Hey! Wassup mi hommies? And that is the worst gangster entrance I have ever done…but no worries! Because I have another chapter for you! So sit back and watch our favorite villains! This is based off of the phobia factor and finding fears for some of the villains were HARD! So enjoy!
Chapter 7: Face the Fears!
Last time on Darkwing Villain Island… the Fuzzy Bunnies, those cute little rabbits that everyone loves/hates in St. Canards! The Villains had to spend the day with these adorably cute good-doers. Negaduck has been labeled their special playmate and got a new makeover. In the end it was Camille who was sent home after trying to strangle one of the Fuzzy Bunnies…shocking! Who will go next time on Darkwing…Villain…Island!
The villains all gathered in the mess hall right after Camille was dragged off. "Can you believe that Camille girl is finally gone?" Steelbeak asked.
"If I had to hear one more comment with her hissing I was going to slice her into ribbons," Negaduck commented.
"Well I don't blame her, those rabbits were annoying, maybe she was afraid of them. " Clovis wondered.
Negaduck shrugged. "Who knows? Just one of those funny little fears some people have."
"Well my dear, EVERYBODY'S afraid of SOMETHING," Clovis reminded him.
"Well I am afraid of NOTHING," Negaduck denied.
"Me too," Steelbeak agreed. He fell silent for a moment. "Except for bad fashion sense."
A few villains snickered. "Fashion sense?" Tuskerninni asked.
"Excuse me, but I got a reputation to keep! I am not going to degrade myself to look terrible when I'm doing my job." Steelbeak tried to defend his phobia.
"I understand your fear, Steely," Ammonia spoke up. "I myself am afraid of being dirty...can you imagine the stains that I'll have trouble getting out?" The clean-freak agent shuddered. "No offense sister."
"None taking sis. I'm afraid of being clean." Ample put in.
CONFESSION CAM
Tuskerninni: Suddenly everyone started to confess their fears like some short of share-fest. Quackerjack went on that he hated being put in a suit, Megavolt can't stand getting wet. Splatter is afraid of thunder, Liquidator is afraid of being his old solid self, Clovis is terrified of spiders and Bushroot fears he'll forever be alone.
"Then what's your fear Tuskerninni?" Clovis asked.
"Me well… uh…I'm afraid of tornadoes." He admitted and some of the villains looked at him, "One, those things are unpredictable and two, those things are DEADLY."
Negaduck rolled his eyes. "Oh come on boss, all experts agree that everyone is afraid of something!" Liquidator replied.
"Well I'm not, so drop it!"
CONFESSION CAM
Negaduck: I'm not going to admit anything to those losers, but I am afraid of something…I'm afraid of…I'm afraid of…
The next morning, the villains gathered back in the mess hall for breakfast. As they finished up, Chris went to the front of the hall. "Are you all ready for today's challenge?" There were a few groans. "Good! Today's challenge will be a bit different. But first..." He took a toy spider out of his bag and tossed it to Clovis. The secretary screamed and fell to the floor.
CONFESSION CAM
Clovis: *fetal position*Oh no…oh no…
Steelbeak: Clovis is an imbecile.
The villains gasped as they realized what this meant. "That's right," Chris replied. "Today's challenge is facing your deepest, darkest fears. Anyone who can face their fears wins invincibility for the night. Anyone who doesn't...you know the drill." The host paused. "Oh, and BTW...thanks for the suggestion, Tuskerninni, I had another challenge planned but your comment last night definitely inspired me." The villains all glared at the acting walrus.
CONFESSIONAL CAM
Tuskerninni: *facepalm* Oy, confound me and my oversized mouth!
"Okay Likky come here." Liquidator made his way over to the host and was instantly shot by a ray. He turned back into his old self, Bud Flood. Chris smirked, "You have to stay as your old self for an hour."
"Fantastic…" Bud replied miserably.
Megavolt had to jump in the lake, he down right refused, explaining that he would short out. He was about to walk away when he slipped and fell into the water. Electricity started coursing out and he screamed in pain. Everyone winced. "Ooh…that's gotta hurt," Chris replied.
