Ren ran along the rooftops, keeping a sharp eye on the people in the streets below. He effortlessly leaped from one building to the next. A guard on the roof turned and saw him approaching, but Ren jumped at him and put his hand to the man's neck. A small blade that Ren had hidden up his sleeve shot forward into the guard's neck, silencing him before he had a chance to alert others.

Ren glanced down, seeing that he was now above a courtyard. Down below him was his target. He stayed calm and emotionless as he jumped from the roof, landing on the top of a statue. He quickly jumped down to the ground, landing on the back of an unsuspecting guard, dispatching him with his hidden blade. Standing up, Ren drew his sword and faced another three guards. He saw his target behind them, running for an escape.

He ran forward, pushing two of the guards over, and chased down his target. He was faster, and he was smarter, and soon he caught his man. He grabbed the man and plunged the hidden blade into his back. "Requiescat In Pace."

Ran sat in front of the screen, watching the cutscene completely devoid of any real emotion towards the game. He was almost done, but it hardly mattered to him. The game barely held any interest anymore. It just repeated far too much.


Jaune ran. He just ran. He ran as fast as he could, jumping over holes in the ground that would send him careening to his doom, and dodging around walls that would slow him down. Some weird machine thing with spikes and wheels jumped out at him as he ran, but he quickly dodged to the side and avoided it. Looking ahead, he saw that the track he was on came to a loop.

"Uh oh..." He hit the loop, his eyes closed, and when he opened them again he found that he was still running. He had passed the loop without difficulty. He laughed as he ran. Jaune was the fastest Hedgehog in the world, and he could do anything.

Suddenly, the fat man appeared, riding his huge mechanical monstrosity. Jaune quickly jumped into the air and curled into a ball, launching himself at the flashing weak points on his enemy. He hit them and bounced away to the next one, letting them explode one by one behind him.

The fat doctor's voice cursed him as he retreated, and Jaune continued running. He was good at this, and he knew how to win. He laughed in triumph. This was going better than he expected.

"Jaune, keep it down. We're trying to sleep."

Jaune groaned. "Pyrrha, I'm trying to save the world here!"

"Go to sleep!"


Pyrrha opened the door and walked into the room. She looked around, noting everything in the room. It was fairly large and round, with stairs leading up to a raised platform in the center that took up most of the room. There were paintings on the walls all around her, all identical. She thought it odd, but had no idea what to expect in the room. She walked up the stairs and stood in the center, glancing around expectantly. Nothing happened.

"Strange..." She eventually just shrugged and made to leave. Suddenly, a spiked gate shot up from the floor and blocked her way out. She turned around and gasped. Floating in the air above her was the image of her enemy, mounted on the back of a horse. Both seemed to be levitating, beyond any reason she could see. He laughed and placed a dark helmet on his head, and the battle began.

He turned and rode his floating horse into one of the paintings. Pyrrha tried her best to ignore how ridiculous that was. She looked around and spotted him riding out of one of the paintings. She readied her bow and arrow and fired just as he was about to jump out, hitting her enemy without difficulty. He ran back into the painting, and the process repeated until he jumped off his horse.

Ganondorf started hurling balls of lightning at her, which she simply deflected with her sword and sent back at him. When he fell to the ground, she jumped forward and attacked with her sword. Moments later, victory was hers.

Pyrrha jumped up, dropping her controller. "Yes! I'm the winner!" Her team watched in awkward silence as she danced around happily.


Nora ran around the dark hallways, searching for the last thing she needed. She turned a corner to find herself face with a red-colored ghost. In between him and her, however, she saw the super pellet. She grabbed it and ate it, and the ghost turned blue with terror. She chased him down and caught him, eating him as well. Another corner and she caught the pink ghost and ate it. Then she spotted the last pellet. How she had missed it was beyond her, but it was hers now.

Nora glanced back at her team, who was watching in absolute horrified disbelief. "Told you."

Jaune fainted. Pyrrha and Ren exchanged glances. Ren spoke for the three of them. "Alright Nora, we believe you. Level one hundred is a real thing."

Nora smiled. "And?"

"And you are the ultimate master of Pacman."


And now you know that JNPR is generally better at video games than RWBY.