Welcome back my fine dear readers! And welcome to another segment of Darkwing Villain Island! Today's challenge is brought to you by inspiration! I got this idea from another fic, Disney Villain Island by DiscordantPrincess. If you haven't read it, do! It's really good. I have tried not to plagiarize it and made it kinda different. So now, I give to you Darkwing…Villain…Island!
Chapter 4: Cry, Cry Another day…or don't.
Last time on Darkwing Villain Island, our villains had to keep their objects safe while taking someone else's. That was easier said than done. Most of our baddies couldn't hang onto theirs long enough. Bushroot and Liquidator decided to team up and ended up getting ten items including their own. Negaduck was behind them with four and those three ended up getting immunity! Steelbeak learned that Bushroot had pickpocketed him after shaking the weapons out of Negaduck. But in the end it was Paddywhack who got voted off. Who will be next on DARKWING…VILLAIN…ISLAND!
The villains were sleeping peacefully. Suddenly a loud noise from the speakers blared through the camp waking the villains up. It was barely dawn.
"Good morning villains! Time for you get up, eat breakfast and get ready for your next challenge!" Chris' voice replied over the speakers. "So move out!"
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Steelbeak: SERIOUSLY? Seriously? McClain do you hate sleep or something? Do you? When this is over you are a dead man!
Camille: Chrisss isss insssane!
While the villains were eating their nauseating breakfast, Chris went to the front of the hall. "Today's challenge is all about getting in touch with your inner softies...or preventing yourself from that. It's the crying challenge!"
"The crying challenge?" Ample Grime repeated the name. "That sounds like the name of a ridiculously girly reality show!"
"That's the basic idea my uncleaned friend." Chris answered, "Your challenge is to see how long you can prevent yourselves from crying. The one who makes it the longest without shedding a tear will win invincibility! The rest of you will be picking the sad loser who will go home."
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Bugmaster: Uh, Chris does know we are villains and villains don't cry!
Megavolt: This will be easy! I've never cried in my life! ….or well not that I remember anyways…
"To start the challenge, I decided a little mood music would be nice while you enjoyed your music." Chris pulled out a radio and pushed a button. Instantly the song Baby Mine started playing,
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Clovis: That's so unfair! Playing the saddest song in the world! McClain you are evil!
By the end of the song Bushroot was the only one crying while everyone else amazingly had a dry eye. Negaduck shook his head, but he seemed more distracted.
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Bushroot: *still crying* I can't help it! It reminded me of my plants and Spike back at home! If you're watching this my darlings I love you!
Negaduck: Bushroot's a pansy but… *looks around* The song did kinda remind me of Gosalyn so I have this to say… Gosalyn, Daddy does kinda care about ya kid and I hope you'll uh…forgive me for being a jerk! *points at camera* And don't you dare ever repeat this!
Later the villains were moved to the amphitheater, where Chris was waiting for them.
"What's all this about McClain?" Ammonia asked as she cleaned the bench she was about to sit on.
"Oh I have a special treat for you all to enjoy." The dark haired host smirked. An image appeared on the screen. It read: SADDEST MOMENTS IN MOVIE HISTORY.
"Aw crap…" they all replied.
The first scene was Mufusa dying in the stampede. Clovis, Quackerjack and Ample Grime were sobbing like infants.
"Oh it's so sad!" Quackerjack wept, pulling out a tissue and blowing his nose.
The next scene was of E.T. dying and Liquidator, Tuskerninni, Splatter Phoenix and Steelbeak were crying.
"Oh poor E.T!" Tuskerninni sobbed, "Forced to die on an unknown planet!"
"Five out of Five critics agree this scene is truly the saddest," Liquidator replied, even though it was hard to tell he was crying when his tears would dissolved back into his body. Splatter Phoenix's mascara was running down the side of her face, making her look like a raccoon.
The next scene was Todd getting left in the woods. Ammonia Pines and Bugmaster were blubbering.
"Oh poor Todd! Abandoned!" Bugmaster bawled.
