Team RWBY and friends are in class today. Have you ever wondered what was going through their heads?

Ruby

Weiss looks really focused. That usually means she's angry. She could explode at any moment. The teacher's already started his lecture, so it's too late to check the windows. I'll have to take the chance that they're not too thick and that the ground isn't too far down. Should I take a little extra time and try to aim for a tree or should I just jump out as quickly as possible. Oh well, do or die. Looks like she's about to blow. Sorry for abandoning you to this fate everyone, but a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. Alright, here we go... three... two... one... go! Nothing happened... am I safe? Should I still go? If I wait any longer Weiss'll kill me for sure. Oh no, I have no idea what to do.

Weiss

Look at her, sitting there squirming. I bet she feels it too. Don't worry Ruby. After classes end today, I will tell you. I love you and I always will, my adorable little princess in red. I will make you mine. If Yang doesn't like it, she can go jump in a lake. ...No! I can't do it! What if she thinks I'm creepy? What if she runs away? No, I can't think like that. She has to love me back. She has to! I'll do it! Right after class!

Jaune

Weiss looks marvelous today. Her hair is just beautiful the way she does it up. Too bad she'd probably kill me if I told her. Ruby looks quite good too. Such a cute little girl... but I could never really consider her romantically. Not really. Blake, on the other hand. Now there's a catch. If only I knew what to say to someone like her. Skipping over Yang. Velvet, you veritable princess. She's so much more approachable than the others. She's the one. Yes... Velvet is my future queen. Oh, wait, what of this fine specimen of dangerous beauty that sits beside my very self? Pyrrha. Oh, you're just perfect.

Pyrrha

I hope nobody notices the little smear in my makeup just above my eyelash. I think Jaune's the only one close enough to see it, but I can't be sure he'll notice. Curses. He would never notice if he was on my other side. Why must you always sit at my left, Jaune. Oh well, it's just another twenty minutes before class is dismissed. I can hold out that long. Oh no. He's looking at me! It's okay, Pyrrha. Calm down. It won't change his opinion of you. Besides, it's not like he'd ever think of me as more than a friend. Although, I guess I should ask him before I just assume he's gay...

Nora

Yes! Yes! YES! Bestow upon me your sacred knowledge of the economic history of Vacuo, Professor Oobleck! I am your willing student. Give me the knowledge, and I shall use it with my every living breath to defend the world from the evils of another monetary collapse with the assistance of my trusty super hammer! With the wisdom passed down from you to me of the power of the simple distribution of goods the world over, we will safeguard the future from all injustices! Forever!

Ren

Stay still, Nora. Don't do anything stupid. Alright... good, my Nora suppression pack is still ready. Let's go over the supply manifest again. One roll of duct tape... check. One bag of triple chocolate cookies for bait... check. Minimum of three bottles of chloroform... check, check, and triple check. Defibrillator for unlucky bystanders harmed in the process of Nora capture... check. Wait... oh, okay. I thought I had lost the inflatable cage for a moment there. Close call.

Velvet

Foolish Humans. I will climb the ranks inside your schools until I am the best and most noteworthy. Once I am the most powerful within these walls, I will begin my plan to take over Vale. Next, I will spread my forces to all of Vytal, and then the entire world! Ouch! What was that? Who threw that balled up piece of paper? Oh... Winchester. Only he would be cunning enough to know when to interrupt my scheming. He's on to me, I know, but even he can't hope to stand against me once I've finished my super weapon! Then the world is mine!

Cardin

Heh heh... bunny ears.

Blake

...steaming hot spaghetti with sweet tomato sauce and little bits of hamburger mixed in. Then I'll smother the whole thing in warm Parmesan cheese. Save a little bit of the cheese, of course. I have to add that to the salad. Mix the Parmesan in with the ranch dressing and it'll have a nice texture to it. Add that to the freshly cut crisp lettuce leaves. Some small bacon bits and medium sized croutons should make the perfect salad, yes... Gotta remember to memorize Weiss' flan recipe so I can jot it down in my cookbook in private. My teammates... even if they found my cookbook, they would never be able to understand it. Who would guess that the little ninjas of love are my own two hands who come together to create the greatest love of all; that of the kitchen. Purrrr...

Yang

Okay... so I'm left with figuring out the voice casting for this animation project. Who would do good for the characters...? Ruby can do the voice for Lindsay. Blake could do the voice for Arryn, no problem. I might be able to convince Weiss to voice Kara, so then I just have Barbara. Well, I could voice Barbara. She is designed after me. Oh, Ren, your story idea is absolutely awesome, and Jaune wrote out some great scripts. This is gonna be a major hit!

Author's note: This may be the first time I've depicted someone other than Yang as the completely brainless one.

Just Saiyan. (Yang pun)