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Chapter 3: Whatever you do… don't lose it

Last time, on Darkwing Villain Island...the villains were forced to watch the episodes that they were featured in without complaining...NOT an easy task! Of course, they all ended up griping about something or another in their movie, except for Clovis, whose only complaint was that she needed a raise from Bulba. In the end, it was the Flygirl who took the first ride on the Boat of Losers. Who will win the next challenge? Find out now, on DARKWING...VILLAIN...ISLAND!

The villains were sleeping peacefully in their cabins. Negaduck (surprisingly) was curling up with a stuffed bullet toy hugging it close to his body. Suddenly a horn blared. Several of the villains ended up falling out of the their beds, (mostly the ones in the top bunks) and started complaining. Negaduck hid the toy under his pillow.

"What going on?" Bugmaster asked.

"SOME people need their beauty sleep!" Steelbeak snapped as he went over the window. "Do you KNOW what time it is?"

"It's TIME for you to get up!" Chris's voice replied over the speaker, "Now get up and get your breakfast! There you will get your next challenge, now move out!"

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Camille: Seriously? Oh McClain is really pissing me off! I'm gonna make sure he gets what he deserves in the end!

Steelbeak: Waking us up THIS early in the morning? Some people have an image to keep McClain! *pauses* On the side note. If I had to put my money on getting voted off next, it's that plant Bushroot. Dude's too soft to be in a contest like this.

Bushroot: O-o-oh… I know I'm not the strongest player here… but I know I'm very intelligent, so I have to rely on that. I just hope that I can get through this without getting turned to mulch…

Once the villains were ready they were in the mess hall had received Chef Hatchet's version of breakfast and sat down to eat. Bushroot and Quackerjack seemed to be the only ones eating the meal without complaints. Chris came in, causing them to look at him. "I bet you're all wondering, what have the great, handsome and talented Chris McClain have planned for you today?"

"You might want to check mind reading talent off your list," Tuskerninni replied, causing the villains to laugh.

Chris frowned; obviously not amused at the joke, "Very funny, any ways here is today's challenge," He tossed a ceramic toy poodle at him and caught it. "You have to keep that from everyone else."

"What? A ceramic toy poodle?" Tuskerninni asked.

"Ah but that's not it!" Chris continued, tossing several more items to the other villains. "Each of you will be getting an item and you have to make sure no one takes it. Which is your objective! You have to keep your object safe while capturing everyone else's! And go!"

They took off running. Bushroot has ran over to a well-wooded area, making it look like he was part of the fauna. The object that he had was a glass rose. He placed it on the ground and covered part of it up, making it look like a real rose blooming.

"Okay kids, this isn't a real rose, it's fake, but make sure no one gets it. Try not to attack anyone or hurt them. Now I have so items to take. As you all know, I'm not allowed to use my powers. So be good."

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Bushroot: Chris said we couldn't USE our powers, well I'm not using mine, I'm talking and asking the plants like I use to before I was mutated. Totally different. They don't have to say yes or anything.

Liquidator: Five out of five villains know that my partner in crime Reggie will not have the strength to physically protect his prize, so the Liquidator is going to help.

Liquidator had sloshed his way over to the lyceum nycanthropus. He didn't want to use his usual entrance since they were in a competition. He gently tapped the plant-duck's shoulder, causing him to jump and yelp in surprise. He turned around to see his friend.

"Likky! Don't do that!" he whined. "You scared the sap out of me!"

"My apologies. But I was hoping that my partner in crime would like some help. And in return that he can help his favorite liquid villain."

"Help? Gee… I don't know Likky… are you sure we can do that?"

"As the Liquidator remembers our devious host didn't say anything about alliances not being part of the game. I have read our contracts Reggie. I know what I'm doing."

"O-okay…so what's the Liquidator's plan?"

"We work together to get the others items. As long as we don't take Negaduck's we'll be fine."

"Okay," Bushroot smiled.

Bushroot pulled him into a side hug. The plant-duck hybrid looked at him.

"Okay here's what we do, you my fine dear partner. You are sneaky and cautious, that's good. We're going to need that. How good are you at pick pocketing?"

"Is that a trick question?" Bushroot smirked.

Meanwhile Quackerjack was busy helping Megavolt. He knew that they had to keep reminding his friend or he would easily manipulate to hand over his item without a second thought. Megavolt was busy talking to a light bulb to notice. Quackerjack had taken his and Megavolt's items and juggling them.

"Hey Quacky…what are we doing again?" Megavolt asked after a long period of silence.

"We have to take other people items."

"Items? What items?"

Quackerjack sighed.

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Quackerjack: Poor Megsy. Without me he would be lost. I want to play fair with him but his bad memory is making it hard. I'm gonna have to watch out for him. Don't you agree Mr. Bananabrain? *pulls out banana doll* *high pitched voice* You bet, Chet!

