Team RWBY gathered happily around the Christmas tree, ready for some holiday spirited gifting. The air was filled with joy and happiness, and even Weiss was smiling. The tree had been decorated with various ornaments such as colorful glass balls and shining strands of tinsel. It had started with a dozen candy canes, but they were all gone now. You can thank Ruby for that.

It was time for presents, and the first one was for Ruby. It was a small box wrapped in white paper covered in snowflake patterns. She looked to Weiss. "Aww, you shouldn't have."
Weiss shrugged. "Probably not, but isn't that what Christmas is all about?"

Ruby nodded and starting ripping the paper off. "It's a... box." She opened the box. "It's a... bag." She opened the bag. Inside was a some new underwear. "Um... Weiss?"

"All I'm saying is that everyone would be more comfortable if you wore some." Ruby gave a truly depressed look, to which Weiss smiled. "Oh, and there's a gift card for free cookies in there too."

Ruby jumped up, pumping her fist in the air. "YAY! COOKIES!"

Yang picked out another present. "Alright, this one's next... It's for Blake." She handed the haphazardly wrapped present to her partner. "From me!"

Blake took the gift. "Now I'm scared." She opened it to find exactly what she had expected. "Gee thanks, Yang." She held up the large bag of catnip for everyone to see.

While Yang and Ruby laughed, Weiss retrieved another gift from under the tree. "This one's for me!"

Blake gave an interested look, ignoring her partner. "Who is it from?"

Weiss just shrugged. "Yang, but who cares. It's a present." She opened it and held up for all to see... a swimsuit. Not one to let Yang get the better of her, she just shrugged. "Thanks."

Yang suddenly became determined to beat the Heiress, so she reached under the tree and grabbed the one addressed to her from Weiss. Opening it in a hurry, she quickly pulled the present out to find... shampoo. "Wha... I don't..."

"It's for your hair." Weiss crossed her arms. "I thought you might actually appreciate hair care products."

Blake picked a present out from under the tree and handed it to Weiss. "Here, this one's from Ruby."

Weiss took it and opened it. Inside was... "Ruby!" She covered it up with her hands. "This is not appropriate!"

Blake peeked over, spotting the cover of a lewd book. "If you don't want it..."

Weiss closed the box up and put the present behind her. "No! I'll keep it, just..."

Ruby grabbed a gift and gave it to Blake. "Oh, and this one's from me too!"

Blake opened it, then turned red. "Well... it's not a cat toy..." It was, in fact, the most recent release in her favorite series. Until now, she had been unaware that Ninjas Of Love had six volumes. She had also been unaware that her teammates knew about her love for the series. "Uh... thanks, Ruby."

"Now it's time for sisterly presents!" Yang excitedly shoved a gift into Ruby's hands. "This is from me!"

Ruby opened it and pulled out a CD, waving it around happily. "Yay! Jeff Williams!"

Yang looked at her sister expectantly. "So what did you get me?"

Ruby stopped. "Oh... I knew I was forgetting something..."

Blake went over to the tree. "Okay, so now it's time for presents from me!" She handed everyone their respective gifts, three small packages.

Ruby opened her gift to find it contained a stack of books. She'd never heard of them before, but books were books. "Thanks, Blake!"

Yang's gift, on the other hand, was a dead bird. "Um... I don't get it."

"You gave me catnip. I give you a dead bird. Treat me like your cat, and I'll treat you like my human."

"You win this round, Belladonna."

And finally, Weiss got... "This is a calendar?"

Blake nodded.

"A kitten calendar."

"Yes."

"From last year."

"Uh... the pictures are still cute."

Weiss shook her head. "Well, then open my present to you."

Suddenly, Blake was very curious. She unwrapped it and opened the box.

And out jumped a puppy.

"WEISS, *boop*ING GET IT AWAY FROM ME!"

Author's note: JNPR gets presents next time.