Prompt giving by: yrsd
" i was thinking ron stuck halfway in a cat flap with Draco trying to push his big bum"
Word Count: 922
Non-beta'd sorry for any mistakes.
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Warnings: Language and sexual references
"See yah lata' mate," Harry slurred from the taxi window as Ron clumsily made his way up the stairs to his flat.
Ron giggled at his friends slurred words, ignorant of his own, and yelled a response as the taxi drove off to Harry's place.
Placing his attention back on the stairs, he made sure to have a secure grip on the handrail so he wouldn't trip…again.
You wouldn't believe how dangerous his stairs were…
Especially when he was pissed out of his mind.
Ron made it up to his door without incident, laughing at the events that had happened at the pub earlier. Neville would probably never speak to him when he found out about the pictures.
Smiling at the thought he lazily felt his pockets for his keys. When he didn't feel anything his eyes widened in panic.
"Fuck." Ron cursed and checked again, but alas he couldn't find it.
He pitifully looked at the road hoping the taxi was still in site, but of course it wasn't.
Ron sighed; he didn't have his wand on him either. It was a rule he made with himself, to never carry his wand on the chance that he would accidently do magic in front of a muggle and to give…
TO GIVE HIS KEYS TO HARRY!
The bastard had his keys!
He groaned; Harry's flat was all the way across town. If he walked, he'd get there by morning.
Ron then squealed happily when he got an idea. He didn't have to walk to Harry's because his boyfriend was in the house.
Boasting himself on his genius, Ron banged on the door. After five minutes of no response, he started to worry that he was going to have to sleep on the small deck.
"Draco!" His entire body was lazily leaning against the door and he banged helplessly.
Why the hell did Draco choose tonight of all times to be a heavy sleeper.
Ron started to slide down the door frame as if he were boneless, a feeling of dread washing over him. He didn't even have a bloody welcome mat to sleep on!
As he reached the ground he yelped in shock as his hand went through the door.
The cat flap!
Without thinking the drunken red head pushed his head through the small door and started yelling for his boyfriend. He was soon rewarded when he heard shuffling upstairs and Draco yelling at him to shut up.
"I'm locked out! Let me in!" He screamed one last time, before yanking backwards attempting to get his head out flat. When he didn't budge a new panic set in that instantly sobered him up,
He was stuck!
He pulled a few more times, but to no avail.
"Draco where the fuck are you!" He yelled angrily. "Help I'm stuck!"
"And what right do you have to rush me?" Draco's voice flowed from upstairs. "You're the one who woke me up a 3 in the morning because you locked your stupid ass out! And what do you mean you're stuck?"
Ron, couldn't see, but heard Draco coming down the steps.
"What the-" Draco exclaimed, did a double take of the weird scene before he promptly fell on the floor laughing.
"Draco this isn't funny." Ron whined, cheeks burning with embarrassment.
"Oh yes it!"
"Just help me out of here!"
"I have to take a picture!"
"No! Draco! Come back!"
Ron sighed; he should've just walked to Harry's.
After Draco took his photos he went back to teasing his boyfriend.
"How did you even get your fat head through the door?"
"I don't know. Can you just help me? I'm tired." He complained.
Draco rolled his eyes, but waved his wand letting the cat flap expand to three times its original size.
Still slightly drunk and embarrassed, Ron wasn't thinking clearly as he crawled forward, trying to get in through the cat door. When he tried to pull his bum through the door he realized he was stuck again. He looked up at his boyfriend pitifully.
Draco, who had witnessed the entire event, sighed.
"You are just a special type of stupid when you're pissed. You were supposed to back out of the cat flap"
"Just get me out!" Ron barked, not wanting to be insulted anymore.
Draco held in most of his laugh as he took a few more pictures.
He then opened the door, causing Ron to crawl forward with it.
Taking one look at Ron's bum a naughty smirk grew on Draco's face. He smacked it lightly and turned to Ron.
"We should have sex."
"Draco. NO!" Ron groaned, wondering how he came up with these ideas.
"Come on," Draco used both hands to grab his arse, moving his fingers in a messaging motion. "No one would see. A quick disillusionment will make sure to that."
"Does it look like I'm in the mood?" Ron huffed angrily.
"You could be…"
"Draco!"
"Fine!" The spoiled pureblood sighed and started pushing.
"Just make the flap bigger!" Ron complained, not appreciating being pushed.
After a few more harsh words Ron was freed and soon pouting in bed next to a laughing boyfriend.
"I was only kidding…mostly" Draco wrapped his arms around Ron, trying to steal a kiss from his reluctant boyfriend.
Ron rolled his eyes at the lie, but too tired to argue he let Draco steal a quick peck and started drifting.
"Just don't tell anyone," He said tiredly before falling asleep.
Draco kissed his forehead soothingly.
"Oh I'm going to tell everyone."
A/N: So let me explain...Writing small drabbles (under 1000 words) helps me get into my groove when writing my bigger stories. You can request Prompts for me to write if you want to (through Pm or review), but I can't promise I'll write them all. Only the one's I like and capable of writing. I know from being a Dron fan there are certain scenarios that you want to read about Draco/Ron, but no one has written them yet so I'll try to make some happy with 1000 words or less.
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