Negaduck was working hard on taking other people's items. He had already taken Paddywhack's, Dr. Anna's and Bugmaster's.

"Let's see…" He muttered, pulling out a list. "I have that crazy clown Paddywhack's toy car. Dr. Anna's stupid rubix cube, and Bugmaster's feather. Ha! This is a piece of cake! Those losers don't know what they're up against!"

He noticed Clovis was talking to Steelbeak. Steelbeak had his hand resting on the tree. His other hand was reaching into her pocket and pulled out the small stuff bear that she had.

"Sorry Agent Steelbeak, but my work comes before romance. And nothing else."

When he had received his prize he let out a smile.

"I understand." He hadn't notice that Bushroot was pickpocketing his item as well as Clovis and made his way. Negaduck smirked, somewhat impressed. But it didn't last long. He walked over to Steelbeak. The evil mallard didn't seem to care, but wanted to see his reaction.

"Hey Metal-beak!"

Steelbeak looked at Negaduck and frowned.

"What do you want?"

"Missing something?"

Steelbeak started feeling his coat to notice that his item, the sunglasses, were missing along with Clovis'. He looked at him and pointed at him.

"What did you do with it?"

"I didn't take it." Negaduck replied. Steelbeak had grabbed Negaduck by the collar of his turtleneck. Negaduck growled at him. "Don't get mad at me. I told you, I didn't take it."

"Why should I trust you?"

"Go ahead! Search me! But I'm telling you, I didn't take it!" Steelbeak's only action was flipping the short mallard upside down and shaking him. Several items fell out, weapons, knives, a piece of paper, a pencil and the items that he had taken. "See, I told you I didn't take it!"

Steelbeak dropped him. Negaduck growled and started picking up his stuff. He muttered a few things, repositioning his hat. He grabbed Steelbeak by his collar.

"If you ever do that to me again, you'll be missing more than your beak next time!" he threw him on the ground and stormed off.

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Negaduck: The nerve of that Rooster! I'll make him pay for doing that to me! No one makes a fool out of Negaduck!

Steelbeak stood up and dusted himself off. He glared at the yellow cladded villain. He looked around to see who had stolen from him while he was talking to Clovis. No one was insight. He then saw Tuskerninni in one of his (in)famous disguises as he went searching for someone else's items. He was standing as a bush. He was inching closer to Ammonia Pine and her sister Ample Grime. He was about to reach into her pocket when a horn went off.

"Okay Baddies! Time is up! Meet back at the cabins to see who as immunity and who doesn't!" Chris's voice replied.

Back at the cabins, Chris was counting the items that they had collected. He was counting Bushroot's and Liquidator's stuff. The two villains had agreed to split.

"And Bushroot and Liquidator have 5 each! Negaduck has four and the rest of you losers are getting sent to the losers circle! See ya there!" Chris told them, causing the liquid canine and botanist to high five each other. "You're guys' prize, a free coupon to the Megathrift, the world's largest thrift shop! There you can buy anything you want!"

That night at the Losers' Circle everyone was sitting around the fire. Chris walked out in front of them, a plate of licorice in front of him. He looked over them.

"Well here we are. I have eleven licorice. Pretty much the most foul candy in the world. Whoever does not receive a licorice will be escorted to the Dock of Shame to board the Boat of Losers. When I call your name, come get your licorice; Bugmaster, Megavolt, Tuskerninni, Ammonia Pine, Camille, Ample Grime, Quackerjack, Dr. Anna, Splatter Phoenix, and Clovis." Steelbeak and Paddywhack gulped. "Steelbeak, you ended up flirting Clovis and were too busy to notice Bushroot pickpocketing you."

"What? That plant took it? How did that happen?" Steelbeak asked.

"Paddywhack, you were too busy feasting on someone's misery to notice Negaduck screwed you over. So the final licorice goes over to… Steelbeak. Paddywhack, hit the dock!"

Paddywhack stood up and formed behind Chris. His beak next to the host's ear.

"Will be back and I will feeeed on your miseryyyyyy."

With that Paddywhack went over to the dock and got on the boat. It sped away and Chris turned to the camera.

"And then there was fourteen. Will Negaduck get his revenge on Steelbeak for shaking him by his feet? Will Megavolt ever remember long enough that he has a challenge that he needs to win? Find out on the next episode of Darkwing…Villain…Island!"

Paddywhack was a great character. He's creepy, he's like a vampire and he goes from a whacked up jack in the box! It's a shame to him go. But I was not going to eliminate Steelbeak! He and Negaduck are like destine to be enemies! They can go head to head and there will be more of that! So please review for another addition of Darkwing…Villain…Island!