Chapter 7
Andrew and I are getting things together for my friends. We brought the items to the movie room to put them on the counter. We saw my friends still looked nervous. To let you guys know that Andrew and I already planned out our revenge, just in case someone tries to sabotage. Oh hell yeah, we are quick and sly. "Hey, Ally. Do you want some of this soda in your cup," I asked Ally.
I just don't get why Ally really, I mean REALLY hates Styrofoam cups.
"Yeah, why not," Ally said happily.
Here we go. Andrew and I "accidentally" rubbed the cups together to annoy Ally.
"Trish, what is that sound," Ally started to realize the familiar sound that scarred her for life.
"Oh, no! Cover your ears, you hate this sound," Trish started to reach out for Ally's ears to cover them.
Ally slapped Trish's hands away and shouted, "What the fuck is going on?! I am supposed to be calm, cool, and collected!"
Andrew and I started to laugh at Ally's crazed look (the one in the episode of Glory & Glee Clubs).
"Looks like you are not all above," I said knowingly.
She sent me a glare. So I decided to go back working on the food. I looked at Andrew and gave him a signal to do this on Trish now. We will call her ex-jerk, Trent. Andrew got my signal and walked out of the room to call Trent.
Andrew's POV ~As Dez: About time~
After Austin gave me a signal to call Trish's ex-jerk, Trent. Dumbass. Anyway, I dialed his phone number. "Hey, Golden Toes," Trent said mockingly.
"Only Dez could call me that, T-Lame," I said, make it like Austin as possible. And Trent seemed to believe it.
"Okay, I guess that we are still frenemies," Trent said sadly.
"The only way that we would not be frenemies if you come over to my house so we could work things out."
There was a small faint response on the line. "Okay, deal."
"And I almost forgot. Can you please bring Dex. You have no idea how much Dez misses him since our fight on The Wanda Watson Show set," I am actually smiling because our plan is working.
"Sure, no problem! What time?"
"Um, right now!"
"Oh, crap. I had better contact Dex, because I have not seen him since our fight on The Wanda Watson Show set," Trent said sadly.
"Oh, what you guys fought about," I asked him.
"Don't you remember what happened? You and I had a fight. And I walked on Dex without explaining to him what happened. Wow, Austin. Did you know that I love blondes," Trent asked me.
"Huh," I said stupidly.
"Never mind, Austin. I am coming," Trent started laughing before hanging up.
Huh, what the hell Trent was talking about? He loves blondes? I have blonde hair…oh I get it. Blonde moment. Trent sure got me there. I am actually laughed at myself. I walked back to the movie room to see Austin. My one and only brother/boyfriend. There is something I had to tell him, but I don't know when to tell Austy. I have to figure out the right time to tell him. I hope that he knows how to keep it to himself. I woke up to the reality because I am so lost in my thoughts. Nobody is watching me. I smiled at everybody. I gave Austin my signal. He seemed like he got it.
Austin's POV
Andrew gave me a signal that he called ex-jerk, Trent, and Dex too. So Dez, Dex, and Trent will annoy Trish all at the same time! I have to figure out what Dez hates the most! Oooh, I know! Chuck McCoy! I almost forgot about him! And finally we should find Tilly, the former H8r girl to annoy Ally. Or maybe not. We really don't know who is her enemy. She doesn't hate Tilly…wait now I remember! Her enemies are Val and Jean Paul Paul Jean. They destroyed her dreams!
"Guys, I have to make some calls for few minutes," I told my friends, and they nodded at me. I walked out of the house and got in my car to start making some calls. First, I decided to call Jean Paul Paul Jean.
"Austin…Moon! How have you been doing by the time of this day," Jean Paul Paul Jean answered the phone, but loudly. Loudly enough for me to pull phone away from my ear. He doesn't really care if he was fucking loud enough to break my ear drum. Dumbass.
"Hey, man. I have been doing fine! How was yours," I asked him, politely as possible.
"Why, you ask me how was my day? Oh, I will tell you alright. My day is starting out really good until a little annoy shit call me by the wonderful time of the day," Jean Paul Paul Jean said happily, in the note of sarcasm. I could feel him roll his eyes.
"Okay, I can feel that you are still mad at us. But do you want to work it out at my house," I tried not to act all girly. Because I battered my eyes lashes at my phone. So glad he couldn't see me. Ha!
"Ha? What are you laughing about? Who is there with you," he asked me desperately.
"Oh, sorry. Must have said my thought out loud. Nobody is there with me," I answered his question.
"Okay, I am like a tiger because I will roar," he said before hanging up on me. Weirdo.
Now I am dialing Val Crawford's number.
