Chapter 6
I woke up with arms wrapped around me. I figured that those arms were from Andrew. I kissed his forehead. Andrew woke up and kissed me on the lips. "Austin, do you want pancakes for breakfast? I will make some for you, I have to replace the ones I ate," Andrew gestured himself, trying to be funny.
"Sure, babe. And you are not funny right now. I am still down from yesterday," I said sadly.
Andrew pouted and got us clothes to put on. He had an 'American Eagle' blue shirt and pink swimsuit on. I had a 'Hollister' pink shirt and blue swimsuit on. Again, Andrew tried to be funny. I glared at him with my serious look. Andrew sighed and pulls his hand out so I could grab it to get up. We walked down stairs. I sat down at the kitchen table quietly. Andrew got the indigents out of the cabinet. "Austin, what do you want in your pancakes?" I stared at him quietly. "Chocolate chips as it is," he said happily.
Seriously, why are you happy and your brother is sad right now. Oh, right. He must have done something last night, "Alright, Andrew. Spill it," I said, in serious tone.
(High-pitched) "What are you talking about," Andrew said nervously.
"I knew you so well. What did you do?"
"Okay, I might have threated your 'friends' to come over or I will tie their toes on the rope while swinging over the pit of hungry sharks," he said quickly.
I shook my head. I really don't know what to say to my 'friends.' I heard the door bell rung. I walked to the window and see who was it. It was my so called 'friends' were at the door. I panicked. Andrew walked to the door to open it. They saw me and I panicked again. Before they had a chance to say something to me, I ran off to hide. A different hiding place, of course. I kept my eyes closed. Andrew found me, again. "In our parents' closet ? Really," Andrew said knowingly.
I shook my head at my 'friends.'
"Austin, can you please hear us out? In the living room," Ally said sadly.
I got up from the bottom of the closet. They walked ahead of me and I refused to walk too close to them, because I promised not to. They sat down on the couch. I sat on the far end of the couch, away from them. They looked at me, because they don't know which emotion I was in. 'Happy, sad, confused, upset, angry, disappointed, etc.' I stared at them. Then Dez started, "Austin, we have confession to make." Dez said calmly before saying emotionally, "Ally made us do it! I am so ashamed," Dez pointed at Ally.
Ally gasped and looked at Dez shockingly. "Well, Dez! It is not my fault that you were the one who took the pictures of them together! And Trish was the one who said to put some shit on the picture. And then I suggested them to put them on the internet," Ally stopped when she realized what she said.
I spoke up angrily, "I don't give a fuck who fault it was. All of you did it. All of you! I am really hurt made me don't want to reveal more of my personal life. Maybe I should I leave…"
My 'friends' and my boyfriend hopped up at the same time with shock. Ally said calmly, "You can't leave! You have people who cared about you. Please Austin, don't leave."
"Well, thanks a lot! My parents probably already knew about it. They might as well as they would call me right now…" I got interrupted by the phone ringing.
I saw the I.D. I groaned, but decided to answer the phone. "Austin! Andrew! Are you guys okay," my mom bombarded at the phone. I literally face-palm myself. Oh, shit. What will I say to them? "Austin, please Face-Time us." I set my phone to FaceTime. My mom's face showed up on the screen. I smiled and waved at her. My mom looked so disappointed. "Austin! Why did you tell us that you and Andrew are dating," my mom said sadly.
"I am sorry. I am just little nervous to tell you guys about us. You might don't accept us." My mom looked serious for second, and then she started laughing her head off. HARD. Okay, I don't really know what the hell was going on. "Mom, are you okay," I said nervously.
"We wouldn't accept Austin and Andrew dating each other! Does that sound natural, Mike," mom asked my father.
Our father, of course, laughing his head off.
"What the fuck is going on," I shouted at them. I realized what I said. "Excuse me," I peeped at her.
They stopped laughing before saying, "We already knew about you guys. I mean of course! The entire time I saw one of you got said when another one wasn't here. So we sorta set you guys up to be left alone in the house so you could make up the lost time. Seems like you guys are still dating since at age of 6!" I stared at her in shock. How does she know when we started dating?! "I know it is too much for you to take. But, damn, Austin. You gotta to hide your relationship better than that."