Next Clovis had to hold a spider on her arm for ten minutes. She flinched a few times but she made it. Steelbeak had to wear an outfit that didn't match at all (ie: a plaid shirt, a scarf and shorts).
Bushroot was next he had to sit in a room with no people or plants around, with a message tape playing that he would forever be alone. Ten minutes later the botanist was laying curled up in the fetal position, sobbing.
CONFESSION CAM
Splatter Phoenix: Bushroot is a weak pansy.
Quackerjack had to wear a suit. He put up a long fight about taking his hat off and in the end the producers agreed to let him keep it on. Ammonia had to be covered in dirt by her sister, also the same by Ample. In the end, both sisters couldn't take it and made themselves as clean/filthy as they were before.
Tuskerninni and Splatter Phoenix was chased around by the weather control machine, where only Splatter managed to get through it. Negaduck smiled contentedly. "Well, I guess that's it. No more challenges."
"Not so fast, Mr. Evil," Chris spoke up. "There IS ONE more challenge."
"What are you talking about? They all did their challenges!"
"Yes, but YOU HAVEN'T."
"But I'M not afraid of anything!"
Chris grinned. "Oh really?" Negaduck gulped. Chris led him off to a room where everything had a mouse them; the walls, the carpet, the furniture, everything. Several mice were roaming free. Negaduck let out a blood curling scream and tried to bolt, only to be held by his cape as he tried to make a break for it.
"Mice? You're afraid of MICE?" Liquidator (now back to his mutated watery self) chuckled. "Are you freaking SERIOUS?" Negaduck's responded by starting to cry.
"Apparently so," Megavolt commented.
CONFESSION CAM
Negaduck: *fetal position* *rocking back and forth* Mice….mice…why mice? Why?
All you have to do to gain invincibility is to stay locked in the mouse room for ten minutes without trying to get out," Chris told the cowering and whimpering duck. "Now in you go." He pushed him into the room and locked the door behind her. "Start the timer." The timer started. After ten minutes passed, Chris opened the door...to find Negaduck in the corner cowering with several mice on him, letting out terrified screams and shaking them off. The first thing that the evil mallard did was run straight out and cling onto the nearest object…which happened to be Steelbeak's leg. Chris shook his head. "Tsk tsk, I expected more from Public Enemy number 1. OK, Liquidator, Splatter, Steelbeak and Quackerjack all win invincibility tonight, along with the prize of a twenty-dollar coupon to Horror R Us, the world's leading provider of scary movies. The rest of you, please vote off one of the other villains."
Later that night the seven losing villains were sitting at the Losers' circle…with Negaduck still clinging onto Steelbeak's leg. The Chief F.O.W.L agent didn't look too happy with him on.
"Can someone get him off of me so I can go to the cabin?"
Bushroot and Megavolt went over and pried their fearsome leader of his leg. The evil mallard's fear finally subsided after being pulled off. He was still shaking.
"I'll just cut to the chase since Negaduck is too much of a chicken." Chris replied. "Ammonia…Clovis…Megavolt…Bushroot… and Ample." The five villains received their candy, leaving Negaduck and Tuskerninni. "And the final licorice goes to…Negaduck. Tuskerninni, you didn't even face your fear, so adios my friend!"
"Good, I didn't want to waste my skills here!" Tuskerninni huffed and walked onto the boat.
"And another one is gone," Chris announced. "What will go on next for our ten remaining baddies? Find out next time on DARKWING...VILLAIN...ISLAND!"
And Tuskerninni is gone! I thought real hard about what the villains were afraid of and some of them fit, like Megavolt being afraid of water for his shorting out and Bushroot being afraid of being alone. Some I had to make up, like Tuskerninni being afraid of tornadoes.
Negaduck's was hard too. But I thought it would be fun if he was terrified of mice. His was hard because he's NOT afraid of anything which was hard. And yea… scarred for life…poor Negs. I'm so evil. So my dears readers please review and this has been another episode of DARKWING…VILLAIN…ISLAND!