"What…do…you…want," Val said each word slowly, with her one and only bitchy tone.
I decided to copy her tone, "Well, Val. I wanted to let you know about the newest music artists are coming to my house today. And I wanted to know that if you were interested in coming and have interviews with them."
"Austin. You know that you came to the right person about this! I am here to crush their dreams once I become their manager."
"Okay…are you coming right now?"
"Let me think about it for a minute…tick, tick, tick, tick, tick…no," she finally said.
"Oh, come on. You're…you're…you are…" I don't know what to say next.
"Dream crusher," Val said to me dreamily.
"Yes, that the word. Dream crusher," I nodded even though she couldn't see me.
"You convenience me to come to your house to check out the newest music artists," she said before hanging up.
Yes! They are finally coming to my house! I walked back in the house. I heard some noise from upstairs. I was confused about what is happening right now. I ran as fast as I could to the movie room. I saw that Ally has atop of my brother/boyfriend with her fists connecting his face. I ran to her and took her off of Andrew. "Ally, what have gotten into you," I asked her, because she never acted like this before.
"It was Andrew who is rubbing those damn cups together. That noise drove me crazy," she said with her crazed eyes.
"Ally, honey. Do you need some soda in your cup," I asked in concerned tone.
She whipped her head like she thinks I am crazy. "Do not try to fool me again!"
"Well, I am not kidding about it." She shook her head, not believing every single word I told her. "Okay, suit yourself," I shrugged at Ally.
I started to pour some in Ally's cup. I handed Ally her cup. She shook her head feverishly. Whatever, I thought. Then, I heard a doorbell rang. I giggled and everybody in the room looked at me like I am crazy. "Well, we are having visitors here today," Andrew said happily.
"So isn't there a problem about me giggling," I asked. Ally, Dez, and Trish shook their heads. Good. I ran downstairs to open the front door. I saw none other than that ex-jerk, Trent, and his fake best friend, Dex. They did the 'what-up' handshake. "Even though last time we met up. Your what-ups got worse than I thought," I said, wishing I could unseen that.
They stopped and Trent said, "Dude…stay smooth."
"You just got here, bitch. Okay? Do you want to start all that shit with me," I said seriously.
"Hey, I am not your feminine dog," he patted on my (motherfucking) shoulder. "Did you know that…"
"…you love blondes. I get it," I said, getting bored. "I want to take you up to the movie room so we could talk things out," I switched my tone to happy tone.
They nodded and followed me to the movie room. Trish and Dez jumped up from their seats in shock. They said different names at the same time, "Trent? Dex? What are you doing here?"
Ally scratched the back of her neck, "Awkward," she sang-song.
"You have no idea. And now two Dezes. That is the second worst nightmare in my life," Trish said while glaring at (cough) Dumbass (cough) Trent.
"Am I seeing things. There are two Austins," Trent couldn't believe his eyes.
"We all can see it, bastard," Trish rolled her eyes at Trent's stupidity.
"His name is Andrew. He is my twin brother," I am getting bored that…oh shit I forgot something! "Guys, I will be right back."
I ran out of the room to call Chuck McCoy. Dez's enemy. "Chucky, I need you to come to my house, because…there is another competition with Dez in it!"
"Oh, thanks. He he he," Chuck laughed evilly before hanging up on me. Another person hanged on my four times today. What are the odds?!
I was about to leave the room, but I heard a doorbell rang. I giggled again. I opened the door and saw Chuck, Jean Paul Paul Jean, and Val at the door. Ugh, I thought. I changed my attitude. "Hey, guys! How y'all been doing?"
"Thirst of competition," Chuck replied.
"Thirst of crushing dreams from music artists," Val said dreamily.
"I am just here to annoy someone," Jean Paul Paul Jean said while whipping his motherfucking ugly ass cape.
"I just want you guys to come up stairs to the movie room. So you all could get everything y'all want," I motioned my hands for them to follow me. Once all of them entered the movie, they stopped their motives to stare at each other. There was a cricket making a noise. I could see myself smiling because Andrew is smiling too. Once they took a step toward to each other. They traded their dirty looks to one another. Then all of sudden, they started yelling at each other. So that is the movie that Andrew and I wanted to watch! We sat down in those chairs and had the food ready. We watched them fight. Wow the best moment in my life!
Then all of sudden, I heard Trish was yelling at Jean Paul Paul Jean, "Look what you did, you (bleep). You are the biggest (bleep) on Earth. (bleep) you. You are the most (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) in my life. Ugh, I wish I never met you! (bleep) it, (bleep) it!"