Andrew and I sighed in relief.
"Thank you, guys. I love you both so much. Sorry for not telling you earlier," I said sadly.
"Oh, phony. You don't have to be sorry! We have to go. Bye, Ausdrew," my mom said before hanging up.
"What the hell is Ausdrew," I said confusedly.
"Your couple name," Dez began from nowhere. "Combination of Austin & Andrew. Like for an example, Austin & Ally becomes Auslly, Dez & Austin becomes Deztin, and Trish & Austin becomes Tristin."
While Dez was coming up the couples' names, I saw Dez, Ally, and Trish blushed. I got suspicious about their behavior. "Okay, why are you all blushing," I started to feel frustrated about their behavior.
They said, (high-pitch) "Whhaaaattttttt?"
"Just dammit. Tell me," I got little angrier than a second.
They sighed at the same time before answering, "I am in love with you, Austin Monica Moon."
I was little upset and shock at the same time. I was upset because everybody knows my fucking middle name. But honestly, I am more of shock than upset. "I thought you and Trish love each other," I said with confusion in my voice.
"Weeelllll, no. Not really, I love Trish as my sister. But I only dated her so I could wipe away my pain," Dez said truthfully.
"Well, I love Dez as my brother. It would be weird if I date my own brother. I mean really weird," Ally elbowed Trish until Trish realized what she just mentioned. "I mean dating Dez would be weird," she laughed awkwardly.
"I thought you love Dallas," I asked Ally.
She looked at me awkwardly, "No, I don't love Dallas. I only like him as a friend," Ally said truthfully.
I nodded even though I am still confused with the situation.
"You guys seemed really sorry, but why do you hate me," I said sadly.
They said at the same time, "Oh, no. Austin We don't hate you. We thought that you are amazing," I sighed in relief. "We hate Andrew," they said while glaring at Andrew.
Andrew and I jumped up at the same time. "What did I do," Andrew asked confusedly.
"Don't pretend that you don't know anything."
"I am not pretending. I REALLY don't know."
"Well, you took Austin from us! The whole reason that we talked shit about you two so you guys would break up. That was our goal," Trish said evilly.
I shook my head at their insanity, "Guys, you still could have told me how you felt about me. Trust me, everything is better with Austin Moon," I said proudly and evilly.
They got worried what I have on mind. They stiffed in their place, really don't know what to do next. I motioned my hand to invite my friends up to Ausdrew's room. Yeah, I know. I used our couple name that my mom came up for us. I wuv that name already. I got my friends in our room. Andrew locked the door behind him. I am so ready to blow their minds away! "Ally, Dez, and Trish," I started talking and they all looked at me with worrisome in their eyes. "It is okay, guys. Nothing too extreme. Just wanted to say something." They relaxed a little bit, but still not believing what I said. 'Whatever, guys. Stop being sucha pussy,' I thought to myself. "Andrew, I have something to tell you. Please don't be mad at me." Andrew nodded at me before I continued, "I am breaking up with you," I said calmly.
Andrew doesn't look mad or surprised at all. "I understand, Austin. I am glad that we shared our moments together," Andrew said happily.
Andrew and I looked at my best friends, because they were about to burst out. "Don't break up with him, because of us," they begged.
"Well, guys. Thank you so much! I am lot happier than before! I think you are right about me dating my brother was drop dead wrong. I agree that I shouldn't date my own motherfucking brother, just like you said, Ally. I am so happy that I was able to date anybody else besides my relatives. Thank you so much, guys. For ending our long-term relationship," I said happily.
"Austin and Andrew! We are so sorry that we sabotaged your long-term relationship. To be honest with you, we were just jealous that we don't have long-term relationship like you two. Andrew and you are so cute together, even though you guys looked exactly alike. So fucking cute," Ally said truthfully.
Andrew and I had our world-famous smirks on our faces. Ally, Dez, and Trish looked like they were about to get piss off. "What the fuck is going on," Trish shouted.
"Guys, first of all. We can't tolerate about the shit you guys put on the internet. So we wanted to get you guys back. Hard! So, we seemed that we got you guys back."
"So the entire time you have been jealous of us so you wanted to get us back for your bullshit on internet," Dez said confusedly.