Negaduck just sneered. "Oh stop whining. They're just stupid animals and some stupid robot that people made. It's not real. It's just a stupid cartoon." That earned him a slap from Ammonia Pine who was too choked up to say anything. "Ow! What?"
"Who cares about a bunch of stupid animals dying?"
That earned her getting pushed in the mud by Splatter Phoenix.
"Oh you stupid creativeless freak! You will pay for this!" Dr. Anna screamed at her. She pulled out a small device to see that it was broken. Tears falling down her face. "You'll pay for this! I'll make sure of it!"
"And we are down to our final three." Chris replied.
"What are we doing again?" Megavolt asked.
"We have to ssssee who can ssstay the longessst without crying." Camille told him.
"Oh." The electric rat muttered.
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Camille: I'm sssurprisssed that plug head made it thisss far.
Megavolt: Uh…what am I doing here again?
"Now my dear villains it's down to our see who will be the last to cry. Next I will…"
Suddenly there was sound of shattering glass and everyone turned to see one a blond hair intern picking up broken light bulbs, which caused Megavolt to run over and help. Tears had started falling, sad that his fellow luminaries didn't get a chance for freedom.
"Oh I'm sorry. I'm so sorry that I never got a chance to free you."
"And Megavolt is out…. By one of the interns who broke some light bulbs… weird. So we are done to Camille and Negaduck. And now the video of Snowdrop."
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Steelbeak: Oh ho ho! McClain you sly dog!
After watching the whole almost fifteen minutes of a blind pony who never fitted in, Camille was the only crying. Negaduck scowled.
"That's supposed to make us cry? My life story is sadder than that!" He turned to Camille, "And stop crying! It's just a stupid horse!"
"But it's so sad!" she wept. Negaduck shook his head, disgusted at the scene.
"And Negaduck is our winner! You win immunity and a brand new motorcycle!" Chris replied. Negaduck's face lit up. "I'm totally kidding! It's a lifetime supply of tissues!
"That's the stupid prize I've ever heard of!" Negaduck snapped.
"And for the rest of you, you will vote off the next loser to ride the boat of losers!"
That night thirteen villains were sitting around the campfire. Chris stood in front of them with a bowl of black licorice.
"I have twelve pieces of licorice, meaning twelve villains are safe? Who is going home tonight? When I call your name come get your licorice. Camille, Ammonia, Liquidator, Quackerjack, Tuskerninni, Ample Grime, Quackerjack, Clovis, Bushroot, Steelbeak, and Bugmaster." Dr. Anna, who was still covered in mud and Megavolt gulped. "You two are the last ones for the chopping block. And the last licorice goes to… Megavolt."
"WHAT?" Dr. Anna exclaimed.
"That's right. Now beat it."
"This is all your fault you black cladded freak! When I get my hands on you I'll kill you!" She started charging at the painter but was grabbed by Chef and dumped into the boat. "You will pay!"
"Oh boo hoo, I'll get over it." Splatter replied.
Chris smiled at the camera. "And that ends a great day at Camp Wawanakwa! Is Negaduck really as cold hearted as people thinks he is? Will Dr. Anna get her revenge on Splatter Phoenix for getting her dirty and breaking her new invention? Find out on DARKWING…VILLAIN…ISLAND!"
And so ends another chapter. I don't have a problem with Dr. Anna, but she doesn't have an episode and I've never read the comic she was featured in. Though she was the scientist to give Flygirl and her male partner his powers when they stole the S.H.U.S.H ray gun she didn't really talk much. So it was bye-bye Dr. Anna! Megavolt was hard to do. I mean, I've don't expect him to cry much, not only because he won't remember, but he doesn't seem to be the type to cry like Negaduck.
Negaduck I though could feel a little attachment to Nega-Gosalyn (Gosalyn). He did take her in (how or why is unknown) and he had to feel something when he lived with her. So I thought since parents can relate to Baby Mine why can't Negaduck?
So please review and tell me what you think! Until then… this has been another addition of Darkwing Villain Island!