You want something else, then here!" She looked back at the camera. "My name is Weiss Schnee and my partner may or may not have misplaced her brain, depending on whether or not she had one to misplace."
Ruby turned the camera back around so that it was facing her. "Yeah, so that's Weiss. She doesn't understand video, so now you know something about her."
The camera then turned to a dark-haired girl who was busy reading a book. Two violet cat ears twitched freely on top of her head. She had caught on to Ruby's mission, and was willing to cooperate immediately. Putting her book down for a moment, she smiled at the camera.
"Hello. My name is Blake Belladonna, and I'm totally the most serious person here. Ever." With that, she returned to her book.
Ruby didn't question it and simply moved up to the bunk above Blake's where Yang was sprawled out and drooling. The blond was sleeping, and therefor not much to interview. Fortunately, Blake offered assistance.
"Here, I'll wake her up." Instead of any normal means, however, Blake took her ribbon and dragged it across Yang's face. Still asleep, Yang reacted by slapping at the offending ribbon. Unfortunately, someone had seen fit to cover Yang's hand with a full tube's worth of Shi-nee toothpaste.
Blake ducked back into her own bunk and promptly fell asleep. Ruby was stunned, and when she finally snapped back to reality she found herself looking into the toothpaste-covered face of an angry Yang.
"I'ma gonna kill you!"
Ruby ducked out of the way as Yang launched forward, but was surprised to find that she wasn't the target. The real target, dressed in a white nightgown, ran out the door and down the hallway screaming. An enraged Yang charged off after Weiss, leaving Ruby completely speechless.
By the time the two returned, Ruby had already uploaded the video to the internet for all to see.
And now, a message from a cast member to hold you over until 'Jaune Of The Dead 2: Nora's Arc' is ready.
Dear fans,
While I admire all the attention I've been getting here on FF, I have to say that I'm not all pleased about it. To put it simply; Ruby's not my type, she's too young for me, and she's far too annoying for me to ever consider romantically. I'm not even going to go into the fact that she's a girl, because you all seem set on the lot of us being all for f/f. I can pretty much guarantee that most of us are straight. Pyrrha and Blake? Well... that's a different story.
Sincerely, Weiss Schnee.
P.S. Here's your obligatory fanservice. Ruby's been nibbling on my ear since I started writing this, so I guess you can call her orientation into question as well. Whatever. FML. Weiss out.