Ooh, Trish! She cursed 8 times under a minute! A new record! Andrew and I are having a lot of fun! Watching them fight is exactly like a movie in 4D! Wow! They fought for three hours. I think I have enough. I got up and went to the button to press on it. Then the water started to pour from the ceiling. They stopped fighting and started to complain why they were wet. The water stopped sprinkling, I decided to get the video cameras from their hiding place. I told Andrew to stay where he is while I got get all the cameras in the house. I was carrying the cameras to my room. I started to fix up my videos into my computer so I could put the videos in the right order. After…ugh…30 minutes working on this movie. It is finally finished! I turned it into a CD. I ran out of my room and went in the movie room. I saw that they are still little pissed off from the stunt I pulled earlier. Ugh, sorry my friends. I have to do this. "Guys, I have something for you," I finally said.
They turned to look at me. Evilly, I may add. I cleared my throat before saying. "Okay, I know you guys haven't give yourself a rest since you saw each other. But this, my friends, is the movie that I made." Andrew and I started to laugh again. "Do you want to watch a movie?"
They all nodded. Some sat down on the couch and some sat on the floor. You guys should know who are on the couch and who are on the floor. Yes, my friends, Team Austin & Ally and my boyfriend are on the couch. I put the CD in the DVR and hit it play. I sat on the couch and cuddled up next to Andrew. I felt so warm on his side. I sighed because I felt like there something Andrew isn't telling me. I don't really want to ask him because he will get all defensive. I don't want to bug him about it. After my best friends and our enemies watched the movie. "We looked ridiculous. We looked like little kids. But be glad that this movie isn't trending on the internet," Ally finally said after the movie was finished.
"Um, guys? There is something else I need to tell you. This movie is trending on the internet," I told them.
They all shouted, "WHAT?!"
I grabbed my phone and looked for the video. It is actually on the internet. And it has two thousand views in under 40 minutes after its download. I showed it to them. "Wow, everybody voted this video is the best than the pictures that you took of us! You all did the wonderful job making it like you don't even know the cameras are there," I applauded to them.
"We really don't know that the cameras are around us! Anyway, Austin and Andrew! We are so so so so sorry! We won't do this ever again to anyone. Ever," Team Austin & Ally begged me on their knees.
"Alright, I forgave you guys. For real this time. Sorry for all of the things we did. We won't do that again," I held my arms to have a hug. So does Andrew too.
Team Austin & Ally decided to forgive us and hugged both of us.
Jean Paul Paul Jean was confused. "Why are we here?"
I turned to our enemies. I made a sorry look, "Oh, I am so sorry. Andrew and I just using you guys as puppets for our movie. You are not really here for anything. So you all can leave now." They looked so angry at us right now and walked out of the movie room. When I made sure that they are downstairs, I ran to my best friends and I told them, "I left a little surprise for them." I grinned evilly.
They don't know what I was talking about but grinned along with me. We all ran quietly to downstairs and hid behind the wall where they couldn't see us. I got the remote in my hand and I decided to press the button. All of the sudden we heard a loud screaming. I came out of my hiding place to see how they looked like. They had on the mud with feathers on and had something stamped on their forehead. It says, "Loser, Annoying, and Jerk."
My friends and I started laughing at them I stopped laughing when I realized something. I looked around to find Dex. He was right next to us. He was laughing with us. So I started laughing again. So our enemies decided to leave. Dex said to Dez, "Oh, man! I am having a blast! Want to hang out again?"
"Sure thing, pal," Dez said. They gave each other their secret hand shake.
Mmm, they looked cute together. What would be their couple name? Oh I know! It is…I have nothing. Dex left out of the house. Dez finally said, "I know that I don't like Trent at all. But I still really like this Dex guy. There's…something about him."
We stared at Dez weirdly. I shook my head, "Oh, my gosh guys. It is getting late. Your parents might be worried sick about you guys. Maybe you should head on home and take…a…warm…bath. You all looked angry right now," I looked at them in worrisome tone.
They nodded and left out of the door twitching their heads to their side. I closed the door and turned around. I almost jump out of my skin when Andrew was in front of me . The amount of space that we almost could kiss. I stopped at my motives and not sure what would happen next. There was a long silence until Andrew decided to speak up. "Austin, there is something I had to tell you," I nodded before he went on. "and you might as well want to sit down for this."
I decided to sit down on the couch. "Is it bad, Andy? Are you cheating on me," I said nervously.
"No, I am no cheater, Austy. But as depends on you. But I don't think it is bad," he smiled and started to play with my golden locks.
"Andrew, please stop stalling and tell me!"
He sighed and spoke the words I couldn't believe what I heard. "I'm…"