"Dez, I will explain this to you…later," Ally patted on Dez's shoulder.
Dez nodded his head, still looked confuse.
"Well, what that means you forgave us," Trish and Ally said excitedly.
"Of course! I forgave you guys," I said, trying to hold back my laughter. I held up my arms so we could have our usual group bear hug. "You guys are good now." I knew Ally and Trish does not believe me every second. They still looked scared once again. "What is up with you guys," I asked teasingly.
"But you just said you forgave us. Why the tone of your voice is telling us that you still have another revenge," Ally said nervously. Trish nodded in agreement, except Dez nodded because he likes nodding so much. Just remember, that who he is.
"Oh come on guys. Stop worrying about what I was thinking, okay? Trust me, I am over it now," I said happily.
"Why are you so damn happy if we are on our nervous wreck right now," Trish shouted at Andrew and I.
"So, guys. Do you want pizza? On me," I said, like this conversation never happened.
"Oh, come on Austin! Give it a rest," Ally said, looked so scared beyond this point.
"Wow, you guys look like you could fill up the kiddie pool with your sweat. Are you okay," Andrew said, while teasing them.
Andrew and I held back our laughs. Oh man. Their faces are priceless! I wiped my invisible tears from my eyes. "Okay, what kind of toppings you want on your pizza," I asked them.
"Sausage and mushrooms," Dez grinned goofily.
"Pineapples and ham," Trish looked at me suspiciously.
"Just cheese," Ally said with same tone that Trish had.
Oh man! That shit is so fucking funny! I went out of our room and called Tim's Square Pizza on my short dial. Just in case Andrew and I don't feel like cooking during the time. "Hey, Austin," the familiar voice responded.
"You noticed my phone number," I said in disbelief.
"Yeah, no matter how many people called in. I still remember your number because you're AUSTIN MOON," Cassidy squealed in the phone.
"Yeah, can I have my order?"
"Yeah! Of course! Anything for you! What are the kinds you want?"
"I want five boxes of pizza. I want one sausage and mushrooms, pineapples and ham, cheese, and my usual. With side of hot wings. I will also need Styrofoam cups and plates and napkins, too. I would like to have all kinds of sodas you have," I said finally, just out of breath.
"Alright, Austin! I will bring right over! Oh my gosh! I am finally meeting Austin Moon," Cassidy shouted in the phone before hanging up.
I put my phone away and saw that my friends and (still my boyfriend) Andrew were already in the living room. In less than ten minutes, I heard door bell rung. I paced to the door and opened it to see who it was. None other than perky blonde girl at the door with her big eyes, "Um, hi," I said awkwardly.
"Oh my gosh, you are Austin Moon," Cassidy, who I quickly recognized.
"Can I have my food now please?"
"Oh of course! Anything for you! Everything you asked for are in the car," Cassidy said while pointing at her car.
"Did you manage to get everything in the car yourself," I said in disbelief. Does that girl have social life or something?
"Oh, yeah! You want it, I will get it," Cassidy said perkily.
I called out everybody to come outside to help me with the food and the drinks out of the car. Until then I heard screaming. I whipped around to see who it was. Just like I figured. "Cassidy, are you okay? Why are you screaming," I said, getting annoyed at this point.
She looked shocked and slapped lightly on my arm, "Austin! You never told me that you have a twin brother."
I am also shocked. She didn't see the pictures and the news? I bet that she doesn't have a phone, library account, television, or friends. I feel bad for this girl.
"Well, yeah. I do have a brother," I said coolly.
"I would love to stay and chat, but I really have to go. It was a pleasure to meet you Austin," Cassidy said seriously.
What the hell? When she was on the phone she was all perky & loud and she got here with the same attitude. But now when she was ready to leave, she was serious. Wow, this blonde is nuts. Everything were in the house. We were about to enjoy our dinner. "Ally, Dez, and Trish? You guys go ahead and sit on the couch in the movie room we will be right there," I said to them. They looked at us suspiciously, but left out of the room. I looked to make sure that they were gone. I turned to Andrew and whispered into his ear. "Are you ready to set on our revenge now?" He nodded evilly as I did too. Keep your head up guys, Andrew and I are coming right at you very soon!